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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Most of us are here for swinging/NSA sex. Personally I've found it hard to find someone that not only fancies me as well, but that we match what we both need. Coupled with that the reality of our locations.
So if you were set a challenge to find someone for sex ASAP, How easy is it on Fab? How would you go about it?
It's a rhetorical question I know, and depends on all sorts, and I'm expecting not so serious answers.
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Following for research purposes.
I have heard that when in pursuit of a liason it is advantageous during negotiations to inform the ladies that you have rather large stocks of moist baked products. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
I don't have much luck finding someone directly via Fab.
I post meets and get 400 messages asking me to either send them explicit pictures (they ain't gonna meet), milk their dicks (do I look like a dairy maid) or that they will come round and lick me for hours which is unrealistic as I have ironing and stuff to do. Someone offered to lick a clean inch off me recently. Fab is hard work.
So, I tend to meet in clubs and at events and take it from there.
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"Most of us are here for swinging/NSA sex. Personally I've found it hard to find someone that not only fancies me as well, but that we match what we both need. Coupled with that the reality of our locations.
So if you were set a challenge to find someone for sex ASAP, How easy is it on Fab? How would you go about it?
It's a rhetorical question I know, and depends on all sorts, and I'm expecting not so serious answers.
Discuss. "
I reckon id have more luck at the local supermarket. |
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"Most of us are here for swinging/NSA sex. Personally I've found it hard to find someone that not only fancies me as well, but that we match what we both need. Coupled with that the reality of our locations.
So if you were set a challenge to find someone for sex ASAP, How easy is it on Fab? How would you go about it?
It's a rhetorical question I know, and depends on all sorts, and I'm expecting not so serious answers.
Discuss.
I reckon id have more luck at the local supermarket. "
I was about to say something similar....put down the electronic devices and go out into the real world....much easier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This isn't the first time iv heard in the past 12hrs that Fab is hard work for females too!
I can imagine your inundated with messages, but to hear that most are time wasting sad males is really frustrating for the singletons out there looking for a fab encounter or maybe more.
I myself prefer clubs now, as you get to speak in person and not via text. Plus it's safer all round.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have much luck finding someone directly via Fab.
I post meets and get 400 messages asking me to either send them explicit pictures (they ain't gonna meet), milk their dicks (do I look like a dairy maid) or that they will come round and lick me for hours which is unrealistic as I have ironing and stuff to do. Someone offered to lick a clean inch off me recently. Fab is hard work.
So, I tend to meet in clubs and at events and take it from there.
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See you at the Birmingham social in September then?  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well in my early days of my first incarnation on here I did respond to a meet today ad and within 2 hours of first messaging them I had my head between the Mrs' thighs... 
But that was me replying to them. Not the other way around.
If I was desperate for sex NOW, then realistically the best place to go would be another site, not Fab. Y'know one of those where you can find the ladies that charge you ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well in my early days of my first incarnation on here I did respond to a meet today ad and within 2 hours of first messaging them I had my head between the Mrs' thighs...
But that was me replying to them. Not the other way around.
If I was desperate for sex NOW, then realistically the best place to go would be another site, not Fab. Y'know one of those where you can find the ladies that charge you ... "
Oh, or turn bi. I reckon I could get a BJ pretty damn quickly then ...  |
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"Most of us are here for swinging/NSA sex. Personally I've found it hard to find someone that not only fancies me as well, but that we match what we both need. Coupled with that the reality of our locations.
So if you were set a challenge to find someone for sex ASAP, How easy is it on Fab? How would you go about it?
It's a rhetorical question I know, and depends on all sorts, and I'm expecting not so serious answers.
Discuss. "
This is going to sound dreadfully boastful but if I had to find someone for any old sex 'ASAP' I'm sure it'd be dead easy, as it would be for the vast majority of women here. I'd just hook up with one of the many local desperados looking for instant gratification - usually in a nearby layby for example  Their statuses seem to indicate they wouldn't care *who* turned up for the half hour they have spare!
Except I very much doubt I'd feel at all gratified and would hate myself - so what on earth would be the point?
Does it really matter if it's relatively 'hard' to find someone you *really* want, when the end result is worth the effort? .... and the alternative, as above, would be soul destroying and sexually dissatisfying for many people. |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"I don't have much luck finding someone directly via Fab.
I post meets and get 400 messages asking me to either send them explicit pictures (they ain't gonna meet), milk their dicks (do I look like a dairy maid) or that they will come round and lick me for hours which is unrealistic as I have ironing and stuff to do. Someone offered to lick a clean inch off me recently. Fab is hard work.
So, I tend to meet in clubs and at events and take it from there.
See you at the Birmingham social in September then?
Fuzz"
I'll be there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't have much luck finding someone directly via Fab.
I post meets and get 400 messages asking me to either send them explicit pictures (they ain't gonna meet), milk their dicks (do I look like a dairy maid) or that they will come round and lick me for hours which is unrealistic as I have ironing and stuff to do. Someone offered to lick a clean inch off me recently. Fab is hard work.
So, I tend to meet in clubs and at events and take it from there.
See you at the Birmingham social in September then?
Fuzz
I'll be there. "
Another good reason to get our arses up there then 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd un hide my profile and if I didn't care who I was meeting or even if it'd be any good then I reckon I could get a meet fairly quickly with someone who also didn't care who they were meeting. If I wanted something a bit more enjoyable it may take a bit longer though |
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"I'd un hide my profile and if I didn't care who I was meeting or even if it'd be any good then I reckon I could get a meet fairly quickly with someone who also didn't care who they were meeting. If I wanted something a bit more enjoyable it may take a bit longer though"
No it wouldn't. I know your profile well and it attracts interest a plenty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got more chance of meeting tony blair lol 
Is he on here too...wonder if there's a fee in it for him
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He might be here with his wife, they could be swingers lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Actually, let's put it to the test.
Anyone want a bit of slap and tickle with me right NOW?
Apply within "
Great news, had a PM from from a PM - Tony & Cherie. I've pulled. OP, in answer to your question. It's easy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To find someone for just sex as in a fuck & go scenario? Easy!
Without having to do anything I could scroll through my inbox. With minimal effort update status / add a Meet Today, upload a picture with that and I can take my pick....
To find someone who meets what I'm specifically looking for, way harder. |
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"Well in my early days of my first incarnation on here I did respond to a meet today ad and within 2 hours of first messaging them I had my head between the Mrs' thighs...
But that was me replying to them. Not the other way around.
If I was desperate for sex NOW, then realistically the best place to go would be another site, not Fab. Y'know one of those where you can find the ladies that charge you ...
Oh, or turn bi. I reckon I could get a BJ pretty damn quickly then ... "
It doesn't help. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.
Wish me luck
*logs off for the rest of the day "
Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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when i first joined i was a bit of a mess emotionally and probably took some silly chances (glad i dont recall most of who i met etc) - but it was fairly easy to meet - as in log on and fkn ask - now im by far the other extreme and fussy about who i even talk to sometimes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know it could be done extremely quickly but what's the fun in that? You're providing them with a sexual body part and nothing more.
They don't necessarily need or want me.
I might be going about this fab thing totally wrong, I may find that I never meet due to distance, incompatibility or just through personal choice. I value my body and I'm not likely to give it to just anyone.
This doesn't mean I'm not looking for NSA sex or a playmate.
It simply means I want a connection first, someone who really gets what I'm about and will treat me with dignity and respect. |
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"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.
Wish me luck
*logs off for the rest of the day
Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in
What have I done?! "
You've created a party in a fair few fellas pants is what you've done! |
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"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.
Wish me luck
*logs off for the rest of the day
Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in
What have I done?!
You've created a party in a fair few fellas pants is what you've done!"
Oh party tent! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course."
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz |
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"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.
Wish me luck
*logs off for the rest of the day
Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in
What have I done?!
You've created a party in a fair few fellas pants is what you've done!
Oh party tent!"
You could tell them all to meet in asda cafe with a cup of coffee waiting. Walk in to the cafe, drink all 77 coffees and use it as speed dating! |
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz"
i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles |
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"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.
Wish me luck
*logs off for the rest of the day
Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in
What have I done?!
You've created a party in a fair few fellas pants is what you've done!
Oh party tent!
You could tell them all to meet in asda cafe with a cup of coffee waiting. Walk in to the cafe, drink all 77 coffees and use it as speed dating!"
Can I go in my pjs? |
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz
i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles "
I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best |
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"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.
Wish me luck
*logs off for the rest of the day
Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in
What have I done?!
You've created a party in a fair few fellas pants is what you've done!
Oh party tent!
You could tell them all to meet in asda cafe with a cup of coffee waiting. Walk in to the cafe, drink all 77 coffees and use it as speed dating!
Can I go in my pjs?"
Don't most who go to asda? They do by me anyway! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz
i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles "
What's wrong with the polish?
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz
i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles
I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best "
think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz"
That's what I was going to do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz
i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles
I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best
think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing"
I have rope! 
Fuzz |
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz
i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles
I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best
think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing"
I won't tie ya..... fuzz will! He's got skills. |
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"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.
Wish me luck
*logs off for the rest of the day
Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in
What have I done?!
You've created a party in a fair few fellas pants is what you've done!
Oh party tent!
You could tell them all to meet in asda cafe with a cup of coffee waiting. Walk in to the cafe, drink all 77 coffees and use it as speed dating!
Can I go in my pjs?
Don't most who go to asda? They do by me anyway!"
Probably Peach, I'm an Iceland kinda gal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz
i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles
I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best
think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing
I won't tie ya..... fuzz will! He's got skills."
he just likes my hair |
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"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.
Wish me luck
*logs off for the rest of the day
Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in
What have I done?!
You've created a party in a fair few fellas pants is what you've done!
Oh party tent!
You could tell them all to meet in asda cafe with a cup of coffee waiting. Walk in to the cafe, drink all 77 coffees and use it as speed dating!
Can I go in my pjs?
Don't most who go to asda? They do by me anyway!
Probably Peach, I'm an Iceland kinda gal "
I'm a one stop reduced section. I do venture to asda if I'm feeling flush  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz
That's what I was going to do"
I had my left eye closed as if I was wearing a patch too. Great impression, you had to be here.
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz
That's what I was going to do
I had my left eye closed as if I was wearing a patch too. Great impression, you had to be here.
Fuzz"
I shall be skipping around "it's a pirates life for me"
And I may even drink rum to see if it helps perfect the accent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most of us are here for swinging/NSA sex. Personally I've found it hard to find someone that not only fancies me as well, but that we match what we both need. Coupled with that the reality of our locations.
So if you were set a challenge to find someone for sex ASAP, How easy is it on Fab? How would you go about it?
It's a rhetorical question I know, and depends on all sorts, and I'm expecting not so serious answers.
Discuss. "
Well, if it's anyone, I'd say you could probably get a fab-straight offer in about 10 seconds after posting a meat request |
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"Most of us are here for swinging/NSA sex. Personally I've found it hard to find someone that not only fancies me as well, but that we match what we both need. Coupled with that the reality of our locations.
So if you were set a challenge to find someone for sex ASAP, How easy is it on Fab? How would you go about it?
It's a rhetorical question I know, and depends on all sorts, and I'm expecting not so serious answers.
Discuss.
Well, if it's anyone, I'd say you could probably get a fab-straight offer in about 10 seconds after posting a meat request "
I love meat. Can I request pulled pork? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz
i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles
I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best
think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing
I won't tie ya..... fuzz will! He's got skills."
*Tips hat*
Kind words m'lady, gwad bless ya.
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Judging by the amount of 'I'm free now, want some or 'I'm in a hotel near Gatwick tonight' type messages I get then pretty easy!
However if I was after a shag just for the sake of it then I'd just go clubbing - last night out in Birmingham was literally fighting them off or my friend was in my behalf. I know I know I don't get it either - there were lots of prettier, slimmer more attractive girls there - it wasn't my winning personality so must have been my dance moves! Either way that ain't my scene |
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Don't struggle for a meet when I want one
I don't get to meet often so I generally Chat a while anyway, so when I advertise a meet the guys I'm already chatting to and have been awaiting me posting a meet, are usually within the first few to respond
I'm also not the type lady that insists on a social first. I will generally meet people I've chatted to for sex on the first meet |
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Regardless of my whimsical ways I'm actually a hard fish to catch. You need be a strong contender in an EPIC RAP BATTLE, lose at ten pin bowling, prepared to travel for me, make me proper belly laugh and enjoy having your chobbler chobbled.
Or... if that's too much effort, charm me at a social event by calling me cute and showering me with praise |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Judging by the amount of 'I'm free now, want some or 'I'm in a hotel near Gatwick tonight' type messages I get then pretty easy!
However if I was after a shag just for the sake of it then I'd just go clubbing - last night out in Birmingham was literally fighting them off or my friend was in my behalf. I know I know I don't get it either - there were lots of prettier, slimmer more attractive girls there - it wasn't my winning personality so must have been my dance moves! Either way that ain't my scene "
This made me laugh lol I agree with this 100%!
I was out in Brum last Friday I put a meet up on here well in advance..zero interest!
So went out and (by my standards) we had quite a lot of fellas chatting and flirting and had a great night so next time won't bother putting a meet on here it was a waste of time x |
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"Judging by the amount of 'I'm free now, want some or 'I'm in a hotel near Gatwick tonight' type messages I get then pretty easy!
However if I was after a shag just for the sake of it then I'd just go clubbing - last night out in Birmingham was literally fighting them off or my friend was in my behalf. I know I know I don't get it either - there were lots of prettier, slimmer more attractive girls there - it wasn't my winning personality so must have been my dance moves! Either way that ain't my scene
This made me laugh lol I agree with this 100%!
I was out in Brum last Friday I put a meet up on here well in advance..zero interest!
So went out and (by my standards) we had quite a lot of fellas chatting and flirting and had a great night so next time won't bother putting a meet on here it was a waste of time x"
It was a good night out and one of them was quite cute, but I was too d*unk, just wanted to dance!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Judging by the amount of 'I'm free now, want some or 'I'm in a hotel near Gatwick tonight' type messages I get then pretty easy!
However if I was after a shag just for the sake of it then I'd just go clubbing - last night out in Birmingham was literally fighting them off or my friend was in my behalf. I know I know I don't get it either - there were lots of prettier, slimmer more attractive girls there - it wasn't my winning personality so must have been my dance moves! Either way that ain't my scene
This made me laugh lol I agree with this 100%!
I was out in Brum last Friday I put a meet up on here well in advance..zero interest!
So went out and (by my standards) we had quite a lot of fellas chatting and flirting and had a great night so next time won't bother putting a meet on here it was a waste of time x
It was a good night out and one of them was quite cute, but I was too d*unk, just wanted to dance!! "
Can't fault Birmingham at all,friendly people (fit men) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz
i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles
I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best
think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing
I won't tie ya..... fuzz will! He's got skills.
he just likes my hair "
Which I can also tie
Fuzz |
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By *im_66Woman
over a year ago
Bradford |
Agree with most above.
For just sex, could probably get within the hour...
BUT to fulfil the rest of my "picky me" criteria, much, much longer. I prefer a social first anyway.
Clubs are a good idea if I felt the sudden urge. |
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Personally I wouldn't bother. And I most certainly couldn't use Fab to find it. If I was that desperate to have sex than I'd probably have to go somewhere where it would cost me for the priviledge. And that would be soul destroying and pointless for me personally. I don't care for sex just for the sake of it. And that's the reason why I don't seek that out those sorts of meets on Fab.
I need something more substantial, more fulfilling. And sure, that is incredibly difficult to find on Fab (or anywhere else) but that's what I seek, so there is no alternative. But when you find what you're looking for (whatever that may be) it is such a fantastic feeling and so worth it, and you forget about all the crap you may have had to endure to get there. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Following for research purposes.
I have heard that when in pursuit of a liason it is advantageous during negotiations to inform the ladies that you have rather large stocks of moist baked products."
Did someone hint on CAKE!? I am coming over straight away... Make mine a chocolate brownie! |
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz
i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles
I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best
think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing
I won't tie ya..... fuzz will! He's got skills.
he just likes my hair
Which I can also tie
Fuzz"
no bugger is tying me anywhere |
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I like how a lot of you think it's easy! As a single bloke with my own business and living out in the countryside plus I don't drink so pubs are a rarity, I have little time to meet singletons in my local area. There are other sites on the web I can use but easy?? No I don't think so |
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"I like how a lot of you think it's easy! As a single bloke with my own business and living out in the countryside plus I don't drink so pubs are a rarity, I have little time to meet singletons in my local area. There are other sites on the web I can use but easy?? No I don't think so"
its not fab thats not easy for you - its your lack of time and your way of life - |
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I could probably have a guy here within half an hour.
To find a guy I feel a connection with who turns me on intellectually as well as physically? I can't really put a time on that. |
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz
i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles
I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best
think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing
I won't tie ya..... fuzz will! He's got skills.
he just likes my hair
Which I can also tie
Fuzz
no bugger is tying me anywhere "
*Sulkily packs rope away*
Fuzz |
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"Near impossible, I'm really more of a second impression kind of guy.
What's your impression of pirates? For research purposes of course.
Ooohhh arrrg! Me 'artys!
Sorry guys had to get in there with that one
Fuzz
i have to worry with peachy pirate and poles
I know my way around a pole Nanny I learned from the best
think i might lose nanny rights though if im tied to the bloody thing
I won't tie ya..... fuzz will! He's got skills.
he just likes my hair
Which I can also tie
Fuzz
no bugger is tying me anywhere
*Sulkily packs rope away*
Fuzz "
dont take it personally - its a real trust issue for me and a claustrophobic/trapped thing i have |
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"Ok...I have put a meet up for research purposes.
Wish me luck
*logs off for the rest of the day
Brave . Delete button at the ready when you log back in
What have I done?! "
Erm. Opened up the floodgates. Can we have an update later? I'd message you privately but doubt you'll see it through the masses |
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"Actually, let's put it to the test.
Anyone want a bit of slap and tickle with me right NOW?
Apply within
Great news, had a PM from from a PM - Tony & Cherie. I've pulled. OP, in answer to your question. It's easy "
They will want a fee |
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"I would advertise a meet or my status would say 'who wants to fuck me?'
Guaranteed a fuck "
Wouldn't it be easier to open the window and shout...
HELLO SAILOR |
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"Dunno I just want some good sex
Nah not even fussed for that.
#vagcoma
I might be tempted to go buy a cake.
Maybe..."
I had the most enormous slice of bread pudding from the local baker yesterday. A whole 89p and dense enough to sink ducks. |
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"Dunno I just want some good sex
Nah not even fussed for that.
#vagcoma
I might be tempted to go buy a cake.
Maybe...
Coffee and cake
Maybe I will bake a cake.
"
I'm off for Krispy kremes |
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"Finding a fuck;seconds! Finding someone I want to fuck who also wants to fuck me; one or two may come along in a year! "
Apart from "seconds". I related to this one myself most. |
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"Dunno I just want some good sex
Nah not even fussed for that.
#vagcoma
I might be tempted to go buy a cake.
Maybe...
Coffee and cake
Maybe I will bake a cake.
"
I have coffee frothy one with oat milk though I can supply cow juice |
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"I'd just FAF every profile within 10 miles, and then take my pick.
Bitches love FAF messages. "
I thought bitches loved cake. People change the rules all the time here. |
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"I'd just FAF every profile within 10 miles, and then take my pick.
Bitches love FAF messages.
I thought bitches loved cake. People change the rules all the time here. "
that's the trouble with bitches - fickle |
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"Dunno I just want some good sex
Nah not even fussed for that.
#vagcoma
I might be tempted to go buy a cake.
Maybe...
Coffee and cake
Maybe I will bake a cake.
I have coffee frothy one with oat milk though I can supply cow juice "
I will bring cake then |
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"I'd just FAF every profile within 10 miles, and then take my pick.
Bitches love FAF messages.
I thought bitches loved cake. People change the rules all the time here. that's the trouble with bitches - fickle "
Yes. Yes you are. |
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I usually get asap requests from couples at the wknd, however my single meets are done the usual way, message, exchange face pics, then phone numbers or kik and eventually meet.
Usually life in general gets in the way of asap meets, for example day time meets..... sorry no can do as I work. |
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"I'd just FAF every profile within 10 miles, and then take my pick.
Bitches love FAF messages.
I thought bitches loved cake. People change the rules all the time here.
"
i dont do cake - but i nab them and save them for the youngun |
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"I got more chance of meeting tony blair lol
Is he on here too...wonder if there's a fee in it for him
He might be here with his wife, they could be swingers lol."
I reckon it is free for the remainers. |
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It's easy to get sex, even if I just write on my status that I have a free house, which I do for my Friends so they know, I will get 50+ offers from randoms. But it's not what I want. I just want to meet my friends but that seems to now be virtually impossible! I've been off work for nearly 7 months and had very few sex meets. I spend way, way too much time chatting in the Forums and, actually, it's becoming a little boring. I'm too far away from clubs, no one has parties and the area I live in is mainly army and most of them just want a lunchtime shag which is not what I want. I need longer than 10mins for it to be worth the effort.
This should have been written tomorrow as a bit rant, but I've answered the question asked.
Yes, easy peasy to get sex
No, near on impossible to arrange quality, good sex! |
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It took me 4 years to get a meet with a woman or couple on here. My veris came from a previous site. I was so shocked I decided to stop meeting after a couple more socials |
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I'm gagging for a shagging at the moment. I could summon up a parade of penises (not pussy, single women are near on impossible as I'm sure most men here are aware) but would I want to bonk any of them? Unlikely.
There's a whole lot of sex admin to wade through before finding the right candidates for the job |
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"It took me 4 years to get a meet with a woman or couple on here. My veris came from a previous site. I was so shocked I decided to stop meeting after a couple more socials "
I'll add if I wanted to meet for NSA sex then I'd have more success Waiting for Godot |
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Finding someone for just a quickie would be easy.
Problem is people have the perception that swingers will jump into bed with anyone.
We prefer to know more before we decide to invite them to join us.
There are clues in our profile. |
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"Finding someone for just a quickie would be easy.
Problem is people have the perception that swingers will jump into bed with anyone.
We prefer to know more before we decide to invite them to join us.
There are clues in our profile."
I bet you still get messages from unsuitable guys. |
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"Finding someone for just a quickie would be easy.
Problem is people have the perception that swingers will jump into bed with anyone.
We prefer to know more before we decide to invite them to join us.
There are clues in our profile.
I bet you still get messages from unsuitable guys. "
If your a golfer, message them. I dare you! |
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"Finding someone for just a quickie would be easy.
Problem is people have the perception that swingers will jump into bed with anyone.
We prefer to know more before we decide to invite them to join us.
There are clues in our profile.
I bet you still get messages from unsuitable guys. "
1 or 2, lol |
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"Finding someone for just a quickie would be easy.
Problem is people have the perception that swingers will jump into bed with anyone.
We prefer to know more before we decide to invite them to join us.
There are clues in our profile.
I bet you still get messages from unsuitable guys.
If your a golfer, message them. I dare you! "
Or if you are a footie fan too, not a chance. |
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"Finding someone for just a quickie would be easy.
Problem is people have the perception that swingers will jump into bed with anyone.
We prefer to know more before we decide to invite them to join us.
There are clues in our profile.
I bet you still get messages from unsuitable guys.
If your a golfer, message them. I dare you!
Or if you are a footie fan too, not a chance."
What about mid-season.? |
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"Finding someone for just a quickie would be easy.
Problem is people have the perception that swingers will jump into bed with anyone.
We prefer to know more before we decide to invite them to join us.
There are clues in our profile.
I bet you still get messages from unsuitable guys.
If your a golfer, message them. I dare you!
Or if you are a footie fan too, not a chance.
What about mid-season.? "
At no point lol.
Mind you shouldn't always judge the book by its cover. |
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I think the chemistry has to be there in the first place,and yes I'm a man but I don't jump into bed with anyone,if I chat to someone and get on well with all sort of chat in general.and sex isn't everything,then all been well a social may come eventually,I chat to lots of people on here but most of them are miles away but I know I could get socials meets ect cos there really is some lovely genuine peeps on here |
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One can get a shag within the hour ...
But it's probably not with a person that one really wants to meet.
I'm really super slow to get the reality to happen, so I'd guess 1 week if I put the pressure on to myself, filtering out the unmatched and finding availability |
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No idea. I'm a little odd in that I'm not actually here for NSA sex so I've not tried to have any. There have been offers though but they could have been from guys with no intention of taking it any further than chat... |
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"No idea. I'm a little odd in that I'm not actually here for NSA sex so I've not tried to have any. There have been offers though but they could have been from guys with no intention of taking it any further than chat... "
Try me then xx |
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