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One of your best bets would actually be humble drain unblocker. Or, more specifically, the sodium hydroxide found in most drain unblockers.
Seeing as these cleaning products are designed to dissolve organic, specifically human, debris such as the hair and skin that gets washed down your plughole, in high enough concentration, it would make short work of the cadaver. All that would be left is a brittle "shell" of a skeleton that is easily ground up and cleared away.
Incidentally, the resulting bonemeal would make excellent plant food for your rose bed. Do with that information what you will. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Fire. Just remember to scatter the ashes afterwards. I like fire. Fire is good  "
You mean the old oil drum full of petrol submerge the body set fire and leave to burn its self out over a day or two totally destroying the body in the process  good idea but I'm worried about the environmental damage of such a action |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"One of your best bets would actually be humble drain unblocker. Or, more specifically, the sodium hydroxide found in most drain unblockers.
Seeing as these cleaning products are designed to dissolve organic, specifically human, debris such as the hair and skin that gets washed down your plughole, in high enough concentration, it would make short work of the cadaver. All that would be left is a brittle "shell" of a skeleton that is easily ground up and cleared away.
Incidentally, the resulting bonemeal would make excellent plant food for your rose bed. Do with that information what you will."
I see you've handled this sort of problem before |
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"One of your best bets would actually be humble drain unblocker. Or, more specifically, the sodium hydroxide found in most drain unblockers.
Seeing as these cleaning products are designed to dissolve organic, specifically human, debris such as the hair and skin that gets washed down your plughole, in high enough concentration, it would make short work of the cadaver. All that would be left is a brittle "shell" of a skeleton that is easily ground up and cleared away.
Incidentally, the resulting bonemeal would make excellent plant food for your rose bed. Do with that information what you will.
I see you've handled this sort of problem before "
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Fire. Just remember to scatter the ashes afterwards. I like fire. Fire is good
You mean the old oil drum full of petrol submerge the body set fire and leave to burn its self out over a day or two totally destroying the body in the process good idea but I'm worried about the environmental damage of such a action . Don't worry about it the diesel car will be no more soon. So more fires can be started.   "
That's good to know it mean coal fires are back in to because a used to have a nice coal fed boiler that came in very handy for this sort of thing
Oh those where the days  |
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Put it in with chickens. I've put entire carcasses in and found only a few fragments after.
Any hard bits can be ground down and flushed.
They won't eat the gallbladder, as it's bitter, but that's small enough for household waste.
Plus you'll get eggs. Chickens rock. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Put it in with chickens. I've put entire carcasses in and found only a few fragments after.
Any hard bits can be ground down and flushed.
They won't eat the gallbladder, as it's bitter, but that's small enough for household waste.
Plus you'll get eggs. Chickens rock."
Them little blighters there mans best friend when it comes to body disposal just like the pigs who eat everything by the way |
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"Put it in with chickens. I've put entire carcasses in and found only a few fragments after.
Any hard bits can be ground down and flushed.
They won't eat the gallbladder, as it's bitter, but that's small enough for household waste.
Plus you'll get eggs. Chickens rock."
And someone was just saying how welcoming the good people of Essex were. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Put it in with chickens. I've put entire carcasses in and found only a few fragments after.
Any hard bits can be ground down and flushed.
They won't eat the gallbladder, as it's bitter, but that's small enough for household waste.
Plus you'll get eggs. Chickens rock.
And someone was just saying how welcoming the good people of Essex were. "
Oh we are we have lots of chickens and pigs in this neck of the woods that we just love to introduce our friends to once we have prepared them for the live stock |
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"Bury it in a pit of lime, it destroys anything and any DNA evidence. Nothing left to dispose of then x "
. I also like this idea I have a bag of lime in my van.
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Bury it in a pit of lime, it destroys anything and any DNA evidence. Nothing left to dispose of then x "
That's good to know as I have a habit of leaving marks on my victims oops I mean special friends |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Become a funeral director  have i got anything to be scared of yet. I will always be a good girl handsonJohn 
Your my partner in crime sexy you have nothing to worry about honesty I even told you before our first social the axe and the shovel in the back of my van were not for you "
Is that why you keep bring me curry to eat taste good though |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Become a funeral director have i got anything to be scared of yet. I will always be a good girl handsonJohn
Your my partner in crime sexy you have nothing to worry about honesty I even told you before our first social the axe and the shovel in the back of my van were not for you
Is that why you keep bring me curry to eat taste good though "
Cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm what have I just stumbled in on.
The fabs serial killers forum are you a member if not I'm going to need your name and address please "
Is this the dark Web.
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Erm what have I just stumbled in on.
The fabs serial killers forum are you a member if not I'm going to need your name and address please
Is this the dark Web.
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All will be explained on Friday the 13th |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erm what have I just stumbled in on.
The fabs serial killers forum are you a member if not I'm going to need your name and address please
Is this the dark Web.
All will be explained on Friday the 13th "
well I think that's my que to leave. |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"Coat in plaster of Paris then paint and sell on eBay as 'Life size garden gnomes'  "
I like it as there both rather tasty maybe sell them in the adult session as stress relief life size dolls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"whilst its still alive id fuck it within an inch of its life and until it is only a shadow of its former self - fold it up and file it
How do you think they died "
when i fold i run a knife along the creases - that might just do it |
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By *andsonjohn OP Man
over a year ago
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"whilst its still alive id fuck it within an inch of its life and until it is only a shadow of its former self - fold it up and file it
How do you think they died
when i fold i run a knife along the creases - that might just do it "
All mine died curled up in a ball from exhaustion
Makes for easy storage though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One of your best bets would actually be humble drain unblocker. Or, more specifically, the sodium hydroxide found in most drain unblockers.
Seeing as these cleaning products are designed to dissolve organic, specifically human, debris such as the hair and skin that gets washed down your plughole, in high enough concentration, it would make short work of the cadaver. All that would be left is a brittle "shell" of a skeleton that is easily ground up and cleared away.
Incidentally, the resulting bonemeal would make excellent plant food for your rose bed. Do with that information what you will."
*runs to buy rose plants* |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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Throw them overboard in shark-infested waters.
Not only are you disposing of the body in an environmentaly sensitive manner, you are also supporting the wildlife.
It's a win-win situation... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Shave the body from head to toe, remove the teeth and grind them to dust with a pestle and mortar then whilst the body is frozen put it thru a heavy duty wood chipper and send the chippings into a river, the fish will do the rest. Job done |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Shave the body from head to toe, remove the teeth and grind them to dust with a pestle and mortar then whilst the body is frozen put it thru a heavy duty wood chipper and send the chippings into a river, the fish will do the rest. Job done "
Sounds like a lot of effort, and messy, too  |
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"Shave the body from head to toe, remove the teeth and grind them to dust with a pestle and mortar then whilst the body is frozen put it thru a heavy duty wood chipper and send the chippings into a river, the fish will do the rest. Job done
Sounds like a lot of effort, and messy, too "
Nobody said it was easy |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
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"Shave the body from head to toe, remove the teeth and grind them to dust with a pestle and mortar then whilst the body is frozen put it thru a heavy duty wood chipper and send the chippings into a river, the fish will do the rest. Job done
Sounds like a lot of effort, and messy, too
Nobody said it was easy "
I did...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Eat them. "
That's exactly what a lad I went to school with did. He murdered his mother and ate her. Not only that but he invited his friends and neighbours around numerous times to join him for BBQ's. His speciality was home made burgers!! |
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"One of your best bets would actually be humble drain unblocker. Or, more specifically, the sodium hydroxide found in most drain unblockers.
Seeing as these cleaning products are designed to dissolve organic, specifically human, debris such as the hair and skin that gets washed down your plughole, in high enough concentration, it would make short work of the cadaver. All that would be left is a brittle "shell" of a skeleton that is easily ground up and cleared away.
Incidentally, the resulting bonemeal would make excellent plant food for your rose bed. Do with that information what you will."
Forget my offer to clean, I may not come back lol. |
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By *illnatMan
over a year ago
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"One of your best bets would actually be humble drain unblocker. Or, more specifically, the sodium hydroxide found in most drain unblockers.
Seeing as these cleaning products are designed to dissolve organic, specifically human, debris such as the hair and skin that gets washed down your plughole, in high enough concentration, it would make short work of the cadaver. All that would be left is a brittle "shell" of a skeleton that is easily ground up and cleared away.
Incidentally, the resulting bonemeal would make excellent plant food for your rose bed. Do with that information what you will."
Remind me never to get you mad lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Place body in a yacht with auto "pilot" sail it just off quiet Cornish coast, set "pilot" to New York then slip over the side after first removing all bilige plugs, swim ashore. |
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Take my boat out into the middle of the Chanel, then putting the body through the wood chopper as we head west with the tide.
Once done, dismantle chipper, dropping a piece overboard every few 100yrds.
After all small machine parts have gone, liberally douse the boat & any remaining large parts in fuel & set light.
Proceed to head back to shore in kayak.
No, I've not given this much thought at all. |
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"One of your best bets would actually be humble drain unblocker. Or, more specifically, the sodium hydroxide found in most drain unblockers.
Seeing as these cleaning products are designed to dissolve organic, specifically human, debris such as the hair and skin that gets washed down your plughole, in high enough concentration, it would make short work of the cadaver. All that would be left is a brittle "shell" of a skeleton that is easily ground up and cleared away.
Incidentally, the resulting bonemeal would make excellent plant food for your rose bed. Do with that information what you will."
Sadly life isn't quite like a tv show.
The amount of sodium hydroxide youd need would put you well into the industrial quantities level.
Not to mention shit doesnt break down cleanly you end up with lots of lumps and crap where it can't penetrate.
You'd need lots of heat, agitation and mechanical mashing to effectively do it not just let it sit.
Then there's the smell and the fumes to thibk about plus the now 100+ gallons of human sludge/industrial waste you have to deal with.
I always like the idea of a quiet river somewhere and a wood chipper.
Fish/organisms will eat the flakes if you spray it into the water but then you gotta clean the damn chipper.
Perhaps a commercial blender (blend tech, will it blend anyone?)and a good butchers knife and do it slowly peice by peice before dumping it say a liter at a time in a pond or river.
Time consuming through amd yoire going to leave a shit ton of evidence where ever you do it.
Remeber though for all of you thinking of using say strong acid.
Always add the acid to the water, NEVER Add small quantities of water to strong concentrated acids. Or you'll probbaly lose your face in the resulting blast.
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"You are all over thinking this, bung a good bribe to the person at the local cremation place and double stack them with registered customers. "
Too risky if its more than around 8k and the idiot banks it within a year the bank will start investigating the source if the funds.
He'd roll on you in a second adding thst you threatened to kill him if he didnt help |
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