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over a year ago
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A lady I met on here told me a lot of the cock pics she gets sent, show angry red, swollen, sore looking specimens.
Also an inordinate number involve urinating into a toilet...
Is this a thing?
Should I grate my knob/fuck it up a bit then take a photo urinating into a filthy toilet? Should I also use this as a profile pic and the first pic I send to everyone with every message? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lady I met on here told me a lot of the cock pics she gets sent, show angry red, swollen, sore looking specimens.
Also an inordinate number involve urinating into a toilet...
Is this a thing?
Should I grate my knob/fuck it up a bit then take a photo urinating into a filthy toilet? Should I also use this as a profile pic and the first pic I send to everyone with every message?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on, I dare you! 
Well if you wanna help out and come ride the duke to near destruction - til it looks knackered, that be a great start.
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Well I hope you have a clean bathroom! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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For full effect, you need to shove a tube of pringles 3 inches into your groin before taking the pic, if only to provide an 'honest' comparison of your endowment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For full effect, you need to shove a tube of pringles 3 inches into your groin before taking the pic, if only to provide an 'honest' comparison of your endowment."
Whats happened to the TV remote? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For full effect, you need to shove a tube of pringles 3 inches into your groin before taking the pic, if only to provide an 'honest' comparison of your endowment.
Whats happened to the TV remote? "
It's demise started when Asda started knocking out Pringles for a pound a tube  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For full effect, you need to shove a tube of pringles 3 inches into your groin before taking the pic, if only to provide an 'honest' comparison of your endowment.
Whats happened to the TV remote?
It's demise started when Asda started knocking out Pringles for a pound a tube "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm assuming a few guys winced when they read 'grate my nob' "
I remember a Channel 4 documentary years ago called 'Hookers, Hustlers, pimps and their johns'
One of clients on that had a kink for having a cheese grater ran over his bellend
All these years on and I've just gone a little woozy headed at the thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I like guys to send me pictures/videos of them taking a piss. off topic just like say thak you fabbing my pic  "
A good deed needs no recognition, I was giving out stealth fabs! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Go on, I dare you!
Well if you wanna help out and come ride the duke to near destruction - til it looks knackered, that be a great start.
Well I hope you have a clean bathroom! "
Immaculate. I like to think In the war on germs I'm leading a front line charge.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm assuming a few guys winced when they read 'grate my nob'
I remember a Channel 4 documentary years ago called 'Hookers, Hustlers, pimps and their johns'
One of clients on that had a kink for having a cheese grater ran over his bellend
All these years on and I've just gone a little woozy headed at the thought "
I saw that program too, the only bit I can remember was the old guy who liked to be jerked off with coarse sandpaper wrapped around his cock!, may have been the same guy  |
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