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over a year ago
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Once i was joking around and i started shagging some birds knee pit. Felt so good i actually carried on and came. 
Whats the strangest sexual related story you have? |
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Not so much strange but direct!
A good few years ago on an overseas work trip we went out for a meal in the evening with our German hosts. Half way through the dessert course somehow the conversation turned to the difference between the British and the Germans. Straight as a die this German lady said "the problem with English men is that during sex they won't eat my ass!"
It was a 'you had to be there' moment as it doesn't translate very well in words but it's hardly what I expected at a work function!  |
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"Not so much strange but direct!
A good few years ago on an overseas work trip we went out for a meal in the evening with our German hosts. Half way through the dessert course somehow the conversation turned to the difference between the British and the Germans. Straight as a die this German lady said "the problem with English men is that during sex they won't eat my ass!"
It was a 'you had to be there' moment as it doesn't translate very well in words but it's hardly what I expected at a work function! "
That, is quite simply, amazing. |
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"Not so much strange but direct!
A good few years ago on an overseas work trip we went out for a meal in the evening with our German hosts. Half way through the dessert course somehow the conversation turned to the difference between the British and the Germans. Straight as a die this German lady said "the problem with English men is that during sex they won't eat my ass!"
It was a 'you had to be there' moment as it doesn't translate very well in words but it's hardly what I expected at a work function! "
Should have proved her wrong |
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"Not so much strange but direct!
A good few years ago on an overseas work trip we went out for a meal in the evening with our German hosts. Half way through the dessert course somehow the conversation turned to the difference between the British and the Germans. Straight as a die this German lady said "the problem with English men is that during sex they won't eat my ass!"
It was a 'you had to be there' moment as it doesn't translate very well in words but it's hardly what I expected at a work function! "
Maybe she just hadn`t me the right English men  |
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