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over a year ago
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At least she wipes, could have been a foot stamper.
Although to be honest Op, are you saying that you have never had
Pee between showering and getting jiggy with it, I reckon not.
I'll also lay money that you carried on with her. |
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"At least she wipes, could have been a foot stamper.
Although to be honest Op, are you saying that you have never had
Pee between showering and getting jiggy with it, I reckon not.
I'll also lay money that you carried on with her."
always freshly showered before hand and I wouldn't want to take your money pal |
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"Worse still....
Going down and discovering little white, wriggly things around the arse (worms)!! 
Please tell me this didn't happen  "
Some things you just can't unsee and right now I really wish you could  |
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"Worse still....
Going down and discovering little white, wriggly things around the arse (worms)!! "
I just tasted a little bit of sick.
That's one post I should never have read...
Pass the Dettol...please |
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"Worse still....
Going down and discovering little white, wriggly things around the arse (worms)!!
Please tell me this didn't happen
Some things you just can't unsee and right now I really wish you could "
Yeah my stomach isn't happy, I just need to get Dan to read this just before he eats dinner, it'll finish him off  |
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What's wrong with some of you? It's a bit of tissue that came detached from the sheet. It happens. Get over it. There's plenty of 'accidents' that can happen when playing in certain areas of the human body and this hardly ranks as an inconvenience let alone a problem worthy of a thread. Worms crawling out of an arse though is a different matter entirely. |
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"What's wrong with some of you? It's a bit of tissue that came detached from the sheet. It happens. Get over it. There's plenty of 'accidents' that can happen when playing in certain areas of the human body and this hardly ranks as an inconvenience let alone a problem worthy of a thread. Worms crawling out of an arse though is a different matter entirely."
Some of us are sensitive to these things  |
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This reminded me of a conversation I was having with a guy on here this morning.
I asked him what his worst meet was.
He said:He met a woman at hersThey had a chat and a few drinks and then had sex with the lights off in her bed.After a few positions he started to fuck her analy.He said it was tight at first but then got really wet and his dick just slid in.He carried on fucking her ass for a while but this over powering smell of poo hit him.
He said it was that strong he was nearly sick so he stopped and turned the lights on.
She had let out about a pint of liquid poo out all over him and her bed sheets.He said it was littraly dripping of his balls and he just stood there in shock and heaving.
He didn't tell me if he carried on or if they ever met again lol. |
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"Could be worse, lifting the mother's apron to discover a sky remote and a half eaten bag of scamp & lemon niknaks!
No this hasn't happened to me!
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I wondered where I'd left the remote, thanks. |
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"Could be worse, lifting the mother's apron to discover a sky remote and a half eaten bag of scamp & lemon niknaks!
No this hasn't happened to me!
I wondered where I'd left the remote, thanks. "
No problem, you might wanna bin the niknaks tho, they went out of date in 2015. |
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"This reminded me of a conversation I was having with a guy on here this morning.
I asked him what his worst meet was.
He said:He met a woman at hersThey had a chat and a few drinks and then had sex with the lights off in her bed.After a few positions he started to fuck her analy.He said it was tight at first but then got really wet and his dick just slid in.He carried on fucking her ass for a while but this over powering smell of poo hit him.
He said it was that strong he was nearly sick so he stopped and turned the lights on.
She had let out about a pint of liquid poo out all over him and her bed sheets.He said it was littraly dripping of his balls and he just stood there in shock and heaving.
He didn't tell me if he carried on or if they ever met again lol."
Why oh why do I keep coming back to this thread, when will I learn? |
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"This reminded me of a conversation I was having with a guy on here this morning.
I asked him what his worst meet was.
He said:He met a woman at hersThey had a chat and a few drinks and then had sex with the lights off in her bed.After a few positions he started to fuck her analy.He said it was tight at first but then got really wet and his dick just slid in.He carried on fucking her ass for a while but this over powering smell of poo hit him.
He said it was that strong he was nearly sick so he stopped and turned the lights on.
She had let out about a pint of liquid poo out all over him and her bed sheets.He said it was littraly dripping of his balls and he just stood there in shock and heaving.
He didn't tell me if he carried on or if they ever met again lol.
Why oh why do I keep coming back to this thread, when will I learn? "
I was felt ill when he told me what happened but he went off line and I still don't know what happened next.I want to know but don't want to know.I think it's the vile magnet in our brains that make us look at these things. |
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Yukkkkkkk that's gross x 
