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The person above bangs on your door soaking wet on a cold windy wet evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Would you invite them in to dry off or shut the door?

Be nice

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

I'd want to know why they had banged on my door in the first place

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd want to know why they had banged on my door in the first place

Lol"

I'd bang on your door so I can steal your latex wear

Hahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be freaked that they knew my address

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd be freaked that they knew my address

Welcomed with a brew

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

"I'd be freaked that they knew my address

We'd invite her in, and insist that she disrobes so we can dry her clothes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always its only polite anw last night i was caught in a storm and soaked

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

I'd ask how long he'd been walking to end up at my door

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Of course I'd invite such a lovely couple in, offer them a shower & a cuppa to warm up while I dried their clothes.

The rest depends whether my kids were home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

for sure let you in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd want to know why they had banged on my door in the first place

Lol"
off topic lovely pics fab a few

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"I'd want to know why they had banged on my door in the first place

Loloff topic lovely pics fab a few

..."Cup of tea? Hot chocolate?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd want to know why they had banged on my door in the first place

Loloff topic lovely pics fab a few

Will you nip to shop for me a pint of milk as your already wet through

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Invite him in as he needs a towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Invite him in as he needs a towel

Whipping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awww I'd fuss over him all night long xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would put the kettle on and run a bath

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ide give him a bin liner and a sleeping bag and a brew and send him on his way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Invite him in as he needs a towel

Whipping

You would whip me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably ignore it like every other fecker that knocks it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Probably ignore it like every other fecker that knocks it

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invite you in and give you a hot whiskey and a nice warm bathrobe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Invite him in as he needs a towel

Whipping

You would whip me

You towelwhip me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They're getting very wet outside

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Invite him in as he needs a towel

Whipping

You would whip me

You towelwhip me

I was going to wrap it round you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Probably ignore it like every other fecker that knocks it

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even me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Invite him in as he needs a towel

Whipping

You would whip me

You towelwhip me

I was going to wrap it round you

leave whip till im dry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Invite him in as he needs a towel

Whipping

You would whip me

You towelwhip me

I was going to wrap it round you

leave whip till im dry

Invite him in and offer a hot shower why his clothes dry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Erm hello

I'm freezing out here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm hello

I'm freezing out here

You better get in here then, I only have a small but very warm towel. It will just about cover you. But I'm sure I can warm you up with a hot shower and a cuppa x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Erm hello

I'm freezing out here

You better get in here then, I only have a small but very warm towel. It will just about cover you. But I'm sure I can warm you up with a hot shower and a cuppa x

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oh thankyou soooo much,if there's anything I can do in return just let me know

Many many thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Erm hello

I'm freezing out here

You better get in here then, I only have a small but very warm towel. It will just about cover you. But I'm sure I can warm you up with a hot shower and a cuppa x

oh thankyou soooo much,if there's anything I can do in return just let me know

Many many thanks

Well now you mention it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hope it's not the door to Hotel California

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come in, I'm soaking wet x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope it's not the door to Hotel California

Come in. Have a brew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hope it's not the door to Hotel California

Come in. Have a brew

Come in, let's get you out of those wet clothes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come in. Give him a towel and a hot drink

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Ask him to do the truffle shuffle if he does it at I'll let him in and make him a cuppa! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask him to do the truffle shuffle if he does it at I'll let him in and make him a cuppa! Lol"

Hell yeh ... never mind open the door i would drag him in

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

I'd invite her in and offer her a drink, a stiff one

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

Sorry fella but I'd do a Larry Grayson and shut that door

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

If you're Larry Grayson I'd help you shut it

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"Ask him to do the truffle shuffle if he does it at I'll let him in and make him a cuppa! Lol

Hell yeh ... never mind open the door i would drag him in

Then ask me to strip out of my wet clothes before I get cold and help warm me up I hope?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask him to do the truffle shuffle if he does it at I'll let him in and make him a cuppa! Lol

Hell yeh ... never mind open the door i would drag him in

Then ask me to strip out of my wet clothes before I get cold and help warm me up I hope?

Of course.... I'm kind like that

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'd give them a umbrella and send them on their merry way.

I've not long ago, steamed my floors, don't want wet footprints and people dripping everywhere.

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"Ask him to do the truffle shuffle if he does it at I'll let him in and make him a cuppa! Lol

Hell yeh ... never mind open the door i would drag him in

Then ask me to strip out of my wet clothes before I get cold and help warm me up I hope?

Of course.... I'm kind like that

And such kindness would be rewarded;)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell him my mams not in and close the door !!

Sorry pal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn the light off and pretend your not in ... oh that's hallowe'en I'm thinking of

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"Tell him my mams not in and close the door !!

Sorry pal

Haha, good job your mam wasn't in she might of dragged me in quickly too;) lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tell him my mams not in and close the door !!

Sorry pal

Haha, good job your mam wasn't in she might of dragged me in quickly too;) lol"

I would offer him a very very small towel

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

"Tell him my mams not in and close the door !!

Sorry pal

Haha, good job your mam wasn't in she might of dragged me in quickly too;) lol

I would offer him a very very small towel

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oh I'd def invite jo in

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By *itofamouthfullMan over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

"Tell him my mams not in and close the door !!

Sorry pal

Haha, good job your mam wasn't in she might of dragged me in quickly too;) lol

I would offer him a very very small towel

Lol, good I'm very shy you know, I hate flashing my bottom in public! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope - run along now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope - run along now."

Oh hello ...yes cum in ..you won't need a towel

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Nope - run along now.

Oh hello ...yes cum in ..you won't need a towel

"
would bring in give a hot bath n fluffy dressing gown then some scrambled eggs on toast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope - run along now.

Oh hello ...yes cum in ..you won't need a towel

Laugh uproariously then slam the door shut!

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