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"I love to shove them up my bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens.
What do you like to do with your grapes please?  "
Ummmm.... Eat them? |
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"I love to shove them up my bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens.
What do you like to do with your grapes please? "
Facts about grapes,we want the facts!! |
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"I love to shove them up my bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens.
What do you like to do with your grapes please? "
People would pay good money to watch that in an Amsterdam show. |
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"Facts about grapes,we want the facts!!"
I tend to choose red grapes to fart out at the traffic wardens - makes more of a mess when it splats on their uniforms. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Stick one up each nostril and clench my nasal passages so the juice drips into my mouth , handy to do on car journeys as you can keep both hands on the wheel most of the time |
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the last time we had a meet at ours we served cheese, wine.......... and a few grapes! Our guests commented how nice they tasted
Brings a whole new meaning to our profile name - tasty fruit! |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
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"I love to shove them up my bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens.
What do you like to do with your grapes please? "
Do you use the machine gun fire technique? I'm asking for a friend.
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"Feed grapes and bananas to my little orangutans
I actually buy fruit and take it to Colchester zoo as a treat (given by the keepers obviously) for the *real* orangutans there!"
Oh I'd love to do that, sadly there aren't any zoo's near me.
I'm happy with the 2 I've got though  |
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"I love to shove them up my bottom and then fart them out at passing traffic wardens.
What do you like to do with your grapes please? "
Hence the term 'grape shot' from the napolionic wars |
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"Feed grapes and bananas to my little orangutans
I actually buy fruit and take it to Colchester zoo as a treat (given by the keepers obviously) for the *real* orangutans there!"
Arnt they bad for their teeth?
Thought indigenous grub from their country of origin would be better |
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"Feed grapes and bananas to my little orangutans
I actually buy fruit and take it to Colchester zoo as a treat (given by the keepers obviously) for the *real* orangutans there!
Arnt they bad for their teeth?
Thought indigenous grub from their country of origin would be better "
Apparently fruit is limited as an occasional treat for that reason though it's the major part of their diet in the wild. Zoo orangutans tend to have more vegetables than anything plus specially formulated primate pellets I think to ensure they get the vitamins and nutrients they'd get in the wild. Though it'd be fantastic I don't think the wild fruits found in Borneo and Sumatra are readily available in the UK ... |
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I microwave mine
