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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As you get into a taxi. You see on the floor an open bag full of money. Must be thousands.
Do you?
1 alert the driver
2 say nothing, pay for the journey just down road with money from the bag and leave with the bag.
3 do nothing and say nothing.
4 take the money, but tip the driver a few hundred.. claiming you had a win at casino.
5 leave the bag but take a bit of the money
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By (user no longer on site)
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6) assume it's an episode of female fake taxi and she's going to tell me I've been a naughty boy, take me to an industrial estate and suck the life out of me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"6) assume it's an episode of female fake taxi and she's going to tell me I've been a naughty boy, take me to an industrial estate and suck the life out of me "
Fuck my idea, this is actually much better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd take it to the police station.
By Christ, I'm dull  "
I did once. Worked in a large retail store, found 3 grand. Rang the police, who took it away. Not even a note of thanks after it was claimed  |
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It's best not to think about it, just do the right thing. I came across a cash machine in an arcade once with the huge bunch of keys left in the door and nobody around.
When I found the owner and returned them I think he was too busy panicking to say much of a thank you. Those things hold a couple of grand  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd take it to the police station.
By Christ, I'm dull
I did once. Worked in a large retail store, found 3 grand. Rang the police, who took it away. Not even a note of thanks after it was claimed "
Yeah claimed by the retired police mans fund  |
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"6) assume it's an episode of female fake taxi and she's going to tell me I've been a naughty boy, take me to an industrial estate and suck the life out of me
Fuck my idea, this is actually much better "
Haha in 35 years of being a taxi driver only been tempted twice!! |
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"Wouldn't happen in my taxi, i check every time someone exits, ya know, in case they've puked, pissed, shitted or bogied in the back.....lol..the general public  "
Shitted? really |
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"Wouldn't happen in my taxi, i check every time someone exits, ya know, in case they've puked, pissed, shitted or bogied in the back.....lol..the general public
Shitted? really"
Aye, people shit themselves, piss themselves, puke up, wipe their drug bogies all over the backs of seats....there really is no end to how disgusting joe public can actually be.....and that's men and women. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Wouldn't happen in my taxi, i check every time someone exits, ya know, in case they've puked, pissed, shitted or bogied in the back.....lol..the general public
Shitted? really
Aye, people shit themselves, piss themselves, puke up, wipe their drug bogies all over the backs of seats....there really is no end to how disgusting joe public can actually be.....and that's men and women."
Yeah that's one thing about buying a used car...from a single bloke. I haven't found a car yet in purchase, that hasn't had snot bogies wiped in the front underside of drivers seat. Its absolutely rank.
Yeah I'd imagine it can't be nice cleaning up your office after some of that stuff |
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