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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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How to start a message off when messaging some one firt eg everyone get how are you and that soumds boring any tips what say im first message to people
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Messages don't matter it's how you look in your pictures, that's the only thing that matters on this site. "
Chuckle i better not.put my smurf picture up again then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Messages don't matter it's how you look in your pictures, that's the only thing that matters on this site. "
Oh god really..... I need to work on that ha x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.
A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.
It really is that simple. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.
A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.
It really is that simple. "
How about come and fly my right foot 3d killer whale kite  would that work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.
A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.
It really is that simple. "
Physical attraction is important for sure.... it can go south if they're not in the same page as you but I agree in principle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.
A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.
It really is that simple. "
Thanks for the fab can't say thanks because I can't message you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.
A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.
It really is that simple. "
As long as hes 97 |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.
A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.
It really is that simple. "
If the forum ladies in general are to be believed your in a small minority. That above plus a decent message is required lol. |
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"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.
A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.
It really is that simple. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.
A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.
It really is that simple.
If the forum ladies in general are to be believed your in a small minority. That above plus a decent message is required lol. "
If a guy is stunning in every way then honestly his first message could be anything. Apart from the weird stuff I'm not talking about the guys that ask if they can be my toilet or get me pregnant I'm just talking normal first message. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.
A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.
It really is that simple.
If the forum ladies in general are to be believed your in a small minority. That above plus a decent message is required lol.
If a guy is stunning in every way then honestly his first message could be anything. Apart from the weird stuff I'm not talking about the guys that ask if they can be my toilet or get me pregnant I'm just talking normal first message. "
Miss Wilkes send me a message so I can send you some pics please |
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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago
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"I know it's harsh but people need to realise there is no magic formula for messages.
A guy could message me simply saying give me your cunt, I'd take a look at his pictures, hmm yeah he's handsome, nice penis, good body, tall, ok here's my fanny, come and get it.
It really is that simple.
If the forum ladies in general are to be believed your in a small minority. That above plus a decent message is required lol.
If a guy is stunning in every way then honestly his first message could be anything. Apart from the weird stuff I'm not talking about the guys that ask if they can be my toilet or get me pregnant I'm just talking normal first message. "
Ah right now i get what you mean. I took your give me your cunt thing too literally. My bad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So Miss Wilkes if i was a 4ft tall rather tubby fella with my own magnifing glass so you could see my penis o and bad breath, there would be no point getting in touch??? Okay just checking,suppose i had better spend this euro lottery win somewhere else lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So Miss Wilkes if i was a 4ft tall rather tubby fella with my own magnifing glass so you could see my penis o and bad breath, there would be no point getting in touch??? Okay just checking,suppose i had better spend this euro lottery win somewhere else lol "
I'd take your money but I would spend it on my handsome 6foot lover with a big penis. |
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Here are my tips...
- Always be polite, never sexual in the first message
- Always send a clear face pic, no sunglasses etc.
- Never send a cock pic until you are asked for one
- Make sure the message politely conveys, beyond a shadow of a doubt the you have read the profile and 100% match what they are looking for
- Do not use words like babe, hun, sweets etc.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So Miss Wilkes if i was a 4ft tall rather tubby fella with my own magnifing glass so you could see my penis o and bad breath, there would be no point getting in touch??? Okay just checking,suppose i had better spend this euro lottery win somewhere else lol
I'd take your money but I would spend it on my handsome 6foot lover with a big penis. "
Bloody age ranges |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So Miss Wilkes if i was a 4ft tall rather tubby fella with my own magnifing glass so you could see my penis o and bad breath, there would be no point getting in touch??? Okay just checking,suppose i had better spend this euro lottery win somewhere else lol
I'd take your money but I would spend it on my handsome 6foot lover with a big penis.
Bloody age ranges"
You're wasting your time mate you're not her type. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So Miss Wilkes if i was a 4ft tall rather tubby fella with my own magnifing glass so you could see my penis o and bad breath, there would be no point getting in touch??? Okay just checking,suppose i had better spend this euro lottery win somewhere else lol
I'd take your money but I would spend it on my handsome 6foot lover with a big penis.
Bloody age ranges
You're wasting your time mate you're not her type. "
You peeing on me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So Miss Wilkes if i was a 4ft tall rather tubby fella with my own magnifing glass so you could see my penis o and bad breath, there would be no point getting in touch??? Okay just checking,suppose i had better spend this euro lottery win somewhere else lol
I'd take your money but I would spend it on my handsome 6foot lover with a big penis.
Bloody age ranges
You're wasting your time mate you're not her type.
You peeing on me? "
I be back later to slap any these hounds down trying their luck.  |
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