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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
In my last job, there were two security gate lodges, one being the Main Gate, the other being a secondary office at the other side of the site, in which we'd work for 2 hour shifts spread across the day.
I was working in that secondary office, and had considerable problems with a female member of personnel, over her access pass and its validity. However I tried to explain the do's and don'ts of its operation, she just couldn't grasp the facts at all, and asked the most stupid questions going. Of course we had to keep our cool, we couldn't get riled and show it or we'd risk being reported to the management!
A few hours later, back with my colleagues in the Main Gate, I was recounting that episode. Listening in was one of our "Client's" Senior Managers, as he was working with us on a project. But as I described her to my colleagues, so they'd be aware of her just in case on future shifts and gave her name, adding that I'd never met such a dumb blonde in all my life, the manager called out, "I know, she's my fiancee!"
Just as I stood there, going redder than a beetroot, and my colleagues splitting their sides at my misfortune, the manager added, "And Yep, she is the dumbest woman I've ever met, and though I love her dearly, don't ever repeat what I've just said!"  |
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Anyway she had let go for a second so i swung my hand behind me to were she was stood to get her hand again, Grabbed it and gave her a slight pull to catch up... looked round and i was holding hands with some confused looking guy 
... I just let go and laughed at him, Its all i could do 
