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Spread some joy, giggles, emotion, passion, lust, hatred, whatever the fudge you want, but do it in poetry form thanking you muchly.
It doesn't need to rhyme despite the thread title.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Princess peach one day on the forum.
Started a thread to try kill the boredom.
The thread didn’t work
So she started to twerk
And get her tits out for em |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"fuck this
fuck that
fuck a hole
fuck a gnat
fuck it wide
or fuck it long
i need a tune
for this song
need inspiration
to get my juices flowing
if you can't provide them
then i'm going"
.. Going where?
Not so fast!
My nuts slapping on your ass
That's the tune you're looking for.
Like violins as I sink my titanic to your ocean floor. |
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These past few days I've been feeling like shite
With nothing to give, can't do a thing right
I wish I could get rid of this fucking emotion
And shake myself out of this inner commotion
I'm not a bad person I have a good heart
Although I'm well known for enjoying a fart
That's pretty much the worst you'll get from me
Even though I may do it when say on your knee
I'm passionate, caring and incredibly loyal
But despite my name I'm not really a royal
But for someone to love me I must love myself
Hmmm, maybe it's time to climb back on the shelf
What am I thinking  what's all this about?
I'm not afraid to admit at times I fill with self doubt
So I fight with myself, hiding in plain sight
But I'm my own crazy diamond, I'll shine on, I'll shine bright |
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My darling, my love
If only knew how I feel
How each time I see you I tremble
My eyes light up, my heart melts
I imagine us in the future,all the time we will spend together.
You are always there for me
To snuggle at the end of the day
To hold me when I feel ill
You are my number one.
And the day we part my heart will break
You make my dreams come true
And I will lie with you for as long as you will allow.
My darling
My love
My bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got some peach juice hanging loose
From my lips like cum on dick
Come here, take a pic, show these fabbers what you lick
Don't spit
Be ma bitch
Cmon princess suck my clit
Straight outta my front room
Peach x |
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"I got some peach juice hanging loose
From my lips like cum on dick
Come here, take a pic, show these fabbers what you lick
Don't spit
Be ma bitch
Cmon princess suck my clit
Straight outta my front room
Peach x"
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"These past few days I've been feeling like shite
With nothing to give, can't do a thing right
I wish I could get rid of this fucking emotion
And shake myself out of this inner commotion
I'm not a bad person I have a good heart
Although I'm well known for enjoying a fart
That's pretty much the worst you'll get from me
Even though I may do it when say on your knee
I'm passionate, caring and incredibly loyal
But despite my name I'm not really a royal
But for someone to love me I must love myself
Hmmm, maybe it's time to climb back on the shelf
What am I thinking what's all this about?
I'm not afraid to admit at times I fill with self doubt
So I fight with myself, hiding in plain sight
But I'm my own crazy diamond, I'll shine on, I'll shine bright "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young man from Bombay
Who slid down the stairs on a tray
He bumped into the queen
Said sorry old bean
But you shouldn't have been in the way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today, the wife's been feeling kind of meh,
The little bean growing inside has been making her go bleurgh.
But fret not cos we're still blissfully happy,
That all too soon we'll be knee deep in nappies.
So far this week I've been busy like a worker bee,
With clients making some crazy demands of me.
The business has taken an upturn in luck,
Now to help me celebrate...who fancies a fun night at the local arcade playing PAC-MAN.
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Ya dirty minded buggers thought it was gonna end another way, admit it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These past few days I've been feeling like shite
With nothing to give, can't do a thing right
I wish I could get rid of this fucking emotion
And shake myself out of this inner commotion
I'm not a bad person I have a good heart
Although I'm well known for enjoying a fart
That's pretty much the worst you'll get from me
Even though I may do it when say on your knee
I'm passionate, caring and incredibly loyal
But despite my name I'm not really a royal
But for someone to love me I must love myself
Hmmm, maybe it's time to climb back on the shelf
What am I thinking what's all this about?
I'm not afraid to admit at times I fill with self doubt
So I fight with myself, hiding in plain sight
But I'm my own crazy diamond, I'll shine on, I'll shine bright "
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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why can't you love yourself?
you're probably not that bad
if someone else told you you were unlovable
they probably were mad.
you can get rid of that emotion
that emotion isn't you, it's not even real
it's someone else fucked up world
and how they actually feel.
but stop farting please. |
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"Today, the wife's been feeling kind of meh,
The little bean growing inside has been making her go bleurgh.
But fret not cos we're still blissfully happy,
That all too soon we'll be knee deep in nappies.
So far this week I've been busy like a worker bee,
With clients making some crazy demands of me.
The business has taken an upturn in luck,
Now to help me celebrate...who fancies a fun night at the local arcade playing PAC-MAN.
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.
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Ya dirty minded buggers thought it was gonna end another way, admit it. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These past few days I've been feeling like shite
With nothing to give, can't do a thing right
I wish I could get rid of this fucking emotion
And shake myself out of this inner commotion
I'm not a bad person I have a good heart
Although I'm well known for enjoying a fart
That's pretty much the worst you'll get from me
Even though I may do it when say on your knee
I'm passionate, caring and incredibly loyal
But despite my name I'm not really a royal
But for someone to love me I must love myself
Hmmm, maybe it's time to climb back on the shelf
What am I thinking what's all this about?
I'm not afraid to admit at times I fill with self doubt
So I fight with myself, hiding in plain sight
But I'm my own crazy diamond, I'll shine on, I'll shine bright "
Shine like a diamond in the sky.
Shine and polish till it shoots in your eye.
You can stand under my um ber rella ella, ma brelly.
If you can withstand my cucumber hella deep in your belly.
Wanna watch the BBC?
You won't need a telly
You say you're not Royal but Queen bees need fed that Royal Jelly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I rarely fail to smile
When I read your witty prose
Armed with your razor wit
You keep us on our toes
With a warm heart and authentic voice
You use your power of speech
To disclose your truth and make us laugh
Your special Princess Peach!  |
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"I'd die for you", some say
but is that really much?
Seems pretty small-fry to me
we all get grabbed in Deaths clutch.
I'd go further, I'd break many taboos,
I'd steal, I'd lie, I'd sneak,
I'd even kill for you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To climb a hill is our goal
Pooch and i will take a stroll
Is this as good as life gets
To view some stunning welsh sunsets
Until Pooch gets his mouth on a vole
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Hey yo peach you is funny as shit
You like to have a laugh and act like a tit
But I know you is a sensitive soul
And finding some love is your goal
So look no further cause with me you can have
A threesome with me and my altar ego Gav.
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"why can't you love yourself?
you're probably not that bad
if someone else told you you were unlovable
they probably were mad.
you can get rid of that emotion
that emotion isn't you, it's not even real
it's someone else fucked up world
and how they actually feel.
but stop farting please."
I shall never stop farting... it's my bum voice and I like to be heard |
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"I rarely fail to smile
When I read your witty prose
Armed with your razor wit
You keep us on our toes
With a warm heart and authentic voice
You use your power of speech
To disclose your truth and make us laugh
Your special Princess Peach! "
Oh Doc you've just made me cry
This wet stuff fell from my eye
They were not yukky tears
Til they dripped in my ears
Now I need to go and get dry
Thank you |
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she was amazing big bright beautiful eyes
locked on my balls surprise with what she can do with her mouth
taking my cock down south
stretch that throat babe don’t stop
my cum dumpster slobbering over meat and veggies
wondering if she’s ready, for some wrestling
monument slamming, Long Dong Silver jamming
one eye snake, vertical smile hugging
plough Like dropped kebab
love poetry my horrible attempt |
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"Hey yo peach you is funny as shit
You like to have a laugh and act like a tit
But I know you is a sensitive soul
And finding some love is your goal
So look no further cause with me you can have
A threesome with me and my altar ego Gav.
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Gav has been good for a giggle
He makes me laugh and belly jiggle
A professional who's clean
He's been heard but not seen
Come on over Gav, give us a wiggle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I rarely fail to smile
When I read your witty prose
Armed with your razor wit
You keep us on our toes
With a warm heart and authentic voice
You use your power of speech
To disclose your truth and make us laugh
Your special Princess Peach!
Oh Doc you've just made me cry
This wet stuff fell from my eye
They were not yukky tears
Til they dripped in my ears
Now I need to go and get dry
Thank you "
Salty tears
Mixed with ear wax
Rolling down your tits
And into your quim crack
I'd offer to help
And lick it out
But I know you'll fart
And stink the place out
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"I rarely fail to smile
When I read your witty prose
Armed with your razor wit
You keep us on our toes
With a warm heart and authentic voice
You use your power of speech
To disclose your truth and make us laugh
Your special Princess Peach!
Oh Doc you've just made me cry
This wet stuff fell from my eye
They were not yukky tears
Til they dripped in my ears
Now I need to go and get dry
Thank you
Salty tears
Mixed with ear wax
Rolling down your tits
And into your quim crack
I'd offer to help
And lick it out
But I know you'll fart
And stink the place out
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To be fair my farts are all bark and no bite
Unless I push too hard and let out a wet shite
That's a rare occurance you'll be pleased to know
My guts usually tell me when I "need to go"
Belly rumble and grumble and let out a toot
Of roses and rainbows from my poop chute |
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Seeing as things are going down the grotty route...
Ahem.
This poetry threat has turned into grot
So fuck it, I'll give it all that I've got
To make your tummy squiggle and squirm
Like a big snotty slug or half eaten worm
Ear wax and boogers, old crusty cum
Some of these things can sure turn your tum
Toe jam and bum fluff, a red fiery zit
Like mount Vesuvius there on your tit
Ready to pop and expell it's white scum
But that's nothing compared to the boil on your bum
It hurts when you sit and it's painful to wipe
So you pray that big turd broke clean from your pipe
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now if you really want to lower the tone
I couldn't let you do it on your own.
To clear a thread that was really rocking
Needs an explicit display of naked space docking.
And if the smell doesn't leave you gagging,
You could always try a spot of wolfbagging.
And if your dinner still refuses to regurgitate
A Dirty Sanchez could then be your fate.
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A Sanchez of the dirty kind
A poopy tachè, that blows my mind
If anybody did that to me
They'd soon find out that buggery
Hurts like mad when you don't know it's coming
You had no clue you were getting a bumming
It's payback bitch for being a twunt
Don't think you'll be coming near my cunt
For a very long time there's a lesson to learn
You'll be wanking so much, you'll have friction burn
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The friction burns are no stranger to me
As I'm used to having to wank myself silly
And as for pegging it holds no threat
As I'll lubricate the strap-on with a fart that's wet
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"The friction burns are no stranger to me
As I'm used to having to wank myself silly
And as for pegging it holds no threat
As I'll lubricate the strap-on with a fart that's wet
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Who said it's a strap on that I'll use to peg?
I was thinking of that thick wooden table leg
I'll polish first I take pride in my work
With sandpaper I wanna see that arse jerk |
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"The friction burns are no stranger to me
As I'm used to having to wank myself silly
And as for pegging it holds no threat
As I'll lubricate the strap-on with a fart that's wet
Who said it's a strap on that I'll use to peg?
I was thinking of that thick wooden table leg
I'll polish first I take pride in my work
With sandpaper I wanna see that arse jerk "
A table leg would be a bit too slender
For you I'd make a bespoke double ender
I've got a piece of 4x4 that's just the job
To be carved into a fucking huge bed knob |
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Take your dress off but keep your heels on
Suck on your tits but keep your heels on
Play with your pussy but keep your heels on
I want to make you sweat
I want to make you scream
I want to make you wet
Let me do the honour and help you with your knickers
Something about Princess Peach
Makes me forget about Mary |
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welcome to society
a contradiction a hypocrisy,
where dictators roam free in the state of democracy.
The media rule through subtle lies,
deciding what should you look like,
and therefore what you should buy.
Race Class and Wealth divide us, we condone it sure,
but youll find inside us
it is all the same.
so whatever your name,
dont look for a place to place blame.
accept the consequences of your actions... your insecurities are contraptions
that are primarily used to maim you,
they are expectations you conciously attatch to... with a subconcious virus built to silence and shame you.
make your own decisions, be who you want to be and live life to the full...
smile,dance and let curiosity and feelings pull.
Dont be so hard on yourself
your life isnt a trial
Do things that make you happy
even if it is only once in a while.
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
I sat and watched a squirrel
climbing in a tree
It stopped and stared in through my window...
it was watching me.
Feeling somewhat on the spot
I gave a little wave
The squirrel cocked an eyebrow, telling
me to just behave.
Who does this squirrel think that
he is talking to?
I'm not taking this from him
I know just what to do
I fetched a ladder and climbed up
now I was in the tree
Staring out through my window
the squirrel looked at me.
Our roles reversed, I scampered off
he turned back to his screen
He now has the office job and I...
a squirrel most obscene |
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over a year ago
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There was a young girl from Iching,who was picking her nose in the kitchen,her mother said ..rose stop picking your nose,and get on with some f...ing knitting. |
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over a year ago
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I went to animals fair
the birds and the beasts were there.
The great baboon by the light of the moon,was combing his long blonde hair.
The monkey fell out of his bunk.
And slid down the elephants trunk.
The elephant sneezed,and fell on his knees.
But what became of the monkey,monkey,monkey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a photography job to do this morning,
That many would consider to be boring.
I shall tackle it whilst looking zealous,
In the knowledge that you ladies would be jealous.
Because the bodybuilders I am shooting need oiling. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These past few days I've been feeling like shite
With nothing to give, can't do a thing right
I wish I could get rid of this fucking emotion
And shake myself out of this inner commotion
I'm not a bad person I have a good heart
Although I'm well known for enjoying a fart
That's pretty much the worst you'll get from me
Even though I may do it when say on your knee
I'm passionate, caring and incredibly loyal
But despite my name I'm not really a royal
But for someone to love me I must love myself
Hmmm, maybe it's time to climb back on the shelf
What am I thinking what's all this about?
I'm not afraid to admit at times I fill with self doubt
So I fight with myself, hiding in plain sight
But I'm my own crazy diamond, I'll shine on, I'll shine bright "
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over a year ago
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I've got the day off
So I'm reading Fab threads
Laying naked on my bed
Airing my hangry muff
My vajayjay loves lotsa space because
It's a great big fat bush
That sucks up anything it comes into contact with...
A great big black hole
A teeny tiny bit out of control
Between my lush legs I need a sweetface...
A male or female, someone not afraid of the dark....
Anyone want hangry muff ninja training? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea for one..my stories just begun.
Tea for two..I"m telling.it to you.
Tea for three..I.m sat upon his knee.
Tea for four..Hes led me on the floor.
Tea for five..My legs are open wide.
Tea for six..Hes up to dirty tricks.
Tea for seven..Its just.like being in heaven.
Tea for eight..The doctors at the gate..
Tea for.nine..The twins are doing fine.
Tea for ten..Hes doing me in again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got the day off
So I'm reading Fab threads
Laying naked on my bed
Airing my hangry muff
My vajayjay loves lotsa space because
It's a great big fat bush
That sucks up anything it comes into contact with...
A great big black hole
A teeny tiny bit out of control
Between my lush legs I need a sweetface...
A male or female, someone not afraid of the dark....
Anyone want hangry muff ninja training? "
Love it!  muff training. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love it! muff training. "
I must warn you now,
Muff training will start with me parking my arse on your boatrace for a start.
You'll lie on your back and stare at my cracks
But you can choose which one you'd first like to attack
Both cracks are delicious, or so I've been told, by nymphos and sex fiends who love to be scolded
And told what to do, whilst they're tonguing my fanny.
All this talk of sex, is making me wet...
Gona have to get busy and reclaim both of my hands... engage with my love holes
... Lol x
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"I've got the day off
So I'm reading Fab threads
Laying naked on my bed
Airing my hangry muff
My vajayjay loves lotsa space because
It's a great big fat bush
That sucks up anything it comes into contact with...
A great big black hole
A teeny tiny bit out of control
Between my lush legs I need a sweetface...
A male or female, someone not afraid of the dark....
Anyone want hangry muff ninja training? "
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I really should clean up this house full of shit
Instead of moping around and getting back in my pit
But the weather is wank and it fills me with dread
Of the nastiness lurking outside of my bed
I need to stop being lazy it's really not me
Oh she's driving me crazy this person I see
The one in the mirror how dare she invade
And carry on pissing upon my parade |
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I'm sat at my desk, staring into space,
Everyone noticing my resting bitch face,
For I'm not in the mood for idle small talk,
I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a fork.
So here I am venting, with rhyme thrown in too,
Despite knowing how much I've to do.
Busy in work and busy outside,
I think I may just run and hide. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Defend your honour thats my aim,
To curry favour thats the game,
To pass the time and stave of boredom,
you'll find me lurking in the forum.
Post a comment I don't like?
I'll mount my steed and grab my pike,
fair maidens I'll defend them all,
and maybe get to have a ball.
You knaves had better show respect,
and ladies maybe we'll connect,
Because I'm not like other men,
I'll be there for you, where and when.
So when I post you can be sure,
I am The Shining Knight of yore,
read my posts and take a look,
and maybe we can have a fuck.
I am the Knight all shining white,
I'm jenuwine and can fuck all night,
Remember it's all just in my head,
no chance of getting in your bed  |
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Whilst walking ... see how talented I am
To the post office I strolled to send a parcel
With my knickers playing hide and seek with my arsehole
This package is awkward I feel really exposed
And then I arrive, the post office is closed
So off I am trotting a mile walk ahead
While wondering why the fuck did I get out of bed
Coz this parcel needs sending, my son wants his kindle
Mum to the rescue, though my will starts to dwindle |
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over a year ago
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After a morning of delightful client chat
I'm feeling quite productive,
But rather than do more preparation work,
That siren Fab is so seductive.
She lures me in with my cup of tea
To catch up on the forum
And before I know it I'm typing shit
And posting with no decorum.
I really should do something much more vital,
Or at least of some real value.
But, fuck it, that won't be happening now,
I'm hooked again I tell you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once knew a very insecure swinger.
She would always say she was a minger.
But when I met her my pussy went phhhhurrrrrrr 
So I showed her how hot she was with my finger x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once upon a time my sex life was drab.
Then came along this guy on fab.
So here's to that guy that I love best.
Every weekend he sucks my breast.
He fucks me standing.
He fucks me lying.
If I had wings he would fuck me flying.
I will always be yours for wine and dine and even in doggy and sixty nine.
They say you can never change where you meet
And I always said i would never let my heart feel defeat.
I know you fell for me yes that I see
I just want you to know your also the one for me.
Meeting you again has made my life sing.
So this poems for you my handsome King x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After a morning of delightful client chat
I'm feeling quite productive,
But rather than do more preparation work,
That siren Fab is so seductive.
She lures me in with my cup of tea
To catch up on the forum
And before I know it I'm typing shit
And posting with no decorum.
I really should do something much more vital,
Or at least of some real value.
But, fuck it, that won't be happening now,
I'm hooked again I tell you.
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You just made me laugh which I hope adds value to your day! lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Whilst walking ... see how talented I am
To the post office I strolled to send a parcel
With my knickers playing hide and seek with my arsehole
This package is awkward I feel really exposed
And then I arrive, the post office is closed
So off I am trotting a mile walk ahead
While wondering why the fuck did I get out of bed
Coz this parcel needs sending, my son wants his kindle
Mum to the rescue, though my will starts to dwindle "
Lol awesome I really enjoyed that! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This has got to be my favourite Fab thread to date...
Y'all made me giggle and laugh till my belly ached (not quite but nearly!!)
Wishing you all a great week ahead!
... till then I'm getting back into my bed to read more of this funtastic thread x
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"This has got to be my favourite Fab thread to date...
Y'all made me giggle and laugh till my belly ached (not quite but nearly!!)
Wishing you all a great week ahead!
... till then I'm getting back into my bed to read more of this funtastic thread x
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If you like this one check out epic rap battle. Myself and cake boy went head to head. Was brill. |
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"Once upon a time my sex life was drab.
Then came along this guy on fab.
So here's to that guy that I love best.
Every weekend he sucks my breast.
He fucks me standing.
He fucks me lying.
If I had wings he would fuck me flying.
I will always be yours for wine and dine and even in doggy and sixty nine.
They say you can never change where you meet
And I always said i would never let my heart feel defeat.
I know you fell for me yes that I see
I just want you to know your also the one for me.
Meeting you again has made my life sing.
So this poems for you my handsome King x
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"Defend your honour thats my aim,
To curry favour thats the game,
To pass the time and stave of boredom,
you'll find me lurking in the forum.
Post a comment I don't like?
I'll mount my steed and grab my pike,
fair maidens I'll defend them all,
and maybe get to have a ball.
You knaves had better show respect,
and ladies maybe we'll connect,
Because I'm not like other men,
I'll be there for you, where and when.
So when I post you can be sure,
I am The Shining Knight of yore,
read my posts and take a look,
and maybe we can have a fuck.
I am the Knight all shining white,
I'm jenuwine and can fuck all night,
Remember it's all just in my head,
no chance of getting in your bed "
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"Defend your honour thats my aim,
To curry favour thats the game,
To pass the time and stave of boredom,
you'll find me lurking in the forum.
Post a comment I don't like?
I'll mount my steed and grab my pike,
fair maidens I'll defend them all,
and maybe get to have a ball.
You knaves had better show respect,
and ladies maybe we'll connect,
Because I'm not like other men,
I'll be there for you, where and when.
So when I post you can be sure,
I am The Shining Knight of yore,
read my posts and take a look,
and maybe we can have a fuck.
I am the Knight all shining white,
I'm jenuwine and can fuck all night,
Remember it's all just in my head,
no chance of getting in your bed "
He should be poet lauriate |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
(^^ part one up there ^^)
My new life as a squirrel
isn't going well
I tried to sleep up in a tree but
every night I fell
The diet has me feeling sick
I cannot stomach nuts
I don't even look like a squirrel
I lack the fluffy butt
The squirrel on the other hand
has my life to a tee
He's even been promoted
and bought a car sporty
This situation cannot stand
I know what I must try
For me to get my old life back...
that squirrel has to die. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I haven't been here in over a year.
I came back to find any hotties who're near.
After a fortnight of endless shit mail,
Id almost renamed this as an epic fail.
But then I got chatting to someone so fit.
I jumped up excited screaming yes this is it!
We're planning to meet up, he said he'd make me smile.
I hope he's prepared though cos it's been a while  |
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By *rrol.BMan
over a year ago
Wrexham |
My eyes are bleary, part-glued shut
I stretch, I groan, I get up
The clock it says "it is 6:30"
a time so early it seems dirty
Shambling kitchenwards like some undead
I need coffee and toasted bread
The click, the pop, the butter, at last!
Sweet ambrosia to break my fast
And to the side a cup sits steaming
Moist and hot; caffeine with cream in
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Bla bla bla
Will you fuck me in my car?
You look lush
Will you let me make you gush?
You are fit
Will you show me your tit?
You are fine
Do you want to come to mine?
Fancy meeting?
My wife don't know I'm cheating
You're profile's great
But you haven't read it mate
Here's my cock
It's hard just like a rock
Wanna chat?
How can I say no to that 
A moment in the life of an inbox. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I stop you with a kiss
You touch me till I can't resist
We lay side by side
With passion in our eyes
Moments begin to slow
And blur into one
Lustful desires begin to grow
With the setting sun
Here comes the wild wanton night
With all its salacious temptation
Here comes the burning delight
Of exquisite exaltation
You start me with a kiss
I touch you till you can't resist
We lay side by side
With passion in our eyes
As we await the next ride
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Broken glass sparkles,
On the bathroom floor.
The mirror cracked,
Of use no more.
The voyager seeks
An end to all ills.
The tap is turned,
The bath it fills.
A mad voice cackles,
'Let's see what you've got'.
The razor is sharp,
The water is hot.
Where is your song?
But a sad lament.
Of life force depleted,
Of energy spent.
But stay your hand my friend,
For god's sake, please.
There's still joy to be had,
Get up from your knees.
You don't believe me?
You're consumed by doubt.
But where do you go from here?
There's no return from your final shout.
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