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"Two blind mice ... there they go, two blind mice, in a row... Obviously the car wasn't blind"
I forgot to mention the two blind mice were accompanied by half a dead cat .....
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"Two blind mice ... there they go, two blind mice, in a row... Obviously the car wasn't blind
I forgot to mention the two blind mice were accompanied by half a dead cat .....
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Quick quiz question.
Which James bond film had the song in it  |
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"What gets bigger the more you take away from it ?
A hole.
If it takes two men two hours to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole?"
There's no such thing as half a hole. It's a hole from the start it just gets bigger |
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"What gets wetter as it dries?
How long is a piece of string?
What's heavier, a tonne of lead or a tonne of feather's?
Fuzz"
A towel
Twice the length as half.
Both weigh a tonne so exactly the same! |
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"What gets wetter as it dries?
How long is a piece of string?
What's heavier, a tonne of lead or a tonne of feather's?
Fuzz
A towel
Twice the length as half.
Both weigh a tonne so exactly the same!"
Clever chap. Give yourself a gold star
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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago
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The three blanks in the following phrase must be filled with the SAME 7 letters IN THE SAME ORDER to make it work. (Hint, spacing is everything).
The ______ surgeon was _______ to operate because he had _______.
I'm sure some will Google it but the satisfaction in working it out is wonderful.
Like wise:
________ the Titanic did not ________ the Titanic.
Enjoy.
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"What gets bigger the more you take away from it ?
A hole.
If it takes two men two hours to dig a hole, how long does it take one man to dig half a hole?
There's no such thing as half a hole. It's a hole from the start it just gets bigger "
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"What gets wetter as it dries?
How long is a piece of string?
What's heavier, a tonne of lead or a tonne of feather's?
Fuzz"
1 Towel
2 not a riddle
3 they weigh the same |
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A woman is at her mothers funeral, while there she meets a man no one else seems to know.
As the day goes on she becomes infactuated with him, but before she can get his name or phone number he leaves
2 weeks later she kills her brother
Why? |
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"A woman is at her mothers funeral, while there she meets a man no one else seems to know.
As the day goes on she becomes infactuated with him, but before she can get his name or phone number he leaves
2 weeks later she kills her brother
Why?"
So she can see the man again x |
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"A woman is at her mothers funeral, while there she meets a man no one else seems to know.
As the day goes on she becomes infactuated with him, but before she can get his name or phone number he leaves
2 weeks later she kills her brother
Why?
So she can see the man again x"
In one |
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"A woman is at her mothers funeral, while there she meets a man no one else seems to know.
As the day goes on she becomes infactuated with him, but before she can get his name or phone number he leaves
2 weeks later she kills her brother
Why?
So she can see the man again x
In one"
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"The three blanks in the following phrase must be filled with the SAME 7 letters IN THE SAME ORDER to make it work. (Hint, spacing is everything).
The ______ surgeon was _______ to operate because he had _______.
I'm sure some will Google it but the satisfaction in working it out is wonderful.
Like wise:
________ the Titanic did not ________ the Titanic.
Enjoy.
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The notable surgeon was not able to operate because he had no table.
No idea about the Titanic one though lol. |
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"A woman is at her mothers funeral, while there she meets a man no one else seems to know.
As the day goes on she becomes infactuated with him, but before she can get his name or phone number he leaves
2 weeks later she kills her brother
Why?
So she can see the man again x
In one
I don't get it. Will someone please explain?"
he will go the the brothers funeral. |
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By *VBethTV/TS
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Chester |
"The three blanks in the following phrase must be filled with the SAME 7 letters IN THE SAME ORDER to make it work. (Hint, spacing is everything).
The ______ surgeon was _______ to operate because he had _______.
I'm sure some will Google it but the satisfaction in working it out is wonderful.
Like wise:
________ the Titanic did not ________ the Titanic.
Enjoy.
The notable surgeon was not able to operate because he had no table.
No idea about the Titanic one though lol."
A band on the Titanic did not abandon the Titanic.  |
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"A German plane full of Italian passengers crashes on the border between France and Spain, where do they bury the survivors?"
Why would you bury the survivors?
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