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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently there is a little glittery scented doofer you can pop inside...interior design 
So, anyone for glitter up the foof?"
I'd imagine as lovely as that sounds likely be an irritant rather than a pleasure. Also these things prob made in china and therefore more than likely contaminated. I'd use vegetable dyes to have fun with but they really do stain a cock haha beetroot red cock anyone  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"There was a forum thread about these the other week....
Just noooooooo 
There was? Just seen them trying to explain it on loose women "
Yeah it said on there it was edible glitter!
But eitherway just nooooo!! Lol
It's bad enough getting it everywhere after you've written Christmas cards - nevermind up there!!!!  |
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"I'm allergic to pretty much everything going near my chuff. I'd have a sandpaper honey hole for sure. Doing the crab walk just to get more frozen peas and vagisil  "
I have one of those already. 40 grit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I swear you'd still be finding glitter months after. "
Yeah I'd say so.
Christmas time..I notice it with crackers. People got glitter on faces round mouth and side of face..silver off crackers. Was at Christmas party, all 11 people had glitter off the crackers on their faces. Guess shows how often people touch their face.
Glitter in their knickers.
Actually you could use real gold flakes
Golden knickers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm allergic to pretty much everything going near my chuff. I'd have a sandpaper honey hole for sure. Doing the crab walk just to get more frozen peas and vagisil "
Hahaha!!!  |
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"Apparently there is a little glittery scented doofer you can pop inside...interior design
So, anyone for glitter up the foof?"
What's this? And to think they haven't invented Glitter Balls for men... That's discrimination!
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Great way of tracking which guys had the pleasure during a gangbang!
On the flipside, I can just see it now, a new line in "single" guys profiles alongside "cant accom"... "Allergic to glitterballs"... aka "don't want to have to explain to the wife why my cock is giving off pretty sparkles like novelty mirrorball at a disco". |
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