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Anyone like a bit of tasteless banter?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mr here. So me and a mate went to a pub last week and ordered a full English each.
When it arrived, the sausages were absolutely cremated. He turned to the waiter and said "where did you cook these, Grenfell tower?"
Round of applause from the table next to us 
Anyone else had any good banter lately? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the record I found that pretty funny in a grim way. But I am going to sit here and wait for the PC police to question you 
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yep the police and porn squad will be lurking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i met this women from fab
we are kissing and i slowly put my hand up her skirt
felling the old bermuda triangle
she asks me would you like your palm read
i replied : are you a clairvoyant
no shes said ive just come on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i met this women from fab
we are kissing and i slowly put my hand up her skirt
felling the old bermuda triangle
she asks me would you like your palm read
i replied : are you a clairvoyant
no shes said ive just come on"
Brilliant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mr here. So me and a mate went to a pub last week and ordered a full English each.
When it arrived, the sausages were absolutely cremated. He turned to the waiter and said "where did you cook these, Grenfell tower?"
Round of applause from the table next to us
Anyone else had any good banter lately?"
That's not that great banter. It's like the Frankie Boyle of banter, pretty formulaic with a randomly inserted offensiveness at the end.
I personally would have gone with the blackened sausages/penis analogy.
Something along the lines of "the last time I saw a sausage this black it was balls deep in my wife/girlfriend". |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i met this women from fab
we are kissing and i slowly put my hand up her skirt
felling the old bermuda triangle
she asks me would you like your palm read
i replied : are you a clairvoyant
no shes said ive just come on"
Lol x |
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