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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing"

Didnt get that,bit muddled

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone been on the wine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing"

My ex got his mate to do the man chores and sex was a 4 minute fumble XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing

My ex got his mate to do the man chores and sex was a 4 minute fumble XXX"

With him or his mate 4 minute fumble

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing

My ex got his mate to do the man chores and sex was a 4 minute fumble XXX

With him or his mate 4 minute fumble "

With him, his mate was grim! Lol xxx

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing

Didnt get that,bit muddled"

Glad it wasn't just me

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

.

. But you're speaking bad about your sheep? How could you!

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By *andsonjohnMan  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing"

I adore you which is rather bad news for you xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Errrrm, ok. Cool story.

42?

What's the right response?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" . But you're speaking bad about your sheep? How could you! "

I not got no sheep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing

Didnt get that,bit muddled"

Because it just wasn't funny

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing"

I'll tell you why that doesn't make sense.

Man takes ages doing a little job = woman makes sex last ages.

Man does job quickly = sex is over as quickly.

Im such a fucking joke pooper.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing

Didnt get that,bit muddled

Because it just wasn't funny

"

It was funny. Just not much. I think it got lost in translation.

Okay everyone...... rewrite it here.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get another man, oh i dont fuckin know just some broccoli or summet!

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing

I'll tell you why that doesn't make sense.

Man takes ages doing a little job = woman makes sex last ages.

Man does job quickly = sex is over as quickly.

Im such a fucking joke pooper.

"

Jokes that are a play on words aren't really "ha ha" funny at the best of times. I still had to read it twice to get your explanation. This is christmas cracker level of shite.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing'

"

Nope sorry still baffled

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing'

"

Why would the wife think that? That doesn't sound logical at all.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing

I'll tell you why that doesn't make sense.

Man takes ages doing a little job = woman makes sex last ages.

Man does job quickly = sex is over as quickly.

Im such a fucking joke pooper.

Jokes that are a play on words aren't really "ha ha" funny at the best of times. I still had to read it twice to get your explanation. This is christmas cracker level of shite. "

Haha now that was fuckin funny.....or was it?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing

I'll tell you why that doesn't make sense.

Man takes ages doing a little job = woman makes sex last ages.

Man does job quickly = sex is over as quickly.

Im such a fucking joke pooper.

Jokes that are a play on words aren't really "ha ha" funny at the best of times. I still had to read it twice to get your explanation. This is christmas cracker level of shite. "

Fuck me XXX crackers. We sort of have Why was a polar bear upset at the penquin sort of Xmans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing

I'll tell you why that doesn't make sense.

Man takes ages doing a little job = woman makes sex last ages.

Man does job quickly = sex is over as quickly.

Im such a fucking joke pooper.

"

You don't go with the right men if they to quickly I don't bother with them again

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing'

Why would the wife think that? That doesn't sound logical at all. "

Because she was a mean spirited fucker.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke

South park was right... women need men for two things; sperm and to write jokes for them.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing'

Why would the wife think that? That doesn't sound logical at all.

Because she was a mean spirited fucker."

Oh

Why did he marry her then?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Because they takes so long on the little jobs at home. The wife thinks if he takes that long on little job might as well take my time on that little thing

I'll tell you why that doesn't make sense.

Man takes ages doing a little job = woman makes sex last ages.

Man does job quickly = sex is over as quickly.

Im such a fucking joke pooper.

You don't go with the right men if they to quickly I don't bother with them again "

Scuse me...... Im explaining your shit joke not describing my sex life.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"South park was right... women need men for two things; sperm and to write jokes for them. "

And change tyres....im off

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing'

Why would the wife think that? That doesn't sound logical at all.

Because she was a mean spirited fucker.

Oh

Why did he marry her then? "

She paid the t.v. licence.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"South park was right... women need men for two things; sperm and to write jokes for them. "

Just the sperm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing'

Why would the wife think that? That doesn't sound logical at all.

Because she was a mean spirited fucker.

Oh

Why did he marry her then? "

Money?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing'

Nope sorry still baffled"

Start a thread about the virtues of beetroot.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing'

Why would the wife think that? That doesn't sound logical at all.

Because she was a mean spirited fucker.

Oh

Why did he marry her then?

She paid the t.v. licence."

Nice reference to another thread. That's way funnier than the OP

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple  over a year ago

Basingstoke


"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing'

Nope sorry still baffled

Start a thread about the virtues of beetroot."

Ha ha, you're on a roll. Blatantly a man posing as a single woman account

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing'

Nope sorry still baffled

Start a thread about the virtues of beetroot."

Its beetroot wednesday tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Then celeric thursday on erm thursday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday"

Or is that celeriac

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By *andsonjohnMan  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday

Or is that celeriac"

Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I wanted to be a comedian too but everybody kept laughing at me

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday

Or is that celeriac

Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar ."

It was kind of a crap joke, dyslexia or not. How's that armour?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday

Or is that celeriac

Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar ."

Cept it's Tuesday.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I wanted to be a comedian too but everybody kept laughing at me "

Doh .........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Married women do it quick whilst he does the shopping at tesco lol.

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By *andsonjohnMan  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday

Or is that celeriac

Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar .

Cept it's Tuesday."

And tomorrows vendetta Wednesday .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday

Or is that celeriac

Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar .

Cept it's Tuesday.

And tomorrows vendetta Wednesday ."

Its not its beetroot wednesday

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By *andsonjohnMan  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday

Or is that celeriac

Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar .

Cept it's Tuesday.

And tomorrows vendetta Wednesday .

Its not its beetroot wednesday"

Or it could be wanker Wednesday for some .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So they go elsewhere and get it good.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday

Or is that celeriac

Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar .

Cept it's Tuesday.

And tomorrows vendetta Wednesday .

Its not its beetroot wednesday"

I would like some nice beetroot recipes please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Then celeric thursday on erm thursday

Or is that celeriac

Or a mild dyslexia Monday where no one gets the jokes due to bad grammar .

Cept it's Tuesday.

And tomorrows vendetta Wednesday .

Its not its beetroot wednesday

Or it could be wanker Wednesday for some ."

You must be on about me because i am a wanker,and you are a lovely man

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks


"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing'

Nope sorry still baffled

Start a thread about the virtues of beetroot.

Ha ha, you're on a roll. Blatantly a man posing as a single woman account "

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By *s_macWoman  over a year ago

Traffic land


"Married men dont get sex because they takes so long on the little jobs that the wife thinks , the longer you take on that little thing the longer it will be till I get around to seeing to 'your little thing'

Why would the wife think that? That doesn't sound logical at all.

Because she was a mean spirited fucker.

Oh

Why did he marry her then?

She paid the t.v. licence."

I just snorted coffee out of my nose!

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