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My wizz smells like bacon.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What does this mean? Does it mean I eat too much bacon, or is it my body's way of telling me I don't eat enough bacon? I drink plenty of water so dehydration isn’t an issue.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lol...maybe ur sleep walking at nite and shagging the bacon rashers in the fridge....lets not do a fry up at urs eh? hehehe"
I hope not i really really do! Might have toast now in the morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"means your wierd
but i've already worked that out by your previous posts 
Fancy a nibble on mr porkie  "
i would but
*sigh*
your profile says you wont meet smokers  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"means your wierd
but i've already worked that out by your previous posts
Fancy a nibble on mr porkie
i would but
*sigh*
your profile says you wont meet smokers "
Ohhhhhhhhh bugger will have to change that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could be wrong, but if you sweat and it smells of digestive biscuits, its a sign u could be diabetic,,or is it if everything tastes of digestives?  "
No deffo bacon and it might be smoked bacon at that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"means your wierd
but i've already worked that out by your previous posts
Fancy a nibble on mr porkie
i would but
*sigh*
your profile says you wont meet smokers
Ohhhhhhhhh bugger will have to change that "
Mmmm.... Smoky Bacon..;-);-) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"means your wierd
but i've already worked that out by your previous posts
Fancy a nibble on mr porkie
i would but
*sigh*
your profile says you wont meet smokers
Ohhhhhhhhh bugger will have to change that
Mmmm.... Smoky Bacon..;-);-)"
Smoky bacon sandwiches are great but not so good when your wizz smells that way |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If its been going on a while nip down your docs for a quick protein and sugar check... Or bloods...
It has been deceptively hot recently... Very few have upped their liquid intake enough..;-)
PS: Kermit wants his girlfriend back for the weekend... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What does this mean? Does it mean I eat too much bacon, or is it my body's way of telling me I don't eat enough bacon? I drink plenty of water so dehydration isn’t an issue. "
you want sauce with that  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon
now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon"
I once wizzed in a beer can at a party cos the bogs were full |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon
now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon
I once wizzed in a beer can at a party cos the bogs were full "
Pork pints... Good for parties.;-)
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon
now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon
I once wizzed in a beer can at a party cos the bogs were full "
I wonmt even go into my pissin in a bottle mishap lol! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon
now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon
I once wizzed in a beer can at a party cos the bogs were full
I wonmt even go into my pissin in a bottle mishap lol!"
Bottles are better i nearly ended up with a 2nd japs eye from the can ring pull |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon
now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon
I once wizzed in a beer can at a party cos the bogs were full
Pork pints... Good for parties.;-)
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With peas and vinegar |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon
now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon
I once wizzed in a beer can at a party cos the bogs were full
Pork pints... Good for parties.;-)
With peas and vinegar "
You can pee vinegar that smells of bacon... You need a holiday..;-);-)
Try Thailand... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I could tackle a vagitarian no problem. It might be vagi-bacon
now say "BEER CAN" easy jamaican for bacon
I once wizzed in a beer can at a party cos the bogs were full
Pork pints... Good for parties.;-)
With peas and vinegar
You can pee vinegar that smells of bacon... You need a holiday..;-);-)
Try Thailand..."
I chatted to a lady on line from there. She was called Min Gein do you know her?
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"What does this mean? Does it mean I eat too much bacon, or is it my body's way of telling me I don't eat enough bacon? I drink plenty of water so dehydration isn’t an issue. "
Stop fucking pigs. |
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