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"Im fully fledged still in the bubble. 9 cans 7 pints 3 port a d 3 sambucas. Just get more booze inside ya!"
In my 20's I'd have been with you all the way
If I drank that now, I would clinically dead |
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"I've had too much to drink and now I'm not feeling to great.
Please send sympathy.
Thank you  "
If you are at home, no sympathy, get up, get a drink, get back in bed and sleep it off
If you are away from home, you have my utmost sympathies
I offer a cyber lucozade sport and a late check out. |
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"I've had too much to drink and now I'm not feeling to great.
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Thank you
You need full English breakfast  "
Full english fixes everything on a sunday morning!  |
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"I've had too much to drink and now I'm not feeling to great.
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Thank you "
Its not so much that it's self inflicted that I have utter contempt for you, it's because your a Whining pussy about the whole thing. |
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"I've had too much to drink and now I'm not feeling to great.
Please send sympathy.
Thank you "
I believe the Fab member named sympathy is busy today XXX |
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"Im fully fledged still in the bubble. 9 cans 7 pints 3 port a d 3 sambucas. Just get more booze inside ya!
In my 20's I'd have been with you all the way
If I drank that now, I would clinically dead "
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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You can have sympathy from me as I did a similar thing just over a week ago and on a school night, no less. Crawled in at 5am and then had to be at work 8.30 
Won't be doing that again in a hurry.
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"I've had too much to drink and now I'm not feeling to great.
Please send sympathy.
Thank you
Its not so much that it's self inflicted that I have utter contempt for you, it's because your a Whining pussy about the whole thing. "
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"I've had too much to drink and now I'm not feeling to great.
Please send sympathy.
Thank you
Its not so much that it's self inflicted that I have utter contempt for you, it's because your a Whining pussy about the whole thing.
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Ok maybe that was unfair.
I meant 'whimpish whining pussy sissy crybaby about the whole thing' |
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Come hither sweet one, you may use my bosom for a pillow while I stroke your hair. You may also suck the thumb on my free hand. I have a bucket ready for carrot expulsion and a packet of glucose tablets waiting for you. Paracetamol provided and as much water as needed.
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"Come hither sweet one, you may use my bosom for a pillow while I stroke your hair. You may also suck the thumb on my free hand. I have a bucket ready for carrot expulsion and a packet of glucose tablets waiting for you. Paracetamol provided and as much water as needed.
Silence is optional. "
Don't give him a choice on the silence, he's gonna cry loudly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Im gonna open a can for you mate! It sounds awful but it actually work. I remember in my early 20's i would live in a 4 man room. I'd wake up lean over still in my bed open a resolve pour it in a glass and top up, with a can of lager of course lol. Ready to go to the pub on sunday! Ive grown up a little weeny bit since then!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Aw, poor you. Try freshly squeezed OJ as will help your blood sugar levels recover. Avoid tea and coffee as will dehydrate you more. Drink lots of water. Don't eat fatty foods or high sugar foods as they will give you diarrhoea. Try toast and marmalade, muesli and a banana. Honestly, this does work. All the doctors I've worked with say hair of the dog and fry ups will make you worse!
I'm sure if someone offered a nice BJ, that might take your mind off the symptoms for a while  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A shot of port chased down by 6 fresh oysters and a cold refreshing pint of Guinness will put any hangover right, failing that next time you do this ..... and you know you will ..... 2 pints of water befor bed the night before will curb any hangover this has always been my secret and my mates don't know how I can drink so much and wake up so lively ..... good luck nusing this one |
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