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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

but is the ammo dump empty?...its awfully quiet in here, and...bloody hell, I dont believe im going to write this...pleasant!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kabooooooooooooooom!!! im here it wont stay nice for long, im in a foul fucking mood

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm here

Listening to the green woodpecker out in the yard, he/she is a noisy bugger

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Kabooooooooooooooom!!! im here it wont stay nice for long, im in a foul fucking mood "

okay you can call me cunt if it makes you feel better!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm here

Listening to the green woodpecker out in the yard, he/she is a noisy bugger"

want a gun? woodpecker for tea

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Kabooooooooooooooom!!! im here it wont stay nice for long, im in a foul fucking mood

okay you can call me cunt if it makes you feel better! "

i love the word cunt...i think i have used it at least 50 times already today u not one tho u are lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Kabooooooooooooooom!!! im here it wont stay nice for long, im in a foul fucking mood

okay you can call me cunt if it makes you feel better!

i love the word cunt...i think i have used it at least 50 times already today u not one tho u are lovely "

I use it because people hate it, and I thought at one stage it was a banning offence....so isnt.

Noooooooo Im not lovely, stop saying that, it will ruin my bitch image ffs..lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it gets ya banned in the chat room

itsthe last word people expect to come out of my mouth lol love seeing the look of shock on thier faces

Shhhhh i wont tell anyone u are lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"it gets ya banned in the chat room

itsthe last word people expect to come out of my mouth lol love seeing the look of shock on thier faces

Shhhhh i wont tell anyone u are lovely "

ooo chatroom ban, havent had one of those for a while...grins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it gets ya banned in the chat room

itsthe last word people expect to come out of my mouth lol love seeing the look of shock on thier faces

Shhhhh i wont tell anyone u are lovely

ooo chatroom ban, havent had one of those for a while...grins"

get in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"it gets ya banned in the chat room

itsthe last word people expect to come out of my mouth lol love seeing the look of shock on thier faces

Shhhhh i wont tell anyone u are lovely

ooo chatroom ban, havent had one of those for a while...grins

get in there "

going now....whizzes off for a ban, start the stopwatch.

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'm here

Listening to the green woodpecker out in the yard, he/she is a noisy bugger

want a gun? woodpecker for tea "

they are scrawny buggers only one or two mouthfuls, harfly worth the effort but if it don't shut up I might set the cat on it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it gets ya banned in the chat room

itsthe last word people expect to come out of my mouth lol love seeing the look of shock on thier faces

Shhhhh i wont tell anyone u are lovely

ooo chatroom ban, havent had one of those for a while...grins

get in there

going now....whizzes off for a ban, start the stopwatch."

see who gets booted first lol

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk


"I'm here

Listening to the green woodpecker out in the yard, he/she is a noisy bugger

want a gun? woodpecker for tea

they are scrawny buggers only one or two mouthfuls, harfly worth the effort but if it don't shut up I might set the cat on it

"

bugger not got a cat ..... where's Kitty when you need her?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm here

Listening to the green woodpecker out in the yard, he/she is a noisy bugger

want a gun? woodpecker for tea

they are scrawny buggers only one or two mouthfuls, harfly worth the effort but if it don't shut up I might set the cat on it

bugger not got a cat ..... where's Kitty when you need her?"

she is pencil "shopping"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

nobody in there, cunt comes up as 4 little stars and directing doesnt work either...am gutted!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"nobody in there, cunt comes up as 4 little stars and directing doesnt work either...am gutted! "

meet you in general chat...we will hit em from both sides

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

you can fuck off

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"nobody in there, cunt comes up as 4 little stars and directing doesnt work either...am gutted!

meet you in general chat...we will hit em from both sides"

deal

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"meet you in general chat...we will hit em from both sides"

I just logged in to chat to help stir trouble and then I thought no......resist....dont let her lead you to ruin yet again.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"meet you in general chat...we will hit em from both sides

I just logged in to chat to help stir trouble and then I thought no......resist....dont let her lead you to ruin yet again....."

hehehehehe I saw ya you didnt show me ya boobies

no mods about...which is just no fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

whoresdrawers

who are you really angry at?

is it yourself?

do you wantt to workshop through your emotions...?

i feel a team hug is needed..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

whoresdrawers

who are you really angry at?

is it yourself?

do you wantt to workshop through your emotions...?

i feel a team hug is needed.."

want me to say cunt again Draws? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"

whoresdrawers

who are you really angry at?

is it yourself?

do you wantt to workshop through your emotions...?

i feel a team hug is needed..

want me to say cunt again Draws? lol"

ooooo hugs...enough, I dont do hugs, Im well ard....just stick to calling me cunt lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

it was only an excuse for i bit of blantant frotaging...

and you fell for it...

kudos to me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"it was only an excuse for i bit of blantant frotaging...

and you fell for it...

kudos to me"

what he say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"it was only an excuse for i bit of blantant frotaging...

and you fell for it...

kudos to me"

Your into frottage eh...., well they say dont knock it til you have tried it...why dont you bring you ass over here and i will rub my whip against it...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

if we didn't live at opposite ends of tehe universe i would and you could spank, but really fucking hard mind you, and don't fuck about

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"if we didn't live at opposite ends of tehe universe i would and you could spank, but really fucking hard mind you, and don't fuck about"

Do I look like id fuck about?!!!

Oh how little you know lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

in fairness,

no,

no you don't....

should i be a little scared...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

in fairness,

no,

no you don't....

should i be a little scared...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"in fairness,

no,

no you don't....

should i be a little scared..."

a little....grins

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"in fairness,

no,

no you don't....

should i be a little scared..."

You need to kak your pants mate im telling ya!!!

Flailed skin and your teeth through your lip and thats if she goes easy on ya!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"in fairness,

no,

no you don't....

should i be a little scared..."

run little one...flee for your life!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

then i consider myself

mildly tittlelated....

but slightly intimidated..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"in fairness,

no,

no you don't....

should i be a little scared...

You need to kak your pants mate im telling ya!!!

Flailed skin and your teeth through your lip and thats if she goes easy on ya!!! "

nonesence, dont listen to him, Im a pussy cat...honestly

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"in fairness,

no,

no you don't....

should i be a little scared...

You need to kak your pants mate im telling ya!!!

Flailed skin and your teeth through your lip and thats if she goes easy on ya!!!

nonesence, dont listen to him, Im a pussy cat...honestly "

You are????

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"in fairness,

no,

no you don't....

should i be a little scared...

You need to kak your pants mate im telling ya!!!

Flailed skin and your teeth through your lip and thats if she goes easy on ya!!!

nonesence, dont listen to him, Im a pussy cat...honestly

You are????

"

yes...she says practising her innocent look.

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"in fairness,

no,

no you don't....

should i be a little scared...

You need to kak your pants mate im telling ya!!!

Flailed skin and your teeth through your lip and thats if she goes easy on ya!!!

nonesence, dont listen to him, Im a pussy cat...honestly

You are????

yes...she says practising her innocent look. "

Ahhh and what an innocent look it must be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

boloxs is a good word, you can get your teeth round it lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

nah cunt is way better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"nah cunt is way better "

I like Donkey raping shit eater

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"nah cunt is way better

I like Donkey raping shit eater "

Always a good conversation stopper

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"nah cunt is way better

I like Donkey raping shit eater "

Fook i think your on the wrong site here! Not sure if they let donkeys sign up!

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

Fook i think your on the wrong site here! Not sure if they let donkeys sign up! "

neigh neigh, Ive had messages from em...

well at least they say they are hung like one...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"nah cunt is way better

I like Donkey raping shit eater

Fook i think your on the wrong site here! Not sure if they let donkeys sign up! "

I imagine its a bitch to type with hooves

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"

Fook i think your on the wrong site here! Not sure if they let donkeys sign up!

neigh neigh, Ive had messages from em...

well at least they say they are hung like one... "

Some how i kind of figured someone might have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Fook i think your on the wrong site here! Not sure if they let donkeys sign up!

neigh neigh, Ive had messages from em...

well at least they say they are hung like one... "

lol you too eh

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

well at least they say they are hung like one...

Some how i kind of figured someone might have "

so you think it might not be true??

Shit I have a hot date lined up at the weekend...a guy called Neddie.

He said he liked a good ride.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

well at least they say they are hung like one...

Some how i kind of figured someone might have

so you think it might not be true??

Shit I have a hot date lined up at the weekend...a guy called Neddie.

He said he liked a good ride."

I remeber cowgirl pmsfl

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"

well at least they say they are hung like one...

Some how i kind of figured someone might have

so you think it might not be true??

Shit I have a hot date lined up at the weekend...a guy called Neddie.

He said he liked a good ride."

Noooooooooooooooooo

No one is called Neddie are they????

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

I remeber cowgirl pmsfl"

Cheeky mare....

and they were NOT cowboy boots

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

Noooooooooooooooooo

No one is called Neddie are they????"

He said if I gave him a carrot he'd give me the ride of mi life...

Im meeting him at Blackpool...

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"

Noooooooooooooooooo

No one is called Neddie are they????

He said if I gave him a carrot he'd give me the ride of mi life...

Im meeting him at Blackpool..."

Take your spurs and you will have one hell of a time! But be careful which end you feed him the carrot!

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By *ezebelWoman  over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

Take your spurs and you will have one hell of a time! But be careful which end you feed him the carrot! "

Dont need spurs with the stilletos on my boots.....wonder if thats why he wanted me to wear them?

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"

Take your spurs and you will have one hell of a time! But be careful which end you feed him the carrot!

Dont need spurs with the stilletos on my boots.....wonder if thats why he wanted me to wear them?"

Take your plasters to patch him up afters then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Take your spurs and you will have one hell of a time! But be careful which end you feed him the carrot!

Dont need spurs with the stilletos on my boots.....wonder if thats why he wanted me to wear them?"

cowgirl boots lol

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By *thwalescplCouple  over a year ago

brecon


"nah cunt is way better

I like Donkey raping shit eater "

Fuck.... just spat coffee all over my comp!!!! Jeez.... I havent laughed this hard in ages.... genius!

I'm afraid mines not that good, but it does stop people in their tracks when you call them a snot gurgling maggot fucker!!

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By *resh freddieMan  over a year ago

Penistone


"nah cunt is way better

I like Donkey raping shit eater

Fuck.... just spat coffee all over my comp!!!! Jeez.... I havent laughed this hard in ages.... genius!

I'm afraid mines not that good, but it does stop people in their tracks when you call them a snot gurgling maggot fucker!! "

It doesn't conjure up a good mental image i fear!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

sounds fun

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By *ayceeCouple  over a year ago

northampton

Come to think of it I think I met the guy with a cock small enough to shag the maggot....

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By *andKCouple  over a year ago

Norfolk

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