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M's personal one was when using a cock pump, did it too hard and the pump sucked a ball in. Had to be extracted gently whilst we were both in hysterics. What are yours? |
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My vch bar once got caught in the gap between someone's front teeth at a club  I froze while he extricated himself but it was a tense (and painful) few moments while I imagined him having to be cut free ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My vch bar once got caught in the gap between someone's front teeth at a club I froze while he extricated himself but it was a tense (and painful) few moments while I imagined him having to be cut free ... "
Carry a toffee hammer in your play bag. If it happens again, simply tap his teeth to release you.  |
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"My vch bar once got caught in the gap between someone's front teeth at a club I froze while he extricated himself but it was a tense (and painful) few moments while I imagined him having to be cut free ...
Carry a toffee hammer in your play bag. If it happens again, simply tap his teeth to release you. "
Why am I now thinking of Viz?  |
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While back with an ex we were shagging at a bus stop early evening Pounding away suddenly got a massive cramp in my L thigh!! Pain was so intense wanted to scream & what u know the bus was coming & cldnt move |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"M's personal one was when using a cock pump, did it too hard and the pump sucked a ball in. Had to be extracted gently whilst we were both in hysterics. What are yours?"
Pmsl thanks for the giggle  |
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"I can't believe I'm saying this 
He pulled out of my pussy and slammed back but missed and ended up in the wrong hole
Is it still the wrong hole  "
Oh no! It started a whole new game for me  |
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"I can't believe I'm saying this
He pulled out of my pussy and slammed back but missed and ended up in the wrong hole
hahahaha pmsl "
Me too...
She was unimpressed, very unimpressed |
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Having some fun in a hotel room, suddenly the bed parts like moses had just entered the room and we both hit the floor, trapped between two single beds and cocooned in duvet and sheets.
After a bit of a panic and fighting with bedclothes, we escaped our wrapping, pushed the beds together and chocked the wheels with shoes, and carried on...
I always check hotel beds now to ensure no inadvertent parting may take place.. |
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Accidentally given a love bite whilst giving a bj. Same fwb broke his divsn bed landed on the floor full play. Went and got a new bedstead and broke that the following weekend having a good session doggy style. Let him blush telling shop how it broke lol |
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