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"What first messages do you send? What first message would you always reply to?" No such thing as a standard message as that's copy and pasting so I try to send mine relevant to the lady or couple I'm messaging Ps it still doesn't work  | |||
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"I'm nuts and reply to all messages unless they are offensive and clearly just trolls. I don't get upset by any type of message but I laugh an awful lot at some. They can be very entertaining "You must need a secretary to reply to them all Fair play to you though | |||
A former FB showed me her profile for a laugh. There's no rhyme nor reason to sending and receiving messages. Just be sincere, honest and try not to take it too seriously. Have fun with it.
But make sure you read the profile. No point shooting yourself in the foot before you hit "send"  | |||
"I'm nuts and reply to all messages unless they are offensive and clearly just trolls. I don't get upset by any type of message but I laugh an awful lot at some. They can be very entertaining "I can't send you a message because I am out of your age range prefs lol... A first message should contain some reference to the profile of the person you are sending it to, check if they have one of those words that you MUST include in the subject less you be instantly deleted (although it still happens with alarming regularity). A message should not be in text speak at all. Ever. | |||
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"I've only sent 2 first messages, both at the suggestion of a friend as they thought we'd connect, and it helped with what I wrote. First messages recieved from men though, 95% are all the same, one liners, no polite greeting, some offensive. They get deleted, the other 5% will get a pokite response. Messages from couples are always nice & get a reply, even if it's to decline their offer. This may be a sex site, but I still want 'wooing' a quick "I want to shag you" is never going to get my intrest " I would send a lovely reply to you if you sent me a message... of the messages I get about 5% are from single females, 5% from couples and the rest are instigated by me. | |||
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"I'm nuts and reply to all messages unless they are offensive and clearly just trolls. I don't get upset by any type of message but I laugh an awful lot at some. They can be very entertaining "Same | |||
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" I would send a lovely reply to you if you sent me a message... of the messages I get about 5% are from single females, 5% from couples and the rest are instigated by me. " Thank you, but I don't send messages to men  | |||
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"What first messages do you send? What first message would you always reply to?" i never send the first messages because of a wrong assumption being made I don't have or suffer from penis envy will always get me to respond . | |||
Who's loss?
THEIR LOSS haha | |||
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"I say, 'Hi, I'm really interesting and also really considerate of your feelings. Fancy meeting in an undisclosed location to have small talk, drink rum and then fuck?' Works 30% of the time, every time." The small talk and rum would work for me! | |||
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"It usually starts with a comment on their profile or something they've said on the forum and then, y'know' try and work it into a discussion. Like you would if you spoke to that person for real. That can be difficult if you're completely blanked but that's the way it goes sometimes. When I start my multi-billion dollar company I'm going to be selling my products door to door and I'm going to recruit Fab men as my sales staff. There isn't a group of people out there who are more used to having the door slammed in their face and having to move on to the next one. In management speak, it's a transferable skill "Will they stick their cock through the letterbox? Asking for a friend. | |||
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“May I introduce. . .”
Tips for Making a Great Introduction
"Look at the person you are speaking to first, then turn to the other person as you complete the introduction." so men, you can't actually message women yourself and have to get your mates to introduce you to them. here is where most men fail i think coz they always message women themselves coz they don't want their mates to know who they're fucking in case their mate tells their wife. "Speak clearly. Mumbling defeats the purpose of the introduction." yes, talk clearly! none of this hw ru, hey, x, xx , xxx, form a proper sentence. "Use courteous language. “I’d like to introduce…,” “May I introduce…,” “I’d like you to meet…” are all good options. “May I present…” is the formal version." courteous language. the usage of expletives is especially inconsiderate. don't wave your willie at them either, that's uncouth. "Use preferred names and titles. In more formal situations, or when there’s an obvious age difference, it’s best to use courtesy titles and last names: “Mrs. Samson, I’d like you to meet Mr. Jacobs.” This lets Mrs. Sampson invite Mr. Jacobs to use her first name, or not." yes use names then we know you at least didn't just send out random copy and pastes to everybody within your radius. and call us older ladies Mrs, i am Mrs Chaos for example. "Even in informal situations or with contemporaries, it’s helpful to use first and last names: “Judy, this is Tom Jacobs. Tom, this is Judy Samson.” You can use a nickname if you know the person prefers it." So if we are becoming more informal then you can use our first names, mine is Goddess. Don't call me Goddess if we haven't spoken yet, jeez, that is getting ahead of yourself. "Teach children to use adults’ titles, unless an adult specifically requests using his or her first name: “Mrs. Samson, this is my nephew, Benji Rosen. Benji, this is Mrs. Samson.”" there are no children allowed on fab, so for this paragraph we shall use the term newbies or people who have never socialised with another human before or maybe never even spoken to a real person away from the internet. newbies, show some respect. it's Mrs unless we specify otherwise. "It’s fine to skip last names when introducing your spouse and children, unless they have a different last name than yours." omg ignore this bit, going on about kids again. nobody on here is introducing their kids to anyone NSA i hope. "Introduce other family members by their full names, unless they request otherwise. It’s also a good idea to mention the family relationship: “Uncle Arthur, may I introduce Mark Weston. Mark, this is my great-uncle, Arthur Pearson.”" fuck buddies, you're missing out really because you don't wanna be introduced to family and so are missing out on potential new sex partners there. tough titties, you wanted NSA so got that now. "When introducing someone to a small group, it’s practical to name the group members first, primarily to get their attention: “Sara, Kathy, Dan, I’d like to introduce Curtis Tyler. Curtis, I’d like you to meet Sara Rocher, Kathy Henley, and Dan Quinn.”" orgy etiquette here. not something i'm into so won't go into detail about it. "Start a conversation. Try to find some topic the two people have in common: “Sam, I think you and Jake share a passion for Italian wine. Jake might enjoy hearing about your wine tour in northern Italy.”" yay, this is the bit now where you are really learning. start a conversation. shame the advice stops here though but you will either get along famously or not at all. maybe that will help you get sex, or not. but have fun. be polite and maybe someone will reply (or at least not block you in disgust). | |||
"I've had a lot of success from enclosing my own pictures and asking guys to send me some penis pictures. " Choked on my coffee... That's me fked again. I don't have a dick pic  | |||
"What first messages do you send? What first message would you always reply to?" First message i send - Fancy a brew? Message i always reply too - How many sugars? | |||
"here you go steel heels, seeing as men always go on about manners when they talk about messages i decided to look up the correct procedure for introducing yourself.
“May I introduce. . .”
Tips for Making a Great Introduction
Look at the person you are speaking to first, then turn to the other person as you complete the introduction.
so men, you can't actually message women yourself and have to get your mates to introduce you to them. here is where most men fail i think coz they always message women themselves coz they don't want their mates to know who they're fucking in case their mate tells their wife.
Speak clearly. Mumbling defeats the purpose of the introduction.
yes, talk clearly! none of this hw ru, hey, x, xx , xxx, form a proper sentence.
Use courteous language. “I’d like to introduce…,” “May I introduce…,” “I’d like you to meet…” are all good options. “May I present…” is the formal version.
courteous language. the usage of expletives is especially inconsiderate. don't wave your willie at them either, that's uncouth.
Use preferred names and titles.
In more formal situations, or when there’s an obvious age difference, it’s best to use courtesy titles and last names: “Mrs. Samson, I’d like you to meet Mr. Jacobs.” This lets Mrs. Sampson invite Mr. Jacobs to use her first name, or not.
yes use names then we know you at least didn't just send out random copy and pastes to everybody within your radius. and call us older ladies Mrs, i am Mrs Chaos for example.
Even in informal situations or with contemporaries, it’s helpful to use first and last names: “Judy, this is Tom Jacobs. Tom, this is Judy Samson.” You can use a nickname if you know the person prefers it.
So if we are becoming more informal then you can use our first names, mine is Goddess. Don't call me Goddess if we haven't spoken yet, jeez, that is getting ahead of yourself.
Teach children to use adults’ titles, unless an adult specifically requests using his or her first name: “Mrs. Samson, this is my nephew, Benji Rosen. Benji, this is Mrs. Samson.”
there are no children allowed on fab, so for this paragraph we shall use the term newbies or people who have never socialised with another human before or maybe never even spoken to a real person away from the internet. newbies, show some respect. it's Mrs unless we specify otherwise.
It’s fine to skip last names when introducing your spouse and children, unless they have a different last name than yours.
omg ignore this bit, going on about kids again. nobody on here is introducing their kids to anyone NSA i hope.
Introduce other family members by their full names, unless they request otherwise. It’s also a good idea to mention the family relationship: “Uncle Arthur, may I introduce Mark Weston. Mark, this is my great-uncle, Arthur Pearson.”
fuck buddies, you're missing out really because you don't wanna be introduced to family and so are missing out on potential new sex partners there. tough titties, you wanted NSA so got that now.
When introducing someone to a small group, it’s practical to name the group members first, primarily to get their attention: “Sara, Kathy, Dan, I’d like to introduce Curtis Tyler. Curtis, I’d like you to meet Sara Rocher, Kathy Henley, and Dan Quinn.”
orgy etiquette here. not something i'm into so won't go into detail about it.
Start a conversation. Try to find some topic the two people have in common: “Sam, I think you and Jake share a passion for Italian wine. Jake might enjoy hearing about your wine tour in northern Italy.”
yay, this is the bit now where you are really learning. start a conversation. shame the advice stops here though but you will either get along famously or not at all. maybe that will help you get sex, or not. but have fun. be polite and maybe someone will reply (or at least not block you in disgust).
"Haha brilliant.. Mrs Chaos | |||
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"hardly anyone enjoys my humour so i post for myself mostly, if anyone else enjoys that then good. "Damn, I enjoy your humour, does that mean I am weird too  | |||
"hardly anyone enjoys my humour so i post for myself mostly, if anyone else enjoys that then good.
Damn, I enjoy your humour, does that mean I am weird too "not to me it doesn't. | |||
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"" Fancy a quicky? " - has always worked for me" I couldn't resist. | |||
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"here you go steel heels, seeing as men always go on about manners when they talk about messages i decided to look up the correct procedure for introducing yourself.
“May I introduce. . .”
Tips for Making a Great Introduction
Look at the person you are speaking to first, then turn to the other person as you complete the introduction.
so men, you can't actually message women yourself and have to get your mates to introduce you to them. here is where most men fail i think coz they always message women themselves coz they don't want their mates to know who they're fucking in case their mate tells their wife.
Speak clearly. Mumbling defeats the purpose of the introduction.
yes, talk clearly! none of this hw ru, hey, x, xx , xxx, form a proper sentence.
Use courteous language. “I’d like to introduce…,” “May I introduce…,” “I’d like you to meet…” are all good options. “May I present…” is the formal version.
courteous language. the usage of expletives is especially inconsiderate. don't wave your willie at them either, that's uncouth.
Use preferred names and titles.
In more formal situations, or when there’s an obvious age difference, it’s best to use courtesy titles and last names: “Mrs. Samson, I’d like you to meet Mr. Jacobs.” This lets Mrs. Sampson invite Mr. Jacobs to use her first name, or not.
yes use names then we know you at least didn't just send out random copy and pastes to everybody within your radius. and call us older ladies Mrs, i am Mrs Chaos for example.
Even in informal situations or with contemporaries, it’s helpful to use first and last names: “Judy, this is Tom Jacobs. Tom, this is Judy Samson.” You can use a nickname if you know the person prefers it.
So if we are becoming more informal then you can use our first names, mine is Goddess. Don't call me Goddess if we haven't spoken yet, jeez, that is getting ahead of yourself.
Teach children to use adults’ titles, unless an adult specifically requests using his or her first name: “Mrs. Samson, this is my nephew, Benji Rosen. Benji, this is Mrs. Samson.”
there are no children allowed on fab, so for this paragraph we shall use the term newbies or people who have never socialised with another human before or maybe never even spoken to a real person away from the internet. newbies, show some respect. it's Mrs unless we specify otherwise.
It’s fine to skip last names when introducing your spouse and children, unless they have a different last name than yours.
omg ignore this bit, going on about kids again. nobody on here is introducing their kids to anyone NSA i hope.
Introduce other family members by their full names, unless they request otherwise. It’s also a good idea to mention the family relationship: “Uncle Arthur, may I introduce Mark Weston. Mark, this is my great-uncle, Arthur Pearson.”
fuck buddies, you're missing out really because you don't wanna be introduced to family and so are missing out on potential new sex partners there. tough titties, you wanted NSA so got that now.
When introducing someone to a small group, it’s practical to name the group members first, primarily to get their attention: “Sara, Kathy, Dan, I’d like to introduce Curtis Tyler. Curtis, I’d like you to meet Sara Rocher, Kathy Henley, and Dan Quinn.”
orgy etiquette here. not something i'm into so won't go into detail about it.
Start a conversation. Try to find some topic the two people have in common: “Sam, I think you and Jake share a passion for Italian wine. Jake might enjoy hearing about your wine tour in northern Italy.”
yay, this is the bit now where you are really learning. start a conversation. shame the advice stops here though but you will either get along famously or not at all. maybe that will help you get sex, or not. but have fun. be polite and maybe someone will reply (or at least not block you in disgust).
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This needs to be a sticky note in the newbies handbook. It will be sticky for #crywank reasons of course.
I shall look forward to all he improved messages I get today.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs Heels. | |||
i'm sure there'd be even more #crywanking than there is now. | |||
"I've had a lot of success from enclosing my own pictures and asking guys to send me some penis pictures. Choked on my coffee... That's me fked again. I don't have a dick pic "Always helps to keep one handy! | |||
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"I don't send first messages. I welcome all messages with booty pics attached "Hmm,I seldom send messages either, but this boot pic has me wondering, do mud encrusted wellington booty count | |||
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"I always use the following two phrases... "Can I fist punch you in your fart box" Or "Can I suck your farts" They are surefire winners every time ...... "Strange fact is these have an equal chance of success (or failure) to a personalised soliloquy that would make Shakespeare himself say "fuck me, wish I had thought of that" | |||
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"Obviously that is Norman Shakespeare who works down the chip shop, the one you first thought of is dead so wouldn't be able to read it anyway "I live my life by the words of that great bard..... | |||
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"Funny ones My favourite (from a guy) some years back 'I wanna take my socks off for you' We never did meet, but we had a piss funny exchange of messages" He sounds like someone I'd marry. | |||
