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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
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"A dick to suck, I don't want anything in return. "
I'm watching this one and taking names because I'm sure the responses will be nothing like when guys post these types of posts aimed at sucking pussy with no ulterior motives  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Obviously a sucked dick involves everything, balls, gooch, arse hole and the load swallowed!
My kinda gal
Hold on whats a gooch?"
The bit between your willy and bum hole! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obviously a sucked dick involves everything, balls, gooch, arse hole and the load swallowed!
My kinda gal
Hold on whats a gooch?
The bit between your willy and bum hole!"
Correct vernacular for this area is the perineum
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hate to burst your bubble lads but OP i can confirm was the shittest blowjob I've ever had.
Was like sticking your dick in a cheesegrater and no improvement either after I asked her to take her teeth out.
*dives for cover |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hate to burst your bubble lads but OP i can confirm was the shittest blowjob I've ever had.
Was like sticking your dick in a cheesegrater and no improvement either after I asked her to take her teeth out.
*dives for cover"
You obviously didn't take a scotch egg with you. |
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"Obviously a sucked dick involves everything, balls, gooch, arse hole and the load swallowed!
My kinda gal
Hold on whats a gooch?
The bit between your willy and bum hole!"
I call that 'my goat' for no reason in particular |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hate to burst your bubble lads but OP i can confirm was the shittest blowjob I've ever had.
Was like sticking your dick in a cheesegrater and no improvement either after I asked her to take her teeth out.
*dives for cover"
So you wouldn't want another one then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hate to burst your bubble lads but OP i can confirm was the shittest blowjob I've ever had.
Was like sticking your dick in a cheesegrater and no improvement either after I asked her to take her teeth out.
*dives for cover
So you wouldn't want another one then?"
Ok you twisted my arm.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get offers like this all the time.....from guys/tv's
If they have nice lips I can't see why you are complaining?"
Probably because he's not into men.  |
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"Wow what wemon do for attention and out pop up all the desperate men x
I wike sherbet wemon , gin and wemon and wemon drizzle cake.
You weally do wike wemon don't you "
I would give wemon the vote. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hate to burst your bubble lads but OP i can confirm was the shittest blowjob I've ever had.
Was like sticking your dick in a cheesegrater and no improvement either after I asked her to take her teeth out.
*dives for cover"
Way to mark your territory haha. You'll be running and peeing a circle around the lovely Miss Wilkes next  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I get offers like this all the time.....from guys/tv's
If they have nice lips I can't see why you are complaining?
Probably because he's not into men. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Obviously a sucked dick involves everything, balls, gooch, arse hole and the load swallowed!
My kinda gal
Hold on whats a gooch?
The bit between your willy and bum hole!"
On a woman thats called no mans land |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hate to burst your bubble lads but OP i can confirm was the shittest blowjob I've ever had.
Was like sticking your dick in a cheesegrater and no improvement either after I asked her to take her teeth out.
*dives for cover
Way to mark your territory haha. You'll be running and peeing a circle around the lovely Miss Wilkes next "
Sometimes the lovely Miss Wilkes needs a firm hand to rein her in. |
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"Obviously a sucked dick involves everything, balls, gooch, arse hole and the load swallowed!
My kinda gal
Hold on whats a gooch?
The bit between your willy and bum hole!
On a woman thats called no mans land"
It's where the 'winnetts' like to hang out together |
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