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In 1923, jockey Frank Hayes won a race at Belmont Park in New York despite being dead — he suffered a heart attack mid-race, but his body stayed in the saddle until his horse crossed the line for a 20–1 outsider victory......
Female kangaroos have three vaginas......
The northern leopard frog swallows its prey using its eyes — it uses them to help push food down its throat by retracting them into its head....
A “jiffy” is the scientific name for 1/100th of a second....
Well it beats the fuck,snog,bollox threads
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There is a snake, called the boomslang, whose venom causes you to bleed out from every orifice on your body. You may even turn blue from internal bleeding, and it can take up to 5 days to die from the bleeding. |
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111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 |
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"There is a snake, called the boomslang, whose venom causes you to bleed out from every orifice on your body. You may even turn blue from internal bleeding, and it can take up to 5 days to die from the bleeding."
See... the forums are all fun, fun, fun   |
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By *orum TrollWoman
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some female insects have developed fake vaginas to that when male insects try to impregnate them (and they don't want their genes) they can offer them the fake vagina.
coz lady insects don't have the right to say no or be picky.
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"There is a snake, called the boomslang, whose venom causes you to bleed out from every orifice on your body. You may even turn blue from internal bleeding, and it can take up to 5 days to die from the bleeding.
See... the forums are all fun, fun, fun "
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"some female insects have developed fake vaginas to that when male insects try to impregnate them (and they don't want their genes) they can offer them the fake vagina.
coz lady insects don't have the right to say no or be picky.
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Lets not take this thread down the wrong road... |
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"some female insects have developed fake vaginas to that when male insects try to impregnate them (and they don't want their genes) they can offer them the fake vagina.
coz lady insects don't have the right to say no or be picky.
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Ever wonder where the phrase “It’s raining cats and dogs” comes from? In the 17th century many homeless cats and dogs would drown and float down the streets of England, making it look like it literally rained cats and dogs. |
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"some female insects have developed fake vaginas to that when male insects try to impregnate them (and they don't want their genes) they can offer them the fake vagina.
coz lady insects don't have the right to say no or be picky.
Useful "
insects are really interesting.  |
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"Women have twice as many pain receptors on their body than men. But a much higher pain tolerance
Im sure someone will have a comment about that fact"
i will comment.
this is a myth. we do not have a higher tolerance for pain, this was made up so that medicine could save money on painkillers. it was also 'thought' ethnic minorities had the same low tolerance as well. |
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"some female insects have developed fake vaginas to that when male insects try to impregnate them (and they don't want their genes) they can offer them the fake vagina.
coz lady insects don't have the right to say no or be picky.
Useful
insects are really interesting. "
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders. |
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"Women have twice as many pain receptors on their body than men. But a much higher pain tolerance
Im sure someone will have a comment about that fact
i will comment.
this is a myth. we do not have a higher tolerance for pain, this was made up so that medicine could save money on painkillers. it was also 'thought' ethnic minorities had the same low tolerance as well."
In the interest of keeping the peace,and the fact that iv got to go back to work"i believe you" |
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"some female insects have developed fake vaginas to that when male insects try to impregnate them (and they don't want their genes) they can offer them the fake vagina.
coz lady insects don't have the right to say no or be picky.
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insects are really interesting.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders."
those insects are dumb then.
in poor areas they actually eat insects coz they are plentiful. i've seen videos of kids capturing ants or using pans to collect flies and turn them into a tasty paste. high in protein apparently too. |
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"some female insects have developed fake vaginas to that when male insects try to impregnate them (and they don't want their genes) they can offer them the fake vagina.
coz lady insects don't have the right to say no or be picky.
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I need to get myself one of them fake vaginas. |
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"Ever wonder where the phrase “It’s raining cats and dogs” comes from? In the 17th century many homeless cats and dogs would drown and float down the streets of England, making it look like it literally rained cats and dogs."
Actually it's because many slept in thatch roofs and when it rained they got washed out... |
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"some female insects have developed fake vaginas to that when male insects try to impregnate them (and they don't want their genes) they can offer them the fake vagina.
coz lady insects don't have the right to say no or be picky.
I need to get myself one of them fake vaginas."
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"If you eat your crusts your hair will curl
I thought it put hair in your chest?
Curly hair maybe? 
If not, could you make mine curl?  "
I could make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up |
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"If you eat your crusts your hair will curl
I thought it put hair in your chest?
Curly hair maybe?
If not, could you make mine curl?
I could make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up "
I could make your toes curl. |
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"If you eat your crusts your hair will curl
I thought it put hair in your chest?
Curly hair maybe?
If not, could you make mine curl?
I could make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up
I could make your toes curl. "
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I now know where the term 'in a jiffy' comes from 
