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By *tu_b_man OP   Man  over a year ago

Nottingham

So teachers/school staff that are on their summer hols... Got any exciting stuff lined up/planned?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'm no longer a teacher, but I remember the holiday feeling.

Looking at my dining table, piled high with assignments & paperwork, and hoping I'd have it all done by September!

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By *tu_b_man OP   Man  over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm no longer a teacher, but I remember the holiday feeling.

Looking at my dining table, piled high with assignments & paperwork, and hoping I'd have it all done by September! "

Exactly! Hardly "annual leave" is it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have intentions on doing anything lol x

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I'm no longer a teacher, but I remember the holiday feeling.

Looking at my dining table, piled high with assignments & paperwork, and hoping I'd have it all done by September!

Exactly! Hardly "annual leave" is it "

Nope!

If I had a penny for every parent, who said lucky you 6 weeks off, I'd be on a yacht in the Bahamas!

And don't start me on the Inset day moaners!

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By *tu_b_man OP   Man  over a year ago

Nottingham


"I'm no longer a teacher, but I remember the holiday feeling.

Looking at my dining table, piled high with assignments & paperwork, and hoping I'd have it all done by September!

Exactly! Hardly "annual leave" is it

Nope!

If I had a penny for every parent, who said lucky you 6 weeks off, I'd be on a yacht in the Bahamas!

And don't start me on the Inset day moaners! "

Agree x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes, posting on a thread like this and risking losing job if recognised.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Anything I like lol. Got most stuff done at work haha. So I'm a man of leisure right about now. Well except my parents have gone away so looks like the fair and park time today. Other than that I'm looking to visit as much clubs as possible before I go back to kids who've had little to no discipline for 6 weeks

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By *ish68Man  over a year ago

Near Chirk


"Yes, posting on a thread like this and risking losing job if recognised.

"

Haha! Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looking after my own kids for 6 weeks!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Looking after my own kids for 6 weeks!"

Haha. Keep for 8 if you like. I won't mind lol

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Anything I like lol. Got most stuff done at work haha. So I'm a man of leisure right about now. Well except my parents have gone away so looks like the fair and park time today. Other than that I'm looking to visit as much clubs as possible before I go back to kids who've had little to no discipline for 6 weeks "

What do you teach?

Cal

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Anything I like lol. Got most stuff done at work haha. So I'm a man of leisure right about now. Well except my parents have gone away so looks like the fair and park time today. Other than that I'm looking to visit as much clubs as possible before I go back to kids who've had little to no discipline for 6 weeks

What do you teach?

Cal "

Sports and fitness. I work with kids who have been excluded from mainstream excluded from mainstream schools

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Yes, posting on a thread like this and risking losing job if recognised.

"

No they are not.

In order to be dismissed they have to have brought the name of their school into disrepute.

As they are not shouting t hings like .... Im fucking strangers in the name of St. Joseph's Primary Academy Essex. They are fine.

Im sure they are bright enough not to be displaying their faces, names and addresses. Jesus.

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By *ndonmaleMan  over a year ago

Preston


"I'm no longer a teacher, but I remember the holiday feeling.

Looking at my dining table, piled high with assignments & paperwork, and hoping I'd have it all done by September!

Exactly! Hardly "annual leave" is it

Nope!

If I had a penny for every parent, who said lucky you 6 weeks off, I'd be on a yacht in the Bahamas!

And don't start me on the Inset day moaners! "

Would you take the reports with you in the yacht?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It must depend on what level you teach at, but I'm having a lovely break

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By *tu_b_man OP   Man  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Yes, posting on a thread like this and risking losing job if recognised.

No they are not.

In order to be dismissed they have to have brought the name of their school into disrepute.

As they are not shouting t hings like .... Im fucking strangers in the name of St. Joseph's Primary Academy Essex. They are fine.

Im sure they are bright enough not to be displaying their faces, names and addresses. Jesus."

Well said! Swinging isn't breaking the law is it??!?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"It must depend on what level you teach at, but I'm having a lovely break "

Snap!

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By *udistcpl1Couple  over a year ago

Wirral


"I'm no longer a teacher, but I remember the holiday feeling.

Looking at my dining table, piled high with assignments & paperwork, and hoping I'd have it all done by September!

Exactly! Hardly "annual leave" is it

Nope!

If I had a penny for every parent, who said lucky you 6 weeks off, I'd be on a yacht in the Bahamas!

And don't start me on the Inset day moaners! "

What are the inset days? They didn't have them years ago?

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By *tu_b_man OP   Man  over a year ago

Nottingham


"It must depend on what level you teach at, but I'm having a lovely break "

What level do you teach then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I worked with some teachers who spent the whole of the summer holidays at their second homes abroad, or earned extra money by working school holiday clubs. One teacher said he organised his time and work so he could have the holidays to himself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It must depend on what level you teach at, but I'm having a lovely break "

You're one of the organised ones. I felt for the NQTs who found it a bit of a shock, when they started.

Teaching isn't for everyone, but, if you have your shit together, it can be very rewarding, in many ways.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I worked with some teachers who spent the whole of the summer holidays at their second homes abroad, or earned extra money by working school holiday clubs. One teacher said he organised his time and work so he could have the holidays to himself."

I did that last year but f@#k if I'd do it again lol. Holiday ubs can be mental at times

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I find teachers funny creatures, the ones I encountered anyway, when I was at school they were lazy, inefficient, ineffective, power crazy, who went about with the attitude of "who are they going to believe? Me or you?"

Now as an adult I come across some of these teachers still with my kids, and I know there is a stereotype of parents that believe that their children do no wrong, but I have had to go into my daughters school on more than one occasion about teachers attitudes towards my daughter, a top of everything student, who's school record is impeccable, apart from with two teachers, I can't understand why other teachers don't make complaints about them, it's not good to have big headed teachers, giving it the big I am just because of their job title, but these teachers carry on "teaching" year after year, surely it makes good teachers jobs harder

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I worked with some teachers who spent the whole of the summer holidays at their second homes abroad, or earned extra money by working school holiday clubs. One teacher said he organised his time and work so he could have the holidays to himself.

I did that last year but f@#k if I'd do it again lol. Holiday ubs can be mental at times "

The school I worked at had extra GCSE help during the summer. Another local school ran learning clubs,not activity clubs. Bad behaviour wasn't a problem at my school because the students wanted to be there. Easy money

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything I like lol. Got most stuff done at work haha. So I'm a man of leisure right about now. Well except my parents have gone away so looks like the fair and park time today. Other than that I'm looking to visit as much clubs as possible before I go back to kids who've had little to no discipline for 6 weeks

What do you teach?

Cal

Sports and fitness. I work with kids who have been excluded from mainstream excluded from mainstream schools "

Reminds of that rooster cartoon "excluded from mainstream I say I say excluded from mainstream I tell yer" something like that anyway

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I wouldn't be a teacher for all the T in Luxembourg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything I like lol. Got most stuff done at work haha. So I'm a man of leisure right about now. Well except my parents have gone away so looks like the fair and park time today. Other than that I'm looking to visit as much clubs as possible before I go back to kids who've had little to no discipline for 6 weeks

What do you teach?

Cal

Sports and fitness. I work with kids who have been excluded from mainstream excluded from mainstream schools "

Do you know they have had no discipline? Are they on the SEN register?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wouldn't be a teacher for all the T in Luxembourg"

I considered it.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"I wouldn't be a teacher for all the T in Luxembourg

I considered it. "

So why didn't you ?

The chalk was expensive in your day tho.... so I get it

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"

Sports and fitness. I work with kids who have been excluded from mainstream excluded from mainstream schools "

My youngest ADHD/ASD started at the local APC last month, I'm temping there from Sept, doing sports & fitness as the last who does the job has torn ligaments in her leg & out of action for at least 6 months

Can't wait to start

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I wouldn't be a teacher for all the T in Luxembourg

I considered it.

So why didn't you ?

The chalk was expensive in your day tho.... so I get it "

I have no throwing arm, and my aim is shit.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Last = Lady, bloody autocorrect!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I worked with some teachers who spent the whole of the summer holidays at their second homes abroad, or earned extra money by working school holiday clubs. One teacher said he organised his time and work so he could have the holidays to himself.

I did that last year but f@#k if I'd do it again lol. Holiday ubs can be mental at times

The school I worked at had extra GCSE help during the summer. Another local school ran learning clubs,not activity clubs. Bad behaviour wasn't a problem at my school because the students wanted to be there. Easy money "

Well they would bcz I assume most came from mainstream schools and decent backgrounds and hadn't been abused etc

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Anything I like lol. Got most stuff done at work haha. So I'm a man of leisure right about now. Well except my parents have gone away so looks like the fair and park time today. Other than that I'm looking to visit as much clubs as possible before I go back to kids who've had little to no discipline for 6 weeks

What do you teach?

Cal

Sports and fitness. I work with kids who have been excluded from mainstream excluded from mainstream schools

Reminds of that rooster cartoon "excluded from mainstream I say I say excluded from mainstream I tell yer" something like that anyway "

Haha. Blame my phone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my daughter just finished her nqt year - shes in school 7 30 ish and leaves at 6 ish - often takes marking home and lesson and scheme of work planning all done in her own time- she has a fair bit to do over the holidays too - so yep not 6 weeks off to do sod all

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Anything I like lol. Got most stuff done at work haha. So I'm a man of leisure right about now. Well except my parents have gone away so looks like the fair and park time today. Other than that I'm looking to visit as much clubs as possible before I go back to kids who've had little to no discipline for 6 weeks

What do you teach?

Cal

Sports and fitness. I work with kids who have been excluded from mainstream excluded from mainstream schools

Do you know they have had no discipline? Are they on the SEN register?"

Yes I do. By thier behaviour,attitude,statements,referral forms,their parents inconsistencies,learnt behaviour etc. Some are some aren't. Some are just rude,disruptive,no manners,no respect. Im going to go and have a smoke. Supposed to be off work lol. That is all from moi on this subject. Have a good day y'all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I worked with some teachers who spent the whole of the summer holidays at their second homes abroad, or earned extra money by working school holiday clubs. One teacher said he organised his time and work so he could have the holidays to himself.

I did that last year but f@#k if I'd do it again lol. Holiday ubs can be mental at times

The school I worked at had extra GCSE help during the summer. Another local school ran learning clubs,not activity clubs. Bad behaviour wasn't a problem at my school because the students wanted to be there. Easy money

Well they would bcz I assume most came from mainstream schools and decent backgrounds and hadn't been abused etc "

I didn't know each students background, but the school was a Greater London school and had over 60% on free school meals and 88% EAL students. I wouldn't say decent backgrounds, like in middle class areas. I do know that some students had horrific experiences.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything I like lol. Got most stuff done at work haha. So I'm a man of leisure right about now. Well except my parents have gone away so looks like the fair and park time today. Other than that I'm looking to visit as much clubs as possible before I go back to kids who've had little to no discipline for 6 weeks

What do you teach?

Cal

Sports and fitness. I work with kids who have been excluded from mainstream excluded from mainstream schools

Do you know they have had no discipline? Are they on the SEN register?

Yes I do. By thier behaviour,attitude,statements,referral forms,their parents inconsistencies,learnt behaviour etc. Some are some aren't. Some are just rude,disruptive,no manners,no respect. Im going to go and have a smoke. Supposed to be off work lol. That is all from moi on this subject. Have a good day y'all "

Bye (stop smoking, it's bad for you)

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"I worked with some teachers who spent the whole of the summer holidays at their second homes abroad, or earned extra money by working school holiday clubs. One teacher said he organised his time and work so he could have the holidays to himself.

I did that last year but f@#k if I'd do it again lol. Holiday ubs can be mental at times

The school I worked at had extra GCSE help during the summer. Another local school ran learning clubs,not activity clubs. Bad behaviour wasn't a problem at my school because the students wanted to be there. Easy money

Well they would bcz I assume most came from mainstream schools and decent backgrounds and hadn't been abused etc

I didn't know each students background, but the school was a Greater London school and had over 60% on free school meals and 88% EAL students. I wouldn't say decent backgrounds, like in middle class areas. I do know that some students had horrific experiences.

"

Okay cool. Well every young person I teach I know all about them. I have to. If not I wouldn't be able to help them.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Anything I like lol. Got most stuff done at work haha. So I'm a man of leisure right about now. Well except my parents have gone away so looks like the fair and park time today. Other than that I'm looking to visit as much clubs as possible before I go back to kids who've had little to no discipline for 6 weeks

What do you teach?

Cal

Sports and fitness. I work with kids who have been excluded from mainstream excluded from mainstream schools

Do you know they have had no discipline? Are they on the SEN register?

Yes I do. By thier behaviour,attitude,statements,referral forms,their parents inconsistencies,learnt behaviour etc. Some are some aren't. Some are just rude,disruptive,no manners,no respect. Im going to go and have a smoke. Supposed to be off work lol. That is all from moi on this subject. Have a good day y'all

Bye (stop smoking, it's bad for you)"

I smoke more now working there lol. Laterz

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"

Sports and fitness. I work with kids who have been excluded from mainstream excluded from mainstream schools

My youngest ADHD/ASD started at the local APC last month, I'm temping there from Sept, doing sports & fitness as the last who does the job has torn ligaments in her leg & out of action for at least 6 months

Can't wait to start "

Erm...good luck. Kids smell fear. Show no mercy lmfbao

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything I like lol. Got most stuff done at work haha. So I'm a man of leisure right about now. Well except my parents have gone away so looks like the fair and park time today. Other than that I'm looking to visit as much clubs as possible before I go back to kids who've had little to no discipline for 6 weeks

What do you teach?

Cal

Sports and fitness. I work with kids who have been excluded from mainstream excluded from mainstream schools

Do you know they have had no discipline? Are they on the SEN register?

Yes I do. By thier behaviour,attitude,statements,referral forms,their parents inconsistencies,learnt behaviour etc. Some are some aren't. Some are just rude,disruptive,no manners,no respect. Im going to go and have a smoke. Supposed to be off work lol. That is all from moi on this subject. Have a good day y'all

Bye (stop smoking, it's bad for you)

I smoke more now working there lol. Laterz"

Be strong!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It must depend on what level you teach at, but I'm having a lovely break

Snap! "

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman  over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"

Sports and fitness. I work with kids who have been excluded from mainstream excluded from mainstream schools

My youngest ADHD/ASD started at the local APC last month, I'm temping there from Sept, doing sports & fitness as the last who does the job has torn ligaments in her leg & out of action for at least 6 months

Can't wait to start

Erm...good luck. Kids smell fear. Show no mercy lmfbao "

I taught in a nursery for 2yrs, then an SN primary for 5yrs.

I have voice that can silence a playground of 300 kids when required!

I take no prisoners

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"my daughter just finished her nqt year - shes in school 7 30 ish and leaves at 6 ish - often takes marking home and lesson and scheme of work planning all done in her own time- she has a fair bit to do over the holidays too - so yep not 6 weeks off to do sod all "

I do everything in works time. Would you bring your work home to finish in another job?

Her managers are giving her too much work to do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm no longer a teacher, but I remember the holiday feeling.

Looking at my dining table, piled high with assignments & paperwork, and hoping I'd have it all done by September! "

All the ones I know are off for a 3 week exploration of South America or the Far East?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"It must depend on what level you teach at, but I'm having a lovely break

Snap!

"

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Anything I like lol. Got most stuff done at work haha. So I'm a man of leisure right about now. Well except my parents have gone away so looks like the fair and park time today. Other than that I'm looking to visit as much clubs as possible before I go back to kids who've had little to no discipline for 6 weeks

What do you teach?

Cal

Sports and fitness. I work with kids who have been excluded from mainstream excluded from mainstream schools

Do you know they have had no discipline? Are they on the SEN register?

Yes I do. By thier behaviour,attitude,statements,referral forms,their parents inconsistencies,learnt behaviour etc. Some are some aren't. Some are just rude,disruptive,no manners,no respect. Im going to go and have a smoke. Supposed to be off work lol. That is all from moi on this subject. Have a good day y'all

Bye (stop smoking, it's bad for you)

I smoke more now working there lol. Laterz

Be strong!"

I'll try lol

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By *eady and Willing 9Man  over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"

Sports and fitness. I work with kids who have been excluded from mainstream excluded from mainstream schools

My youngest ADHD/ASD started at the local APC last month, I'm temping there from Sept, doing sports & fitness as the last who does the job has torn ligaments in her leg & out of action for at least 6 months

Can't wait to start

Erm...good luck. Kids smell fear. Show no mercy lmfbao

I taught in a nursery for 2yrs, then an SN primary for 5yrs.

I have voice that can silence a playground of 300 kids when required!

I take no prisoners "

Hmmm. Impressive but that wouldn't work with these key stage 3-5 young people. Trust me. Not your average ones

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By *alandNitaCouple  over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Anything I like lol. Got most stuff done at work haha. So I'm a man of leisure right about now. Well except my parents have gone away so looks like the fair and park time today. Other than that I'm looking to visit as much clubs as possible before I go back to kids who've had little to no discipline for 6 weeks

What do you teach?

Cal

Sports and fitness. I work with kids who have been excluded from mainstream excluded from mainstream schools "

I thought you may be a PE teacher if you didn't have a pile of work to do during the holidays.

Cal

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