My car was due to go the garage this morning for some work. Get in, press the starter button and sloooow whirr. No catchee.
Oh. Look the interior light switches are on. The small person went to find something last night.
So now I have to wait for the RAC.
BIG. DOGS' COCKS.
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"Oh dear
Didn't sleep again last night, need to go food shopping, do house work and get ready for traveling to the va.
But must walk the dog first.
Hope your day gets better op"
The VA?
Victoria & Albert?
Virginia ?
Veterans Affairs? |
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"Top parenting tip there
Mine is wet, exceptionally wet.
And ive got hay bits stuck to my sodden clothes   "
The tip being....? Wrap them in bubble wrap and store until 21 before releasing into the world?
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"Top parenting tip there
Mine is wet, exceptionally wet.
And ive got hay bits stuck to my sodden clothes
The tip being....? Wrap them in bubble wrap and store until 21 before releasing into the world?
Roll on the wet hay? "
Ill roll on the wet hay if you help get me out of the wet jodphurs and ridding boots |
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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago
Suffolk - East Anglia |
"My car was due to go the garage this morning for some work. Get in, press the starter button and sloooow whirr. No catchee.
Oh. Look the interior light switches are on. The small person went to find something last night.
So now I have to wait for the RAC.
BIG. DOGS' COCKS.
How is your morning? "
Get her to give you a push start. That'll teach her; she won't do it again. |
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Having had only a couple of hours sleep, I can see my day being shit as I have auditors all day... I've seen them heating the branding irons and getting the thumb screws ready, things may be looking up after all.. |
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"Top parenting tip there
Mine is wet, exceptionally wet.
And ive got hay bits stuck to my sodden clothes
The tip being....? Wrap them in bubble wrap and store until 21 before releasing into the world?
Roll on the wet hay?
Ill roll on the wet hay if you help get me out of the wet jodphurs and ridding boots"
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"My car was due to go the garage this morning for some work. Get in, press the starter button and sloooow whirr. No catchee.
Oh. Look the interior light switches are on. The small person went to find something last night.
So now I have to wait for the RAC.
BIG. DOGS' COCKS.
How is your morning?
Get her to give you a push start. That'll teach her; she won't do it again. "
He is six. I am all in favour of child labour but he is already up a chimney sweeping away |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
"Oh dear
Didn't sleep again last night, need to go food shopping, do house work and get ready for traveling to the va.
But must walk the dog first.
Hope your day gets better op
The VA?
Victoria & Albert?
Virginia ?
Veterans Affairs? "
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I feel your pain op. 
