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How to keep a married woman interesred
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't complain that she's spelt interested wrong
If she wanted to speak to a moaning, petty little shit she would go home
Learn how to spell. "
I'll ask as intrigued, which word? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Don't complain that she's spelt interested wrong
If she wanted to speak to a moaning, petty little shit she would go home
Learn how to spell.
I'll ask as intrigued, which word? "
I meant I should learn how to spell, not him. It's a tip for me to remember. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't complain that she's spelt interested wrong
If she wanted to speak to a moaning, petty little shit she would go home
Learn how to spell.
I'll ask as intrigued, which word? "
It's in the thread title |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turn up when you say you will, do as you're told, then fuck off home when she's finished with you and tells you to leave. And don't forget to bring wine |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Write poetry for her
"There was a young woman from Fab,
Who gripped her young men like a crab
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Oh, not that kind of poetry? "
If I were a married lady (ok,so technically I am currently) that kind of poetry would win me over |
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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago
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"Turn up when you say you will, do as you're told, then fuck off home when she's finished with you and tells you to leave. And don't forget to bring wine "
I think the single ones want this too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make love to her once
Fuck her twice.
Then remind her she has a husband at home looking after the kids "
She'll be worried about the kids and fuck off back home so you can get to sleep. |
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"* Treat her like she's a desirable woman and not just someone to wash dirty undies.
* Flowers.
* Fuck her like you hate her.
Any other tips? "
I'll be fucked if I know, what's right one day is wrong the next |
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