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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're funny as fuck and you have a good heart. You're not afraid to admit when you're wrong. You ask for advice and consider it. You're straight forward and the only arse licking you do is literal.
I think you're ace.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're welsh. 
To be born in Wales,
Not with a silver spoon in your mouth,
But, with music in your blood
And with poetry in your soul,
Is a privilege indeed.
Your inheritance is a land of Legend,
Of love and contrast.
A land of beauty so bright it burns the eyes.
Of ugliness that scars the Spirit
As the Earth.
Wales is an old land with wounds
That weep in hills.
They wept before in the bodies of men
And in the hearts of women
And time will never heal them.
The stigmata of sorrow,
Of pain and poverty,
Of lonely crucifixion in the dark,
Remain our lives to feed.
This Land of our Fathers was built on coal.
Its rivers of mingled blood and sweat
Have forever darkened it,
Relieved only by death.
We are a sad people.
Our sadness being wrapped in harps and music
And praise to God,
For the lovely, yearning light
That feeds the Spirit as well as the eyes.
*punches chest in patriotic way* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lacey wants your tits for herself.
I want to spend an afternoon in a quiet pub listening to your unique twaddle stories and then buy you a kebab.
We'd both like to shag you but that's not an option as you're straight so if you could just pop around and use our flannel that would suffice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everybody state why I'm so amazing. Compliment my looks and my mind and if you want to shag me state how much you do.  "
I'd do anything for a quick chat based on your pictures, behaviour and profile.
Just to see if you're as electric in reality. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everybody state why I'm so amazing. Compliment my looks and my mind and if you want to shag me state how much you do.
I'd do anything for a quick chat based on your pictures, behaviour and profile.
Just to see if you're as electric in reality."
And hope I manage to drag it out into 5hrs |
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I don't want to fuck you. I'm pretty sure the feeling would be mutual , despite the fact that i'm irrisistable.
I enjoy your openness on the forums and how so NOT up your own backside you are.
From my point of view you are still growing up but I suspect you make a fierce mum and a loyal friend.
I think we'd have a good tete a tete and sort the world out in reality but not fall out.
I see you selling welsh hats at extortionate prices to unsuspecting tourists during the day and offering vicious ass fucks with pink rock at highly extortionate prices to d*unken tourists and 'odd' locals in the dead of night. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every single one of your threads has me giggling on here! I think you're completely bonkers, but in a good, endearing way. You have a great body that I'm totally envious of! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd definitely love to come to yours for one of your roasts and to chat.
You're a lovely person, very loyal, kind hearted and honest. she does mean me btw  "
You don't eat roast dinners, you're a vegetarian  |
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"I'd definitely love to come to yours for one of your roasts and to chat.
You're a lovely person, very loyal, kind hearted and honest. she does mean me btw
You don't eat roast dinners, you're a vegetarian "
oh! THAT sort of roast! |
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I love you because you're a quick witted, funny beautiful lady with a good heart and great tits. I also respect the fact that you return video tapes on time.
How badly do I want to fuck you?
Crazy badly.
You are the lady I most want to fuck on fab without question. Love the way you are so nasty and slutty and that you own it. I'm going to check into your salon for a back, sack and crack wax and I'll be hoping to feel your tongue in my ass. You are the ultimate slut goddess and I'm going to cover you from head to toe in my hot cum! Your cunt will definitely be getting well used. I could write a book with all the things I want to do with you mswilkes.
I'm going to have to come to wales to see you for sure! Fucking love you and I've a present for you too! Let's make it happen!  |
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"Everybody state why I'm so amazing. Compliment my looks and my mind and if you want to shag me state how much you do. "
1, Misery
2, lovely personality
3, good sense of humour
4, compassionate
5, great figure
it wouldn't be my intention to shag you, but you would mentally overpower me and i would succumb to your womanly charms and sexual prowess and be at your mercy, maybe to the point that I would allow you to 'hobble' me, effectively begging to be your 'dirty birdy', God i love you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're honest, funny, naturally pretty, quite bonkers and a little bit scary. A proud lady but always humble enough to admit your mistakes and apologise. A fantastic mum, hard-working, feisty and independent. A loyal friend but a fearsome enemy.
But I don't want to fuck you  |
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"You're funny as fuck and you have a good heart. You're not afraid to admit when you're wrong. You ask for advice and consider it. You're straight forward and the only arse licking you do is literal.
I think you're ace. "
i was going to say as mad as a box of frogs but a good sort beneath the online persona but you put it more succinctly ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think you're cool, OP. You're interesting, you're honest, and you're funny. I don't want to fuck you, but a social would be ace. I really do think you should write a book, too.
Oh, and Yazoo. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think you're cool, OP. You're interesting, you're honest, and you're funny. I don't want to fuck you, but a social would be ace. I really do think you should write a book, too.
Oh, and Yazoo. "
Haha yeah I'm getting the milkshakes out of here! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think you're cool, OP. You're interesting, you're honest, and you're funny. I don't want to fuck you, but a social would be ace. I really do think you should write a book, too.
Oh, and Yazoo. "
Yazoo!!
Every time I see them I think of you OP. |
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"It's humming of banana milkshake in yuh!
Chocolate is tastier. "
But you get dust at the bottom of the pint glass and it needs soaking, the other flavours don't do that.
However, you can't turn the others into a hot drink. Hot Banana just don't cut it for me.
It certainly has its ups and downs. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morrisons chocolate milk is much nicer than Yazoo. Yazoo tastes like plastic.
I had the Strawberry version yesterday. £1 for 2 pints. It's the next best to McDonald's "
Yazoo? |
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"Morrisons chocolate milk is much nicer than Yazoo. Yazoo tastes like plastic.
I had the Strawberry version yesterday. £1 for 2 pints. It's the next best to McDonald's
Yazoo? "
No. Morries own make |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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Your posts make me chuckle, I think you have a kind heart and I bet you're a good friend.
I do think you need to reign it in a bit when a guy you like pops up at times though. But having said that the drama it produces can be good entertainment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sexy little firecracker and probably a lot of fun to be around. Pretty face, tight body, and a little crazy. Too far and too small for you though. Have a great day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everybody state why I'm so amazing. Compliment my looks and my mind and if you want to shag me state how much you do. "
You make a great spokeswoman for your local economy. Your pert looks and fabulous projections of your views make me want to try some welsh produce  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You look spectacular, you can cook and you like a spot of rimming, which seems to be my current fetish du jour. Sadly, my cock is smaller than my forearm, so you'll have to remain an unattainable ideal... |
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