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"If your lotto numbers came up but you hadn't bort your weekley lotto ticket cos you forgot to get it ?
All Funny and serious answers welcome "
I should imagine if it really happened to someone they'd get really upset and depressed and obsessed with it and ale themselves ill |
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over a year ago
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"If your lotto numbers came up but you hadn't bort your weekley lotto ticket cos you forgot to get it ?
All Funny and serious answers welcome
I should imagine if it really happened to someone they'd get really upset and depressed and obsessed with it and ale themselves ill "
I watched a documentary on this very thing happening. Either that or they'd lost the winning ticket I think. They were very poorly for some time after |
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I think I'd have to take a good hard look at myself in the mirror, OP.
Not to admonish myself you understand. It's just I'm so blooming good looking
What would you do? |
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
Seeside, in addition to posting thought-provoking and inteligent comments, has dyslexia.
Noe who looks stupid???"
Ooooh! I spotted a spelling mistake! |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
Seeside, in addition to posting thought-provoking and inteligent comments, has dyslexia.
Noe who looks stupid???
Ooooh! I spotted a spelling mistake! "
Oops! So spank me, already! Or report me to the SPAG police |
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As it wouldn't alter the odds of me winning the next draw I enter it wouldn't spoil my dreams ....
My motivation for buying a ticket is not self serving and I don't trust to fate or expect my reason for entering the draw should give me any greater entitlement to win than any other entrant .....
So it wouldn't register an negative emotion for me....
I'd just sit in the corner as sob my eyes out for weeks on end ...... |
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st "
Sorry mate. Wasn't taking the piss. I'm not that great at spelling either. Truth be told I can barely walk upright. |
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st
Fair point. "
Now then young man, have you learnt your lesson? Seeside is a dear friend of all of us regular Lounge forumites. Picking on him, or anyone else for that matter, will get our backs up and put you on many people's shit lists. Can I suggest you apologise?
*apologies mods if I've overstepped the mark. |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
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"Lots saying thay wood cry
What would you do ?"
Honestly..
Just continyou with normall life.
Not mutch I cood do.
I dout i wood be Verry happy.
And most likely to be ranting about it for a long time
but I no I woodount cry. As it woodount change anything
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st
Sorry mate. Wasn't taking the piss. I'm not that great at spelling either. Truth be told I can barely walk upright. "
Apologising in public shows you're not a twazzer. After all.....Respect will always be given and is expected in return.
But now we all want to know why you can barely walk upright and how the fuck do I get abs?! |
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st
Fair point.
Now then young man, have you learnt your lesson? Seeside is a dear friend of all of us regular Lounge forumites. Picking on him, or anyone else for that matter, will get our backs up and put you on many people's shit lists. Can I suggest you apologise?
*apologies mods if I've overstepped the mark. "
I'm proud of you and I'm proud of Seeside |
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st
Fair point.
Now then young man, have you learnt your lesson? Seeside is a dear friend of all of us regular Lounge forumites. Picking on him, or anyone else for that matter, will get our backs up and put you on many people's shit lists. Can I suggest you apologise?
*apologies mods if I've overstepped the mark.
I'm proud of you and I'm proud of Seeside "
*ahem* |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st
Fair point.
Now then young man, have you learnt your lesson? Seeside is a dear friend of all of us regular Lounge forumites. Picking on him, or anyone else for that matter, will get our backs up and put you on many people's shit lists. Can I suggest you apologise?
*apologies mods if I've overstepped the mark. "
Give this man a round of applause!
...or a blow job...which I know he would prefer! |
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st
Fair point.
Now then young man, have you learnt your lesson? Seeside is a dear friend of all of us regular Lounge forumites. Picking on him, or anyone else for that matter, will get our backs up and put you on many people's shit lists. Can I suggest you apologise?
*apologies mods if I've overstepped the mark.
I'm proud of you and I'm proud of Seeside
*ahem* "
Frog in your throat Steve,,,,, |
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st
Fair point.
Now then young man, have you learnt your lesson? Seeside is a dear friend of all of us regular Lounge forumites. Picking on him, or anyone else for that matter, will get our backs up and put you on many people's shit lists. Can I suggest you apologise?
*apologies mods if I've overstepped the mark.
I'm proud of you and I'm proud of Seeside
*ahem*
Frog in your throat Steve,,,,, "
Don't speak about French Monsieurs like that. and keep to the point of the thread title as well. |
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"If your lotto numbers came up but you hadn't bort your weekley lotto ticket cos you forgot to get it ?
All Funny and serious answers welcome "
I don't do certain numbers and I certainly don't do it every week! Buy a lucky dip every now and then x |
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I know a couple that happened to, same numbers every week for years then the week they didn't put them on by an oversight they would have won over 5 million. They just say it wasn't meant to be and shrugged it off. I'd be gutted but there's nowt you could do about it. |
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st
Sorry mate. Wasn't taking the piss. I'm not that great at spelling either. Truth be told I can barely walk upright. "
Why can't you walk upright |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st
Sorry mate. Wasn't taking the piss. I'm not that great at spelling either. Truth be told I can barely walk upright. "
If that be true then y post your 1st post in the 1st place ?
But hay il take your word that it wos not ment to be a piss take.
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st
Fair point.
Now then young man, have you learnt your lesson? Seeside is a dear friend of all of us regular Lounge forumites. Picking on him, or anyone else for that matter, will get our backs up and put you on many people's shit lists. Can I suggest you apologise?
*apologies mods if I've overstepped the mark.
I'm proud of you and I'm proud of Seeside
*ahem*
Frog in your throat Steve,,,,,
Don't speak about French Monsieurs like that. and keep to the point of the thread title as well. "
I meant a Ribbit-ribbit frog .....
Seriously mate your mind.....get it out the gutter |
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st
Sorry mate. Wasn't taking the piss. I'm not that great at spelling either. Truth be told I can barely walk upright.
Why can't you walk upright " I asked first! |
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st
Fair point.
Now then young man, have you learnt your lesson? Seeside is a dear friend of all of us regular Lounge forumites. Picking on him, or anyone else for that matter, will get our backs up and put you on many people's shit lists. Can I suggest you apologise?
*apologies mods if I've overstepped the mark.
I'm proud of you and I'm proud of Seeside
*ahem*
Frog in your throat Steve,,,,,
Don't speak about French Monsieurs like that. and keep to the point of the thread title as well.
I meant a Ribbit-ribbit frog .....
Seriously mate your mind.....get it out the gutter " some of us are in the gutter but looking up at the stars (having fallen in there because I forgot to do the winning lottery ticket) |
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st
Sorry mate. Wasn't taking the piss. I'm not that great at spelling either. Truth be told I can barely walk upright.
Why can't you walk upright "
Because I'm a Neanderthal and have only just discovered fire. |
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I remember when the lottery first started rumours of a prank which sent someone into massive depression.
Someone got a ticket with the previous weeks winning numbers swapped it with their mates ticket and played the previous weeks draw on video so they thought they'd won.
Does sound a bit like a made up story so don't know if there's any truth in it.
I also have known/met far too many people who claim their numbers came up the week they didn't buy a ticket.... I call bullshit those tbh.
If they had all got their tickets I would know probably 8 or 9 lottery jackpot winners, highly unlikely! |
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"I would use the money and learn to spell properly :-
I think you need to learn to reed 1st
Fair point.
Now then young man, have you learnt your lesson? Seeside is a dear friend of all of us regular Lounge forumites. Picking on him, or anyone else for that matter, will get our backs up and put you on many people's shit lists. Can I suggest you apologise?
*apologies mods if I've overstepped the mark.
I'm proud of you and I'm proud of Seeside
*ahem*
Frog in your throat Steve,,,,,
Don't speak about French Monsieurs like that. and keep to the point of the thread title as well.
I meant a Ribbit-ribbit frog .....
Seriously mate your mind.....get it out the gutter some of us are in the gutter but looking up at the stars (having fallen in there because I forgot to do the winning lottery ticket) "
Hey count your lucky stars .....for some people a Brighton gutter is a luxury address......
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I love your threads _eeside. One of the funniest threads I was ever involved in was one of yours I think. You were talking about a particular drink but because it was spelled wrong it took us forever to find out what the drink was, it was hilarious but we got there in the end. Don't ever change mate, you are loved for the man you are, nasty comments say more about the person making them than you. |
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"I love your threads _eeside. One of the funniest threads I was ever involved in was one of yours I think. You were talking about a particular drink but because it was spelled wrong it took us forever to find out what the drink was, it was hilarious but we got there in the end. Don't ever change mate, you are loved for the man you are, nasty comments say more about the person making them than you. "
How lovely, true and well said |
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"I love your threads _eeside. One of the funniest threads I was ever involved in was one of yours I think. You were talking about a particular drink but because it was spelled wrong it took us forever to find out what the drink was, it was hilarious but we got there in the end. Don't ever change mate, you are loved for the man you are, nasty comments say more about the person making them than you. "
Good man |
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"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby. "
And that's what keeps the planet spinning. Well that or something about gravitational pulls... |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
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"I love your threads _eeside. One of the funniest threads I was ever involved in was one of yours I think. You were talking about a particular drink but because it was spelled wrong it took us forever to find out what the drink was, it was hilarious but we got there in the end. Don't ever change mate, you are loved for the man you are, nasty comments say more about the person making them than you. "
Ya i remember that thread |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby.
And that's what keeps the planet spinning. Well that or something about gravitational pulls..."
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"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby.
And that's what keeps the planet spinning. Well that or something about gravitational pulls..."
Most of the planets also spin about their axes in the same direction. This consistency came about because the entire solar system formed billions of years ago in a giant cloud of dust. ... The exceptions to the spin rule are Uranus and Venus. Ain't that sumfing? |
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"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby. "
You should build a shrine to me in your boudoir......no matter how much you protest I know you tribute my pictures.....
Deny it if you must but we both know its true......
PS If you dared venture up north I could arrange protection for you , |
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"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby.
And that's what keeps the planet spinning. Well that or something about gravitational pulls...
Most of the planets also spin about their axes in the same direction. This consistency came about because the entire solar system formed billions of years ago in a giant cloud of dust. ... The exceptions to the spin rule are Uranus and Venus. Ain't that sumfing?"
It's truly a wonder |
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"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby.
You should build a shrine to me in your boudoir......no matter how much you protest I know you tribute my pictures.....
Deny it if you must but we both know its true......
PS If you dared venture up north I could arrange protection for you , "
Wank off! |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby.
And that's what keeps the planet spinning. Well that or something about gravitational pulls...
Most of the planets also spin about their axes in the same direction. This consistency came about because the entire solar system formed billions of years ago in a giant cloud of dust. ... The exceptions to the spin rule are Uranus and Venus. Ain't that sumfing?"
Lol how dus a lotto thread turn in to a siyounce thread about the planets |
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"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby.
And that's what keeps the planet spinning. Well that or something about gravitational pulls...
Most of the planets also spin about their axes in the same direction. This consistency came about because the entire solar system formed billions of years ago in a giant cloud of dust. ... The exceptions to the spin rule are Uranus and Venus. Ain't that sumfing?
It's truly a wonder " well, ok-ish, at least. |
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"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby.
You should build a shrine to me in your boudoir......no matter how much you protest I know you tribute my pictures.....
Deny it if you must but we both know its true......
PS If you dared venture up north I could arrange protection for you ,
Wank off! "
Oooo'er that really stings rush me to the burns unit .. |
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"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby.
And that's what keeps the planet spinning. Well that or something about gravitational pulls...
Most of the planets also spin about their axes in the same direction. This consistency came about because the entire solar system formed billions of years ago in a giant cloud of dust. ... The exceptions to the spin rule are Uranus and Venus. Ain't that sumfing?
Lol how dus a lotto thread turn in to a siyounce thread about the planets " I've said all along 'keep to the title' Alleycat, did deliberately, knowingly, consciously and with malice aforethought, changed the subject. So did Poxy. |
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"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby.
You should build a shrine to me in your boudoir......no matter how much you protest I know you tribute my pictures.....
Deny it if you must but we both know its true......
PS If you dared venture up north I could arrange protection for you ,
Wank off!
Oooo'er that really stings rush me to the burns unit .. "
SEESIDE!!!! Subject change alert!!!!! |
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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago
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"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby.
You should build a shrine to me in your boudoir......no matter how much you protest I know you tribute my pictures.....
Deny it if you must but we both know its true......
PS If you dared venture up north I could arrange protection for you ,
Wank off!
Oooo'er that really stings rush me to the burns unit ..
SEESIDE!!!! Subject change alert!!!!!"
Lol
I got to go now anyway.
My fone is about t die.
Fill free to change the subject |
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"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby.
You should build a shrine to me in your boudoir......no matter how much you protest I know you tribute my pictures.....
Deny it if you must but we both know its true......
PS If you dared venture up north I could arrange protection for you ,
Wank off!
Oooo'er that really stings rush me to the burns unit ..
SEESIDE!!!! Subject change alert!!!!!"
Just as I suspected.......but ganging up on me wont work.....
mwuahahahha
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"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby.
You should build a shrine to me in your boudoir......no matter how much you protest I know you tribute my pictures.....
Deny it if you must but we both know its true......
PS If you dared venture up north I could arrange protection for you ,
Wank off!
Oooo'er that really stings rush me to the burns unit ..
SEESIDE!!!! Subject change alert!!!!!
Just as I suspected.......but ganging up on me wont work.....
mwuahahahha
" gagging up on you might |
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"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby.
You should build a shrine to me in your boudoir......no matter how much you protest I know you tribute my pictures.....
Deny it if you must but we both know its true......
PS If you dared venture up north I could arrange protection for you ,
Wank off!
Oooo'er that really stings rush me to the burns unit ..
SEESIDE!!!! Subject change alert!!!!!
Just as I suspected.......but ganging up on me wont work.....
mwuahahahha
gagging up on you might "
You've obviously not seen my cock picture ... |
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"Seems to be 50/50 now
Harf wood cry
Harf wood shrug it off
I'd shrug it off cos I'm a cool dude, Soxy would cry Ike a baby.
You should build a shrine to me in your boudoir......no matter how much you protest I know you tribute my pictures.....
Deny it if you must but we both know its true......
PS If you dared venture up north I could arrange protection for you ,
Wank off!
Oooo'er that really stings rush me to the burns unit ..
SEESIDE!!!! Subject change alert!!!!!
Just as I suspected.......but ganging up on me wont work.....
mwuahahahha
gagging up on you might
You've obviously not seen my cock picture ... " where? |
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"I love your threads _eeside. One of the funniest threads I was ever involved in was one of yours I think. You were talking about a particular drink but because it was spelled wrong it took us forever to find out what the drink was, it was hilarious but we got there in the end. Don't ever change mate, you are loved for the man you are, nasty comments say more about the person making them than you. "
I remember that one! Brilliant! well all luv you here Seeside |
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