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Do you have elbow patches? Go to work in a rowing boat or ride a penny farthing?
Do you have a sailor tattoo, sprayed on trousers or use a mustache comb?
Are you too cool for school? Bleach your asshole or smoke a pipe ironically?
Very welcome here. As long as you're hip. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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None of the above.
However!
Yesterday I walked by a dude riding a bicycle while carrying his unicycle. He had a shaggy beard, too. I think he was so hipster that I may have gotten tainted just by walking by him.  |
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"None of the above.
However!
Yesterday I walked by a dude riding a bicycle while carrying his unicycle. He had a shaggy beard, too. I think he was so hipster that I may have gotten tainted just by walking by him. "
He should have rescued some reclaimed timber from the local donkey sanctuary and fashioned himself a tricycle like a true hipster! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"None of the above.
However!
Yesterday I walked by a dude riding a bicycle while carrying his unicycle. He had a shaggy beard, too. I think he was so hipster that I may have gotten tainted just by walking by him.
He should have rescued some reclaimed timber from the local donkey sanctuary and fashioned himself a tricycle like a true hipster!"
Good point! So I'm not tainted. Sweet.  |
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"Not me but I live among them in ground zero; Dalston, Hackney. Land of beards, banjos and (craft) beers. They've even started a bloody monthly vegan festival round the corner  "
Ahh yes. A veten festival! Let's march to free some broccoli! Good job my penis is gluten free! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hipsters are no longer cool. It's official.
They are so 2014.
Shave off the beard and get back on the drugs. Cereal Cafes and micro breweries?
Not on my watch you don't.  |
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By *rozacMan
over a year ago
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i sometimes comment "Yeah, it is what it is" before sipping on my decaffe low fat soy frappaccino that's not gender specific you like total fascist I actually identify as a third generation gluten- free fixie bike made from beaten organic flax |
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