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I officially declare myself a candidate to represent Malvern in the Bedroom Olympics.
It's a modest start.. granted.. but I think I could go all the way.
Tonight I broke my personal best in nearly every category. But I'm no Worldbeater yet, so I'd like to enter myself in for Passion and Stamina in the next ThreeCounties meet.
Had an International friendly the other week, she was another level so I'm aware of the training I need to put in to reach that lofty height.. an apex bedroom Olympiad.
When's the next meet? What event are you entering? Or are you coming to cheer on? I could do with a fan club and sponsors. |
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If this isn't a thing already.. "I'VE JUST PATENTED IT" Consider me the Bernie Eccleston of Bedroom Olympics, Bedrooms League, Formula Bedroom, Bundersbedroom, La Dormitorio, Wimbedroom, The X Bedrooms and Moto BD.
Those of who've joined in can split things with me.. well be rich! |
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"Are you aiming to be a modern version of our great Decathlete Daley Thompson CBE? "
I daren't be mentioned in the same breath.. not yet.. not ever! just maybe one day.. I could be the next Linford.. Alas.. I'm not blessed.. So I'll take what god gave me and be a Radcliffe! Passion and Stamina. Or the Mobot! 
But gotta get through them local tri county heats.. dominate.. get picked out by a Scout.. a real test.. see if I've got what it takes... "ENGLAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDD!!" |
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"If this isn't a thing already.. "I'VE JUST PATENTED IT" Consider me the Bernie Eccleston of Bedroom Olympics, Bedrooms League, Formula Bedroom, Bundersbedroom, La Dormitorio, Wimbedroom, The X Bedrooms and Moto BD.
Those of who've joined in can split things with me.. well be rich!"
This time next year we'll be millionaires Rodney... I mean Bernie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If this isn't a thing already.. "I'VE JUST PATENTED IT" Consider me the Bernie Eccleston of Bedroom Olympics, Bedrooms League, Formula Bedroom, Bundersbedroom, La Dormitorio, Wimbedroom, The X Bedrooms and Moto BD.
Those of who've joined in can split things with me.. well be rich!
This time next year we'll be millionaires Rodney... I mean Bernie "
That's the spirit treacle.. loooaads o moneeey |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If this isn't a thing already.. "I'VE JUST PATENTED IT" Consider me the Bernie Eccleston of Bedroom Olympics, Bedrooms League, Formula Bedroom, Bundersbedroom, La Dormitorio, Wimbedroom, The X Bedrooms and Moto BD.
Those of who've joined in can split things with me.. well be rich!
This time next year we'll be millionaires Rodney... I mean Bernie
That's the spirit treacle.. loooaads o moneeey"
You can be the financial backer  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If this isn't a thing already.. "I'VE JUST PATENTED IT" Consider me the Bernie Eccleston of Bedroom Olympics, Bedrooms League, Formula Bedroom, Bundersbedroom, La Dormitorio, Wimbedroom, The X Bedrooms and Moto BD.
Those of who've joined in can split things with me.. well be rich!
This time next year we'll be millionaires Rodney... I mean Bernie
That's the spirit treacle.. loooaads o moneeey
You can be the financial backer "
I've just Dragons Denned you Paul.. cmon.. whaddya say pal.. 50 50 your money and brains and my stamina and passion.. Unless.... Any of you other Dragons are interested?? Peter? |
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"So you want to introduce drug taking, bribery, corruption, and race fixing into the bedroom?
You read my mind
The girls won't like it if you always come first."
Ooh I know.. but that's what the heats are for.. out the chaff.. let amateurs make do.. it's all about cash remember |
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"If this isn't a thing already.. "I'VE JUST PATENTED IT" Consider me the Bernie Eccleston of Bedroom Olympics, Bedrooms League, Formula Bedroom, Bundersbedroom, La Dormitorio, Wimbedroom, The X Bedrooms and Moto BD.
Those of who've joined in can split things with me.. well be rich!
This time next year we'll be millionaires Rodney... I mean Bernie
That's the spirit treacle.. loooaads o moneeey
You can be the financial backer "
I'm gonna have to speak to my business partner Arthur Daley regarding the finer details |
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"If this isn't a thing already.. "I'VE JUST PATENTED IT" Consider me the Bernie Eccleston of Bedroom Olympics, Bedrooms League, Formula Bedroom, Bundersbedroom, La Dormitorio, Wimbedroom, The X Bedrooms and Moto BD.
Those of who've joined in can split things with me.. well be rich!
This time next year we'll be millionaires Rodney... I mean Bernie
That's the spirit treacle.. loooaads o moneeey
You can be the financial backer
I've just Dragons Denned you Paul.. cmon.. whaddya say pal.. 50 50 your money and brains and my stamina and passion.. Unless.... Any of you other Dragons are interested?? Peter?"
I think I'd accept any offer Sarah Willingham made me  |
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Is this going to be a timed event like athletics or more about style like diving? Maybe synchronised swimming is more like it?
It's a tough job, but as I'm committed to success through hard work I'll volunteer to coach the ladies team  |
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"Is this going to be a timed event like athletics or more about style like diving? Maybe synchronised swimming is more like it?
It's a tough job, but as I'm committed to success through hard work I'll volunteer to coach the ladies team "
Depends on the event.. some things need synchronisation, some you judge on style, some timed, some on points. |
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