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If you were at the front of a human centipede....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

.... would you be considerate with your diet?

By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

yes, I would eat deadly poison at the first opportunity

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"yes, I would eat deadly poison at the first opportunity"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd avoid cabbage!

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm Thinking Lamb Vindaloo

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm Thinking Lamb Vindaloo

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd eat baked beans, lentils and split peas. Also a few eggs

Actually it wouldn't matter what I ate because my ass is a perfume factory

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd eat Brussel sprouts

By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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I've a sensitive tummy so I wouldn't eat anything to set it off....

Unless the person behind was a cunt then I would Snaffle everything and smile when I shit

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha ladies this is funny. As you all know it comes out like roses? So it doesnt matter what you eat

By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I'm thinking the Op has thought about this just a little too much..

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd just ask for a supplement of laxatives, you know, so they didn't have to chew

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'd get pissed and see who at the back is a shandy lightweight, as long as the one behind doesn't puke