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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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no 1
10 year old sex toy
no 2
handcuff keys
no3
pop rocks { anyone wondering what these are there those small sweets that sizzle on your tongue }
no 4
a rolled up poster of Donny Osmond
no 5
a loaded handgun
I have nothing to say other than ladies get your shit together  |
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over a year ago
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"no 1
10 year old sex toy
no 2
handcuff keys
no3
pop rocks { anyone wondering what these are there those small sweets that sizzle on your tongue }
no 4
a rolled up poster of Donny Osmond
no 5
a loaded handgun
I have nothing to say other than ladies get your shit together "
The only thing your find in mine is a old man  |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"no 1
10 year old sex toy
no 2
handcuff keys
no3
pop rocks { anyone wondering what these are there those small sweets that sizzle on your tongue }
no 4
a rolled up poster of Donny Osmond
no 5
a loaded handgun
I have nothing to say other than ladies get your shit together
The only thing your find in mine is a old man "
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I used to have a friend who was an A+E doctor,oh the tales she used to tell about things people got stuck up them. (Front and back).
I won't go into too much detail,suffice to say that you wouldn't ever catch me hoovering the stairs nude and lubed up and I will always check that there are no bottles on the floor behind me whenever I reach for something off a high shelf.(again,naked and lubed up).  |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"I used to have a friend who was an A+E doctor,oh the tales she used to tell about things people got stuck up them. (Front and back).
I won't go into too much detail,suffice to say that you wouldn't ever catch me hoovering the stairs nude and lubed up and I will always check that there are no bottles on the floor behind me whenever I reach for something off a high shelf.(again,naked and lubed up). "
household appliances have such varied uses |
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"I used to have a friend who was an A+E doctor,oh the tales she used to tell about things people got stuck up them. (Front and back).
I won't go into too much detail,suffice to say that you wouldn't ever catch me hoovering the stairs nude and lubed up and I will always check that there are no bottles on the floor behind me whenever I reach for something off a high shelf.(again,naked and lubed up). "
I remember a report of a vicar who ended up in A&E with a potato up his arse. His explanation was that he was standing on a chair naked decorating the kitchen when he fell off onto the potato!  |
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the space dust thing is fun when going down on a woman and cheaper than champagne, not sure how it would get stuck there unless it was left in the packet  |
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How about a small bust of Napoleon, strange but true. Extracted from within at a london hospital, which was put down to...'whilst dusting (naked!) I slipped onto the bust'.
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Slightly off topic but there was a doctor who worked A&E in the 70s who persuaded a vacuum cleaner manufacturer to move the fan back in a cylinder cleaner due to the amount of men with damaged bits following drinking sessions at weekends! |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"How about a small bust of Napoleon, strange but true. Extracted from within at a london hospital, which was put down to...'whilst dusting (naked!) I slipped onto the bust'.
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I bet they did |
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My friend was a nurse. She told me a woman came into A&E with a large trout up her vagina. She admitted that she took it out of her freezer and it looked so inviting that she decided to masturbate with it. Unfortunately for her, as the warmth of her vag began to thaw the fish, the two side fins by the gills came away from the fish, locking it in position. No matter how hard she tried she could not remove it and so she had to face the indignity of a trip to hospital. |
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A woman I knew many years ago told me about the time she was entertaining herself with a can of hair spray and the lid came off, she had to ring her mum and get her to go round and help retrieve it. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"A woman I knew many years ago told me about the time she was entertaining herself with a can of hair spray and the lid came off, she had to ring her mum and get her to go round and help retrieve it."
I just hope the lady wank was worth the embarrassment |
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"A woman I knew many years ago told me about the time she was entertaining herself with a can of hair spray and the lid came off, she had to ring her mum and get her to go round and help retrieve it."
Everyone knows you keep the lid on the outside 
,..... don't they  |
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Many years ago a man presented at A&E with a chair leg stuck up his rectum, initially told staff he'd fallen on the chair, told theatre staff he was using for sexual pleasure surgeon had part of forearm inside to be able to remove chair leg safely. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"A woman I knew many years ago told me about the time she was entertaining herself with a can of hair spray and the lid came off, she had to ring her mum and get her to go round and help retrieve it.
Everyone knows you keep the lid on the outside
,..... don't they "
apparently not |
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