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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't strike me as the type to seek sympathy so....
*punches op on shoulder*
Two jäger bombs and two bottles of bud please barkeep !
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Cheers mate i appreciated it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been dumped.
What a bleeding cheek i'm gutted and never saw it coming tbh.
But hey ho tomorrow's another day as they say. "
Pulls close to chest and consoles |
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"Could of had the guts to tell me face to face not by face book.
It's humiliating "
I got dumped by text about 12 yrs ago on Feb 2nd after an 8 yr relationship, then she had the cheek to send me one on Valentine's Day saying "Hope you are OK" 
She later went on to fleece me for about £80k  |
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"Just feel like every ones laughing at me now on base.
I lock myself away lick my wounds and face everyone in the morning as if nothings happened."
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
#karmawillgetyoueverytime  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh i think theirs been a big misunderstanding here. 
Ah babe. "
Yeah been kicked of the pool team say i'm not as good as i was and they found a replacement.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just feel like every ones laughing at me now on base.
I lock myself away lick my wounds and face everyone in the morning as if nothings happened.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
#karmawillgetyoueverytime "
Wow thanks for the heads up who my real haters are on here.
#Amateurs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh i think theirs been a big misunderstanding here.
Ah babe.
Yeah been kicked of the pool team say i'm not as good as i was and they found a replacement. "
I wondered if there might be a twist! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh i think theirs been a big misunderstanding here.
Ah babe.
Yeah been kicked of the pool team say i'm not as good as i was and they found a replacement. "
Hahahah. You had us |
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"Just feel like every ones laughing at me now on base.
I lock myself away lick my wounds and face everyone in the morning as if nothings happened.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
#karmawillgetyoueverytime
Wow thanks for the heads up who my real haters are on here.
#Amateurs "
Well come on you don't need to look far do you! |
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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i got dumped after 9 years of marriage and a kid by a Skype text, with no explanation...no communication to this day to me or the kids...beat that
im fine btw and you will be too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh i think theirs been a big misunderstanding here.
Yeah been kicked of the pool team say i'm not as good as i was and they found a replacement. "
Hahah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me
Comment of the day.
I salute you miss.
Stand to attention soldier "
Ha sergeant to you miss.
You joined the Army now so give me 50 press ups on the spot then see me in my office after. |
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"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me
Comment of the day.
I salute you miss.
Stand to attention soldier
Ha sergeant to you miss.
You joined the Army now so give me 50 press ups on the spot then see me in my office after. "
Nah fuck that. I'm not one for doing as I'm told, and camo ain't for me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me
Comment of the day.
I salute you miss.
Stand to attention soldier
Ha sergeant to you miss.
You joined the Army now so give me 50 press ups on the spot then see me in my office after.
Nah fuck that. I'm not one for doing as I'm told, and camo ain't for me."
I've broken in tougher women then you before.
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"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me
Comment of the day.
I salute you miss.
Stand to attention soldier
Ha sergeant to you miss.
You joined the Army now so give me 50 press ups on the spot then see me in my office after.
Nah fuck that. I'm not one for doing as I'm told, and camo ain't for me.
I've broken in tougher women then you before.
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I am not a pony therefore I do not require 'breaking in' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me
Comment of the day.
I salute you miss.
Stand to attention soldier
Ha sergeant to you miss.
You joined the Army now so give me 50 press ups on the spot then see me in my office after.
Nah fuck that. I'm not one for doing as I'm told, and camo ain't for me.
I've broken in tougher women then you before.
I am not a pony therefore I do not require 'breaking in' "
Ok i take your word for it you ol nag.
Nighty night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just feel like every ones laughing at me now on base.
I lock myself away lick my wounds and face everyone in the morning as if nothings happened.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
#karmawillgetyoueverytime "
#HashtagsDontWorkOnFab |
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"You don't strike me as the type to seek sympathy so....
*punches op on shoulder*
Two jäger bombs and two bottles of bud please barkeep !
Cheers mate i appreciated it. "
There's another pint in the pumps from me fella, keep marching forward. |
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"Just feel like every ones laughing at me now on base.
I lock myself away lick my wounds and face everyone in the morning as if nothings happened.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
#karmawillgetyoueverytime
#HashtagsDontWorkOnFab "
#Icouldntgiveaflyingfuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When someone says they're humiliated by a break up... I always wonder why they'd court more humiliation by telling more people about it?!!... lol human psychology 101 answers on a postcard pls.
Mr Greystone doesn't strike me as someone needing commiseration cwtchs neither lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe she found out about fab?
Surely not!
The irony of the OP as a single guy telling us all he has been dumped seems to be lost on most
The irony is he isn't talking about a woman "
Ha ha ironic that he is "Straight" on his profile? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe she found out about fab?
Surely not!
The irony of the OP as a single guy telling us all he has been dumped seems to be lost on most
The irony is he isn't talking about a woman
Ha ha ironic that he is "Straight" on his profile?"
He's not talking about anyone. It's a joke thread, have a read |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe she found out about fab?
Surely not!
The irony of the OP as a single guy telling us all he has been dumped seems to be lost on most
The irony is he isn't talking about a woman
Ha ha ironic that he is "Straight" on his profile?
We got that....
He's not talking about anyone. It's a joke thread, have a read"
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"Maybe she found out about fab?
Surely not!
The irony of the OP as a single guy telling us all he has been dumped seems to be lost on most
The irony is he isn't talking about a woman
Ha ha ironic that he is "Straight" on his profile?
He's not talking about anyone. It's a joke thread, have a read"
Bless them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe she joined fab and saw your single profile 
It's not about a woman does no one read the whole thread "
Dont always have time to read a whole thread and it seems obvious he was dumped by a girl. Cant read anymore into that if i tried.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A good example of people not reading the whole thread and jumping to incorrect conclusions "
Well yes but based on the initial message .. it seemed likely it was being dumped by gf. How else can you really get dumped? And i read several messages after and nothing seem to conclude it was anything else. Maybe OP should have explained rather than have to go through individual messages to find the real reason. |
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"A good example of people not reading the whole thread and jumping to incorrect conclusions
Well yes but based on the initial message .. it seemed likely it was being dumped by gf. How else can you really get dumped? And i read several messages after and nothing seem to conclude it was anything else. Maybe OP should have explained rather than have to go through individual messages to find the real reason. "
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"I've just been dumped.
What a bleeding cheek i'm gutted and never saw it coming tbh.
But hey ho tomorrow's another day as they say. "
Dumped? By a fabber or a 'real' date/girlfriend?
You don't come across as a particularly sympathetic/empathetic type - but you're welcome to a big hug anyway!
Bit snotty at the moment though I'm afraid! Xx |
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"I've just been dumped.
What a bleeding cheek i'm gutted and never saw it coming tbh.
But hey ho tomorrow's another day as they say.
Dumped? By a fabber or a 'real' date/girlfriend?
You don't come across as a particularly sympathetic/empathetic type - but you're welcome to a big hug anyway!
Bit snotty at the moment though I'm afraid! Xx"
His regimental pool team. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A good example of people not reading the whole thread and jumping to incorrect conclusions
Well yes but based on the initial message .. it seemed likely it was being dumped by gf. How else can you really get dumped? And i read several messages after and nothing seem to conclude it was anything else. Maybe OP should have explained rather than have to go through individual messages to find the real reason. "
Yes I agree, and all novels should give away the ending on the the first page so we don't have to read them all them pesky chapters as well |
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By *wcwCouple
over a year ago
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"Just feel like every ones laughing at me now on base.
I lock myself away lick my wounds and face everyone in the morning as if nothings happened.
Go to the showers. Someone will cheer you up."
lol lol lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You got kicked off a pool team? Fucking hell that's even worse!  "
Sure is ....... Now he need too get hours in playing pool and get in a new team that they play and whip there bums . lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And what can we conclude from this thread boys and girls ?
That's right! No one reads the fucking posts.
Home time !"
When you up to 175 posts .. are you really telling me there are some that read every single post?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a green felt dress. Bring your cue and you can sink your balls in me
Comment of the day.
I salute you miss.
Stand to attention soldier
Ha sergeant to you miss.
You joined the Army now so give me 50 press ups on the spot then see me in my office after. "
Well I guess the mess are missing a pool player.. you poor thing sarge  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And what can we conclude from this thread boys and girls ?
That's right! No one reads the fucking posts.
Home time !
When you up to 175 posts .. are you really telling me there are some that read every single post? "
I read all the posts but I have ocd lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And what can we conclude from this thread boys and girls ?
That's right! No one reads the fucking posts.
Home time !
When you up to 175 posts .. are you really telling me there are some that read every single post? "
I do before I comment. I would hate to not know the facts, jump to the wrong conclusion and make an arse of myself |
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