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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think I need a large one please..
Bottle of Bushmills
Jug of ice...
Turn the music up...
And leave me in a corner...
But don't forget to get a drink on me for everyone in the room |
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I could do with a couple of days away from my mind so can I have a double from each of the optics in a pint glass topped up with lager, I believe they're called an atom bomb? And a bag of pork scratching please. |
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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago
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"Pint of perioni please, and is there and ac-dc in jukebox??
Coming right up fella thunderstruck is on there of that I'm certain as I'm partial to a bit of rick myself  "
Top man just need Someone willing to have a game of pool with anyone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will have a glass water with ice as I don't drink that's all that's on offer
Want some fresh lemon and lime slices in that sexy  "
Sorry barman I changed my mind can I have a orgasm please |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Think I need a large one please..
Bottle of Bushmills
Jug of ice...
Turn the music up...
And leave me in a corner...
But don't forget to get a drink on me for everyone in the room "
Coming right up kind sir your here that patrons the next rounds on this kind sir  |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I could do with a couple of days away from my mind so can I have a double from each of the optics in a pint glass topped up with lager, I believe they're called an atom bomb? And a bag of pork scratching please."
Coming right up Paul although as your friendly bar tender I must just say drink us rarely the answer where as sex well that always clears the mind |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Pint of perioni please, and is there and ac-dc in jukebox??
Coming right up fella thunderstruck is on there of that I'm certain as I'm partial to a bit of rick myself
Top man just need Someone willing to have a game of pool with anyone? "
Rack em up and I'm sure your have a taker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Large glass of Pinot Grigio Blush please barkeep
Coming right up Roxanne I'm sure there's a song name after you by the police on the jukebox over there "
I'm singing it already....Roxannnnnnne!! |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I will have a glass water with ice as I don't drink that's all that's on offer
Want some fresh lemon and lime slices in that sexy
Sorry barman I changed my mind can I have a orgasm please "
Behave you cheeky little minx  |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Large glass of Pinot Grigio Blush please barkeep
Coming right up Roxanne I'm sure there's a song name after you by the police on the jukebox over there
I'm singing it already....Roxannnnnnne!!"
You don't have to put on that red dress tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank goodness for that. A large red wine please bartender x
Coming right up grab a chair ive made it a large one on the house as your my first customer of the evening . "
Why thank you kind sir, you will get a tip when a buy my next drink x |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Thank goodness for that. A large red wine please bartender x
Coming right up grab a chair ive made it a large one on the house as your my first customer of the evening .
Why thank you kind sir, you will get a tip when a buy my next drink x"
Your to kind but thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a nice cold white wine please x
Of coarse you can beautiful how are you well I hope xxx"
I'm very good thank you, I can see you're doing very well. I'm pleased for you both x |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Can I have a nice cold white wine please x
Of coarse you can beautiful how are you well I hope xxx
I'm very good thank you, I can see you're doing very well. I'm pleased for you both x "
Thanks beautiful your a diamond xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Yippee Coke buddies.
Sorry, let me start again.
Yippee Coke a Cola friends "
Coke a cola cuming right up would you like anything else sir |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Glass of water Please,have an allergy to alcohol..
Can you play Relax (fgth) and born to run by the boss,very loud for us old deaf farts..
Thank you "
Sure can fella as that's a great sing any day of the week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would the barman like hand from a cheeky barmaid
Yes get that sexy rump round here please I'm rushed off my feet tonight sexy xxx"
That's the way I like to see you i need both hands for this job |
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Yippee Coke buddies.
Sorry, let me start again.
Yippee Coke a Cola friends
Coke a cola cuming right up would you like anything else sir"
Yes please have you got a menu or is that taking the piss? |
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to "
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Yippee Coke buddies.
Sorry, let me start again.
Yippee Coke a Cola friends
Coke a cola cuming right up would you like anything else sir
Yes please have you got a menu or is that taking the piss?"
Now your pushing it sir we do nuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a large red stag please just one ice cube, and one for yourself barman
Would you like me to get that for you sir
That would be delightful  "
One large stag cuming right up do you want ice cube on the side |
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"I'll have a large red stag please just one ice cube, and one for yourself barman
Would you like me to get that for you sir
That would be delightful
One large stag cuming right up do you want ice cube on the side "
Yes please |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?"
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't 
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Yippee Coke buddies.
Sorry, let me start again.
Yippee Coke a Cola friends
Coke a cola cuming right up would you like anything else sir
Yes please have you got a menu or is that taking the piss?
Now your pushing it sir we do nuts "
Dirty Dancing just started on C5. Any chance you could knock that blasted juke box off please |
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
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Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Yippee Coke buddies.
Sorry, let me start again.
Yippee Coke a Cola friends
Coke a cola cuming right up would you like anything else sir
Yes please have you got a menu or is that taking the piss?
Now your pushing it sir we do nuts
Dirty Dancing just started on C5. Any chance you could knock that blasted juke box off please"
You don't need dirty dancing on the box get the ladies a drink they might dance for you |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"The jukebox is on free play now all i need is some friendly customers to pass the time of day with
So who wants what on this final evening of the weekend ...?
To drink that is
It's all gone quiet let go behind the bar for some fun  "
Ive already pinched your bum more than once or twice since you have been this side of the bar cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The jukebox is on free play now all i need is some friendly customers to pass the time of day with
So who wants what on this final evening of the weekend ...?
To drink that is
It's all gone quiet let go behind the bar for some fun
Ive already pinched your bum more than once or twice since you have been this side of the bar cheeky "
That's just a pinch spank my bottom sticking it out for my top |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco "
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights.......... |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"The jukebox is on free play now all i need is some friendly customers to pass the time of day with
So who wants what on this final evening of the weekend ...?
To drink that is
It's all gone quiet let go behind the bar for some fun
Ive already pinched your bum more than once or twice since you have been this side of the bar cheeky
That's just a pinch spank my bottom sticking it out for my top "
Behave sexy its not that kind of bar your going to have ti wait untill I get you home |
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Yippee Coke buddies.
Sorry, let me start again.
Yippee Coke a Cola friends
Coke a cola cuming right up would you like anything else sir
Yes please have you got a menu or is that taking the piss?
Now your pushing it sir we do nuts
Dirty Dancing just started on C5. Any chance you could knock that blasted juke box off please
You don't need dirty dancing on the box get the ladies a drink they might dance for you"
If I ask them that I might get hung for all kinds of Sexist reasons. You want to see what some of the locals a like.
But if you do find any, I'm sat over there with my mate. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights.........."
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight |
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights.........."
It's no problem dude we'll stay here. The lady behind the bar is gonna try and sort something out for us. |
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By *eesideMan
over a year ago
margate sumwear by the sea |
"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight "
We'll don't expect me to go up it 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The jukebox is on free play now all i need is some friendly customers to pass the time of day with
So who wants what on this final evening of the weekend ...?
To drink that is
It's all gone quiet let go behind the bar for some fun
Ive already pinched your bum more than once or twice since you have been this side of the bar cheeky
That's just a pinch spank my bottom sticking it out for my top
Behave sexy its not that kind of bar your going to have ti wait untill I get you home "
OK sorry everybody bar is closed now I need to get home |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
"
I |
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
I "
Give it here I'll have a go.
What you supposed to do? |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
I
Give it here I'll have a go.
What you supposed to do?"
Ride the pole I think |
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
I
Give it here I'll have a go.
What you supposed to do?
Ride the pole I think "
Ahhhhh Piece of piss I'll be fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
It's no problem dude we'll stay here. The lady behind the bar is gonna try and sort something out for us."
The lady behind the bar is the barman sub. Have you gone and asked the ladies if they would like a drink or two |
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"I could do with a couple of days away from my mind so can I have a double from each of the optics in a pint glass topped up with lager, I believe they're called an atom bomb? And a bag of pork scratching please.
Coming right up Paul although as your friendly bar tender I must just say drink is rarely the answer where as sex well that always clears the mind "
I'm not seeking the answer, only to forget the questions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
I
Give it here I'll have a go.
What you supposed to do?"
Put legs around get your hands around the pole pull yourself up on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
I
Give it here I'll have a go.
What you supposed to do?
Ride the pole I think "
I like to ride the pole |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
I
Give it here I'll have a go.
What you supposed to do?
Ride the pole I think
I like to ride the pole "
Even if it makes your eyes water |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll have a pint of cola with ice please
Of coarse you can seaside grab a chair while I get that ready for you .
Thanks and 1 for you to
Mate these Coke's were £3.50 each. You sure you want to do that?
I always by a good bar man a drink just for the good survive.
If thay r not good then I don't
Crikey your loaded. We'll have a few in here then go on the pull down the disco
No disco.....
To meney flashing lights..........
We have a pole though seaside but sadly no ones plunged up the courage to put a show on so far tonight
We'll don't expect me to go up it
I
Give it here I'll have a go.
What you supposed to do?
Ride the pole I think
I like to ride the pole
Even if it makes your eyes water "
Even better if makes my eyes water then I know it's a good one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Highland Park malt please, no ice.
Grab a chair Doc while I get that ready for you "
Thank you, must admit this is a better place then a couple I've being in, the service is quicker too, lovely! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a pornstar martini please
Ooo I never coming right up you mischievous little fox
I really wish they'd change the name of it "
What do you think it should be called |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Highland Park malt please, no ice.
Grab a chair Doc while I get that ready for you
Thank you, must admit this is a better place then a couple I've being in, the service is quicker too, lovely! "
Would you like another one sir |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Highland Park malt please, no ice.
Grab a chair Doc while I get that ready for you
Thank you, must admit this is a better place then a couple I've being in, the service is quicker too, lovely! "
So I kind of you to say so I do try to keep everyone's glass full |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The jukebox is on free play now all i need is some friendly customers to pass the time of day with
So who wants what on this final evening of the weekend ...?
To drink that is "
Barman can we go home yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a pornstar martini please
Ooo I never coming right up you mischievous little fox
I really wish they'd change the name of it
What do you think it should be called "
Passion martini |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a pornstar martini please
Ooo I never coming right up you mischievous little fox
I really wish they'd change the name of it
What do you think it should be called
Passion martini "
I'm not a martini drinker does it give you passion because if it does we need to give it to some of the men on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Highland Park malt please, no ice.
Grab a chair Doc while I get that ready for you
Thank you, must admit this is a better place then a couple I've being in, the service is quicker too, lovely!
Would you like another one sir"
Yes please, make it a double, thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a pornstar martini please
Ooo I never coming right up you mischievous little fox
I really wish they'd change the name of it
What do you think it should be called
Passion martini
I'm not a martini drinker does it give you passion because if it does we need to give it to some of the men on here "
It's nothing like an actual martinie it's -
Absolut Vanilla Vodka
Passionfruit Puree
Passionfruit Syrup
Passionfruit Liqueur
Prosecco (in a shot on the side) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Espresso martini for me please
Coming right grab a chair if you can find one and I will bring it over "
Good man. I'm sure I'll find someone that doesn't mind sitting on my lap |
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