A 70 year old man went for a Sperm Test. The
Doctor gave him a bottle to collect sperm. The
next day, the man came with the empty bottle &
said he tried with his left hand then right hand.
Then his wife tried with her left hand & right
hand. Then his daughter-in-law tried with both
hands & mouth. Then the neighbor's wife &
daughter tried the same way..but could not open
the damn bottle.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her knickers and says, “My Mummy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!” |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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Kids know far too much these days. I was sitting in the waiting room at the dentist when I saw a young girl playing with her Barbie and Ken dolls. She had Ken bending Barbie over from behind. I said to her "if you keep doing that you'll end up with lots of little dolls"
The little girl replied "No I won't dickhead. He's doing her up the arse" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A very sad day today. After seven years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion.
He slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of time, effort, training and money.
A genuinely nice guy and a brilliant vet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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She was getting wet so I stuck my finger in her hole
after a while my finger began to ache so I took it out and she went down on me
Now I've got to buy a new boat! |
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