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warnings and serving suggestions

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS over a year ago

Central

I've not yet been issued with a formal warning for others to see in public, highlighting inadequacies or issues.

What warnings should you notify to others, as a precautionary measure?

Or, like the orange I saw on a train, that had a serving suggestions, showing it unpeeled as segments -

What's your own serving suggestion?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peel and fill your face with as much as possible.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WARNING: May cause sleep depravation, bankruptcy and insanity.

Printed onto every newborns arse.

By *ophieslut OP TV/TS over a year ago

Central

Suitable for vegetarians and vegans

By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

warning; poisonous when goaded.

Serving suggestion; serve hot suitably dressed

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Suitable for vegetarians and vegans

Or Not suitable for vegans, on packs of bacon

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tinned sponge pudding instructions.....

Stand in boiling water for 15 minutes

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*Do not touch*

By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Suitable for vegetarians and vegans

Or Not suitable for vegans, on packs of bacon

or "packed in a factory where nuts are processed" on a pack of peanuts