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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Our 1st post on the forum so please be gentle x
What are your top 5 turn on's
Mine are (Tony)
1. Big boobs
2. Shaved pussy
3. High heels
4. Sense of humour
5. Sexy eyes x
We would love to hear yours x |
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1 - Salt and pepper chicken with noodles.
2 - "hey take my credit card and get what you want"
3 - "yes we have those in your size"
4 - Chronology protection conjecture.... it keeps me safe from the monkey man's time machine.
5 - Having my toenails nibbled by gerbils.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1 - Salt and pepper chicken with noodles.
2 - "hey take my credit card and get what you want"
3 - "yes we have those in your size"
4 - Chronology protection conjecture.... it keeps me safe from the monkey man's time machine.
5 - Having my toenails nibbled by gerbils.
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Swap 5 for "yes, I did put the loo seat back down" and I'll be putty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eyes - must have a twinkle or two in them. Dull eyes do nothing for me.
A sharp wit and a good sense of humour - must be able to make me laugh.
Voice - one that can turn my knees into jelly. Squeaky high pitch voices do not do anything for me.
Hands - big piano hands with long slender fingers that are neatly manicured. I cannot let knobbly rough hands with dirty fingernails go near me.
Good smile with good teeth - a winning combination, as I cannot let a gent with bad teeth go down on me. 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eyes - must have a twinkle or two in them. Dull eyes do nothing for me.
A sharp wit and a good sense of humour - must be able to make me laugh.
Voice - one that can turn my knees into jelly. Squeaky high pitch voices do not do anything for me.
Hands - big piano hands with long slender fingers that are neatly manicured. I cannot let knobbly rough hands with dirty fingernails go near me.
Good smile with good teeth - a winning combination, as I cannot let a gent with bad teeth go down on me.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eyes - must have a twinkle or two in them. Dull eyes do nothing for me.
A sharp wit and a good sense of humour - must be able to make me laugh.
Voice - one that can turn my knees into jelly. Squeaky high pitch voices do not do anything for me.
Hands - big piano hands with long slender fingers that are neatly manicured. I cannot let knobbly rough hands with dirty fingernails go near me.
Good smile with good teeth - a winning combination, as I cannot let a gent with bad teeth go down on me.
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I'm for you then. Can't give up the gardening.  |
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"Our 1st post on the forum so please be gentle x
What are your top 5 turn on's
Mine are (Tony)
1. Big boobs
2. Shaved pussy
3. High heels
4. Sense of humour
5. Sexy eyes x
We would love to hear yours x "
Hi and welcome to the forums...
top 5 ways to metaphorically get in jems knickers
1 make me laugh
2 make me think
3 be filthy
4 accent
5 size (i like tall,big men)
if u are fem
1 2and 3 the same
4 Small(i lke girly women)
5 smile |
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"think south has a shit accent, as im from there went to blackburn yesterday an the women sounded fit!!
Oi nothing wrong with a Southern twang you cheeky fecker  i am southern thankyou im just saying thats all"
I was joking!!  |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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stalkers
weirdos
those who howl on the night of the full moon
crazies and dafties
those who sit in their car with binoculars aimed at my windows....
was like winning the fucking lottery joining this site at times..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A pulse.
The ability to communicate (basics).
Wears clothes that fit.
Stand their round.
And not smell of pee.
There are a few other things but we don`t want to sound too choosey.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have discovered that the accent is not as critical so long as the tone of the voice is sufficiently deep.
High pitch coupled with a strong accent means turn off for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fabswingers asked 100 people what their top 5 turn ons are......
You said...... Chickens!
Our survey said.......... X nenaaaargh
Oh it was good but not there!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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MISTER
1. Bobbed Hair
2. The Sultry Look
3. Cheekbones/Jawline
4. Hands/Painted Nails
5. The Botty
MISSUS
1. Personality
2. Smile
3. Eyes
4. Look Of Mystery
5. The Botty
Great thread
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Arms. Got a thing about mens arms.
Blue eyes with long eyelashes with a twinkle.
Squidgy bum.
Personality/sense of humour. Surely thats a given.
Nice teeth. |
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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago
Leicestershire |
for devil...
hairy chest
sense of humour
nice bum
good manners
respect for women
and as for me...
lovely eyes
a great smile
accentuated curves
a smoking sensuality (no that doesn't mean a smoker... lol)
and freely expressive in bed...
Wolf
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"1. Alpha male
2. Great smile
3. Northern Accent
4. Strong Physique
5. Nice eyes "
lol...don't think it was just one person you're supposed to be describing femme....or is it just happenchance that a certain fella ticked all your boxes |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"1. Alpha male
2. Great smile
3. Northern Accent
4. Strong Physique
5. Nice eyes
lol...don't think it was just one person you're supposed to be describing femme....or is it just happenchance that a certain fella ticked all your boxes "
Now i cant help that now can i? I suspect yours may be similar, but a slightly more northern accent? |
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"1. Alpha male
2. Great smile
3. Northern Accent
4. Strong Physique
5. Nice eyes
lol...don't think it was just one person you're supposed to be describing femme....or is it just happenchance that a certain fella ticked all your boxes Now i cant help that now can i? I suspect yours may be similar, but a slightly more northern accent?"
I don't know what you mean |
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"4 - Chronology protection conjecture.... it keeps me safe from the monkey man's time machine."
Ha! Yes you and that loser Hawkings could stop me... IF! Traveling faster than light were the only way to time travel.
If you had a time machine which could manipulate worm holes or even create it's very own worm hole then the need to travel at light speed is moot! Thus! My ability to travel to your home in the small hours and put a bat up your night dress is therefore not diminished.
I just need a bit more glitter and some orange cray paper for flames. |
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"4 - Chronology protection conjecture.... it keeps me safe from the monkey man's time machine.
Ha! Yes you and that loser Hawkings could stop me... IF! Traveling faster than light were the only way to time travel.
If you had a time machine which could manipulate worm holes or even create it's very own worm hole then the need to travel at light speed is moot! Thus! My ability to travel to your home in the small hours and put a bat up your night dress is therefore not diminished.
I just need a bit more glitter and some orange cray paper for flames."
Tut tut .... everyone knows a machine which could manipulate the curves of time to create worm holes would generate so much radiation you'd be killed getting into it.... at best you'd glow in the dark and I'd see you cumming in the dark (and arriving)... even in your Spiderman (no -) costume! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Thighs of a rugby player.
2. Hairy chest.
3. Stubble.
4. Strong arms.
5. Sexy deep voice.
Thats the Fems covered, I`ll now give the Males some thought. |
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"4 - Chronology protection conjecture.... it keeps me safe from the monkey man's time machine.
Ha! Yes you and that loser Hawkings could stop me... IF! Traveling faster than light were the only way to time travel.
If you had a time machine which could manipulate worm holes or even create it's very own worm hole then the need to travel at light speed is moot! Thus! My ability to travel to your home in the small hours and put a bat up your night dress is therefore not diminished.
I just need a bit more glitter and some orange cray paper for flames.
Tut tut .... everyone knows a machine which could manipulate the curves of time to create worm holes would generate so much radiation you'd be killed getting into it.... at best you'd glow in the dark and I'd see you cumming in the dark (and arriving)... even in your Spiderman (no -) costume!"
 It's Spider-Man! SPIDER-MAN!!! |
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