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You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties. What lyric/song title applies to you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And what better place to be.

Ive started out reasonably shallow, but what song lyric/title applies to you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can try hard don't mean a thing

Take it easy and then your jive will swing

It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it

And that's what gets results ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont want to be, all by myself,

dont want to be, all by myself,

dont want to be, all by myyyyyyyyyself

AAANNNYYYMMMOOOORRRREEE!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's a little song I wrote

You might want to sing it note for note

Don't worry be happy

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Just one more word and I'm gonna explode,

I'm gonna self combust,

I'm gonna blow up the world.

Just one more look,

You're gonna cross the line,

I mean over the edge,

You're on thin black ice.

Oooh, there's a little bit of psycho in me I confess,

Why'd you wanna pick on me and not the rest?

Does it make you feel big?

Does it make you feel better?

So tell me how's the weather?

If I just had a little more time,

I'd get some duck tape and silverware,

Oh if I just had a little more time:

I'd show you the world is so much better when you find you don't fit,

There's a ladder in your tights,

Who gives a fuck,

If whoops you aint shiny and perfect.

There's a ladder in my tights and that's the way,

Uhuh, I like it, and that's the way I feel about it,

You'll be trying to hitch a ride with me, when it finally hits you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

With just one more push trying to make me your clone,

Marking me outta ten for the label on my clothes.

Just one more squack and I'm gonna hit back,

I'm gonna burn down your house in a heated attack.

Oooh, there's a little bit of devil in me I confess,

Cos you wanna pick on me and not the rest.

If I had just a little more time,

Does it make you feel big,

Does it make you feel better?

So tell me how's the weather?

If I just had a little more time,

I'd get some c4 and dynamite,

Oh if I just had a little more time:

I'd show you the world is so much better when you find you don't fit,

There's a ladder in your tights

Who gives a fuck,

If whoops you aint shiny and perfect.

There's a ladder in my tights and that's the way,

Uhuh, I like it, and that's the way I feel about it,

You'll be trying to hitch a ride with me.

Hey, you will all be coming round,

With the time that you've found yourself,

Free yourself from the crowd.

Yeah, the world is so much better when you find you don't fit,

There's a ladder in your tights

Who gives a fuck,

If whoops you aint shiny and perfect.

There's a ladder in my tights and that's the way,

Uhuh, I like it, and that's the way I feel about it.

World is so much better when you find you don't fit,

There's a ladder in my tights,

Who gives a fuck,

If whoops you aint shiny and perfect.

There's a ladder in my tights and that's the way,

Uhuh, I like it, and that's the way I feel about it,

You'll be trying to hitch a ride with me, when it finally hits you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty tied up - guns n roses

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a staight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a staight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me...."

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By *aul1973HullMan over a year ago

East Hull

Guns n roses - Paradise City (Hull Remix)

Take me down to the cultural city

where the tramps smoke green

And the working girls think they're pretty

Oh won't you please take me home!...

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a staight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me...."

I see a little silhouette of a man

Send a message, send a message

Can I lick your fandango?

Penis pics no lighting

Very very frightening

Me send a mail send a mail send a mail

Get a no get a no-o-o-o-o

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a staight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

I see a little silhouette of a man

Send a message, send a message

Can I lick your fandango?

Penis pics no lighting

Very very frightening

Me send a mail send a mail send a mail

Get a no get a no-o-o-o-o

"

Ahhhhhh I just pee'd

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm over you ...get under me

The blossoms

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Ne ne na na

Na na noo noo

Nicholas Parsons ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a staight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

I see a little silhouette of a man

Send a message, send a message

Can I lick your fandango?

Penis pics no lighting

Very very frightening

Me send a mail send a mail send a mail

Get a no get a no-o-o-o-o

"

I'm just a "small" boy

no body fabs me.

He's just a small boy with a small gallery,

sparing your eyes from the cock monstrosity.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The locked embrace,

stumble round

I say go,

she says yes

Dim the lights you can guess the rest

Oh, catch that buzz

Love is the drug I'm thinking of

Oh, can't you see

Love is the drug, got hookin' me

Oh, catch that buzz

Love is the drug I'm thinking of

Oh, can't you see

Love is the drug for me

Sexy tune

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a staight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

I see a little silhouette of a man

Send a message, send a message

Can I lick your fandango?

Penis pics no lighting

Very very frightening

Me send a mail send a mail send a mail

Get a no get a no-o-o-o-o

I'm just a "small" boy

no body fabs me.

He's just a small boy with a small gallery,

sparing your eyes from the cock monstrosity."

What are you like hahahahaaaa

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

Miss Lucifer....of course!

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By *s_macWoman over a year ago

Traffic land

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a staight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

I see a little silhouette of a man

Send a message, send a message

Can I lick your fandango?

Penis pics no lighting

Very very frightening

Me send a mail send a mail send a mail

Get a no get a no-o-o-o-o

I'm just a "small" boy

no body fabs me.

He's just a small boy with a small gallery,

sparing your eyes from the cock monstrosity."

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a staight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

I see a little silhouette of a man

Send a message, send a message

Can I lick your fandango?

Penis pics no lighting

Very very frightening

Me send a mail send a mail send a mail

Get a no get a no-o-o-o-o

I'm just a "small" boy

no body fabs me.

He's just a small boy with a small gallery,

sparing your eyes from the cock monstrosity."

Quickly cums, quickly goes - will you give his cock a blow?

Please will ya? No! We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Will not give you a blow

Will not give you a blow

(NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE YOU A BLOW-OW-OW-OW)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no

Oh single lady, single lady (single lady please a blow)

Has no-one put a blowjob aside for me? For me? FOR ME?!!

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By *tockportChapMan over a year ago

Stockport Centre

And I've been known to be quite handsome,

At a certain angle, in a certain light.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a staight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

"

Mama, I just wanked a man

Pulled the trigger hit my head

Didn't even reach the bed

Mama I had just begun

And now I've gone and blown it all away

Mama ooooooo, I didn't mean to make it fly

If I'd held it back some more I could have been covered and carried on, carried on....cos cum it really splatters

Too late because I've just cum

Sent shivers down my spine

Cos I'm wanking all the time.

Mama I had just begun

But now Ive gone and blown it all way

Mama oo oo oo oo

I don't wanna cry

I sometimes wish I not joined Fab at all.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a staight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

I see a little silhouette of a man

Send a message, send a message

Can I lick your fandango?

Penis pics no lighting

Very very frightening

Me send a mail send a mail send a mail

Get a no get a no-o-o-o-o

I'm just a "small" boy

no body fabs me.

He's just a small boy with a small gallery,

sparing your eyes from the cock monstrosity.

Quickly cums, quickly goes - will you give his cock a blow?

Please will ya? No! We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Will not give you a blow

Will not give you a blow

(NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE YOU A BLOW-OW-OW-OW)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no

Oh single lady, single lady (single lady please a blow)

Has no-one put a blowjob aside for me? For me? FOR ME?!!

"

*air guitars round the forums*

\m/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a staight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

I see a little silhouette of a man

Send a message, send a message

Can I lick your fandango?

Penis pics no lighting

Very very frightening

Me send a mail send a mail send a mail

Get a no get a no-o-o-o-o

I'm just a "small" boy

no body fabs me.

He's just a small boy with a small gallery,

sparing your eyes from the cock monstrosity.

What are you like hahahahaaaa"

haha love it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye "

and you think you can block me and that makes me cry??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye

and you think you can block me and that makes me cry??"

Oh baby don't do this to me baby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I get a little yum yum kitty kitty

Just a little sumthin sumthin itty bitty

Do you wanna get triple x groovie

Gimme gimme some of that kinda movie

And let me spin ya like a record wicky wicky

Let me get you butt naked licky licky

Here we go yo here’s the scenario

Gonna strip you down like a car in the barrio

Sorry. You did ask

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The Dobbie Brothers..What a fool believes

XXX

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye

and you think you can block me and that makes me cry??

Oh baby don't do this to me baby"

I gotta meet now,

meet now and wank in your ear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pretty Vacant - Sex Pistols

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I like Penis and aardvarks, I like to walk in the rain.

OK it my be a miss heard lyric

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"You could probably say I'm difficult.

I probably talk too much.

I over analyze and overthink things.

Yes, it's a nasty crutch.

I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking

So that I can.

Concerning two-way streets, I have to say

That I am not a fan.

But I am the greatest motherfucker

That you're ever gonna meet

From the top of my head

Down to the tips of the toes on my feet.

So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime,

And don't forget you could be laughing

65 percent more of the time.

You could be laughing

65 percent more of the time.

Half of the time I think I'm in some movie.

I play the underdog of course.

I wonder who they'll get to play me.

Maybe they could dig up Richard Burton's corpse.

I am not who you think I am.

I am quite angry--which I barely can conceal.

You think I hate myself, but it's you I hate

Because you have the nerve to make me feel.

But I am the greatest motherfucker

That you're ever gonna meet

From the top of my head

Down to the tips of the toes on my feet.

So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime,

And don't forget you could be laughing

65 percent more of the time.

You could be laughing

65 percent more of the time.

I should've practiced my scales.

I should not be attracted to males.

But you said that I should learn to love myself.

Well, make up your mind, Dr. Frankenstein.

'Cause I am the greatest motherfucker

That you're ever gonna meet

From the top of my head

Down to the tips of the toes on my feet.

So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime,

And don't forget you could be laughing

65 percent more of the time.

You could be laughing

63 percent more of the time.

You could be laughing

25 percent more of the time."

Ask me again tomorrow and it'll be a totally different tune though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Please allow me to introduce myself,

I'm a man of wealth and taste

Or

On a gathering storm comes

A tall handsome man

In a dusty black coat with

A red right hand

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

This bed is on fire with passionate love.

The neighbours complain 'bout the noises above but she only comes when she on top.

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"This bed is on fire with passionate love.

The neighbours complain 'bout the noises above but she only comes when she on top.

"

Notice you didn't mention the "kitchen knives and skewers" bit!!

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By *ik MMan over a year ago

Lancashire

A rush of blood is not enough, I need my feelings set on fire.

I Dare You by The XX

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"This bed is on fire with passionate love.

The neighbours complain 'bout the noises above but she only comes when she on top.

Notice you didn't mention the "kitchen knives and skewers" bit!!

"

I don't want to reveal too much

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By *ik MMan over a year ago

Lancashire

"This bed is on fire with passionate love.

The neighbours complain 'bout the noises above but she only comes when she on top.

Notice you didn't mention the "kitchen knives and skewers" bit!!

I don't want to reveal too much

"

You're like a disease without any cure? x

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By *erfumedpornovampireWoman over a year ago

Swindon

There's some things love won't allow

I held her hand but I don't hold it now

I don't know why and I don't know how

But she's nobody's baby now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thought it might be putting the whole of it together....

FabSingleMan Rhapsody

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a straight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

(Piano now playing with an air of desperation)

Mama, I just wanked a man

Pulled the trigger hit my head

Didn't even reach the bed

Mama I had just begun

And now I've gone and blown it all away

Mama ooooooo, I didn't mean to make it fly

If I'd held it back some more I could have been covered and carried on, carried on....cos cum it really splatters

Too late 'cause I've just cum

Sent shivers down my spine

'Cause I'm wanking all the time.

Mama I had just begun

But now I've gone and blown it all way

Mama oo oo oo oo

I don't wanna cry

I sometimes wish I not joined Fab at all.....

(OP Erratic Bit)

I see a little silhouette of a man

Send a message, send a message

Can I lick your fandango?

Penis pics no lighting

Very very frightening

Me send a mail send a mail send a mail

Get a no get a no-o-o-o-o

I'm just a "small" boy

no body fabs me.

He's just a small boy with a small gallery,

sparing your eyes from the cock monstrosity."

Quickly cums, quickly goes - will you give his cock a blow?

Please will ya? No! We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Will not give you a blow

Will not give you a blow

(NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE YOU A BLOW-OW-OW-OW)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no

Oh single lady, single lady (single lady please a blow)

Has no-one put a blowjob aside for me? For me? FOR ME?!!

(Frenetic playing on banjo strings bit)

"So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye

and you think you can block me and that makes me cry

Oh baby don't do this to me baby"

I gotta meet now,

meet now and wank in your ear

Courtesy of InfrequentDalliance, Gemini Man and Doc's Brainfarts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BITCH AINT 1 !!

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Killer Queen

Guaranteed to blow your mind....

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Thought it might be putting the whole of it together....

FabSingleMan Rhapsody

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a straight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

(Piano now playing with an air of desperation)

Mama, I just wanked a man

Pulled the trigger hit my head

Didn't even reach the bed

Mama I had just begun

And now I've gone and blown it all away

Mama ooooooo, I didn't mean to make it fly

If I'd held it back some more I could have been covered and carried on, carried on....cos cum it really splatters

Too late 'cause I've just cum

Sent shivers down my spine

'Cause I'm wanking all the time.

Mama I had just begun

But now I've gone and blown it all way

Mama oo oo oo oo

I don't wanna cry

I sometimes wish I not joined Fab at all.....

(OP Erratic Bit)

I see a little silhouette of a man

Send a message, send a message

Can I lick your fandango?

Penis pics no lighting

Very very frightening

Me send a mail send a mail send a mail

Get a no get a no-o-o-o-o

I'm just a "small" boy

no body fabs me.

He's just a small boy with a small gallery,

sparing your eyes from the cock monstrosity."

Quickly cums, quickly goes - will you give his cock a blow?

Please will ya? No! We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Will not give you a blow

Will not give you a blow

(NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE YOU A BLOW-OW-OW-OW)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no

Oh single lady, single lady (single lady please a blow)

Has no-one put a blowjob aside for me? For me? FOR ME?!!

(Frenetic playing on banjo strings bit)

"So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye

and you think you can block me and that makes me cry

Oh baby don't do this to me baby"

I gotta meet now,

meet now and wank in your ear

Courtesy of InfrequentDalliance, Gemini Man and Doc's Brainfarts"

Beat me to it Doc...too much time on our hands...now all we need is someone to sing it and upload it to YouTube and fame and fortune beckons!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Three,,,,is a magic number.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

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By *ildbillkidMan over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

People's parties -joni mitchell

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By *onny MCMan over a year ago

Crawley

"Thought it might be putting the whole of it together....

FabSingleMan Rhapsody

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a straight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

(Piano now playing with an air of desperation)

Mama, I just wanked a man

Pulled the trigger hit my head

Didn't even reach the bed

Mama I had just begun

And now I've gone and blown it all away

Mama ooooooo, I didn't mean to make it fly

If I'd held it back some more I could have been covered and carried on, carried on....cos cum it really splatters

Too late 'cause I've just cum

Sent shivers down my spine

'Cause I'm wanking all the time.

Mama I had just begun

But now I've gone and blown it all way

Mama oo oo oo oo

I don't wanna cry

I sometimes wish I not joined Fab at all.....

(OP Erratic Bit)

I see a little silhouette of a man

Send a message, send a message

Can I lick your fandango?

Penis pics no lighting

Very very frightening

Me send a mail send a mail send a mail

Get a no get a no-o-o-o-o

I'm just a "small" boy

no body fabs me.

He's just a small boy with a small gallery,

sparing your eyes from the cock monstrosity."

Quickly cums, quickly goes - will you give his cock a blow?

Please will ya? No! We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Will not give you a blow

Will not give you a blow

(NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE YOU A BLOW-OW-OW-OW)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no

Oh single lady, single lady (single lady please a blow)

Has no-one put a blowjob aside for me? For me? FOR ME?!!

(Frenetic playing on banjo strings bit)

"So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye

and you think you can block me and that makes me cry

Oh baby don't do this to me baby"

I gotta meet now,

meet now and wank in your ear

Courtesy of InfrequentDalliance, Gemini Man and Doc's Brainfarts"

Freddie Mercury would have found that hysterical, I'm sure of it.

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By *ingers xMan over a year ago

Staffordshire

For me Ice T 99 problems.

Btw you gota listen to it.

Obviously i dont think of women in that derogatory manner or tone.it just reminds me of fab times with GENUINE fabbers.

Listen x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do do do do. Dah Dah Dah dah.

Perfectly sums me up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought it might be putting the whole of it together....

FabSingleMan Rhapsody

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a straight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

(Piano now playing with an air of desperation)

Mama, I just wanked a man

Pulled the trigger hit my head

Didn't even reach the bed

Mama I had just begun

And now I've gone and blown it all away

Mama ooooooo, I didn't mean to make it fly

If I'd held it back some more I could have been covered and carried on, carried on....cos cum it really splatters

Too late 'cause I've just cum

Sent shivers down my spine

'Cause I'm wanking all the time.

Mama I had just begun

But now I've gone and blown it all way

Mama oo oo oo oo

I don't wanna cry

I sometimes wish I not joined Fab at all.....

(OP Erratic Bit)

I see a little silhouette of a man

Send a message, send a message

Can I lick your fandango?

Penis pics no lighting

Very very frightening

Me send a mail send a mail send a mail

Get a no get a no-o-o-o-o

I'm just a "small" boy

no body fabs me.

He's just a small boy with a small gallery,

sparing your eyes from the cock monstrosity."

Quickly cums, quickly goes - will you give his cock a blow?

Please will ya? No! We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Will not give you a blow

Will not give you a blow

(NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE YOU A BLOW-OW-OW-OW)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no

Oh single lady, single lady (single lady please a blow)

Has no-one put a blowjob aside for me? For me? FOR ME?!!

(Frenetic playing on banjo strings bit)

"So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye

and you think you can block me and that makes me cry

Oh baby don't do this to me baby"

I gotta meet now,

meet now and wank in your ear

Courtesy of InfrequentDalliance, Gemini Man and Doc's Brainfarts

Freddie Mercury would have found that hysterical, I'm sure of it.

"

Great teamwork Gemini and Doc!

Ooh yeah Ooh yeah

Genuine don't matter,

every fabber sees,

all that really matters, will you suck my penis for me....

Any way the cum blows...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

apologies for thread hogging

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"This bed is on fire with passionate love.

The neighbours complain 'bout the noises above but she only comes when she on top.

Notice you didn't mention the "kitchen knives and skewers" bit!!

I don't want to reveal too much

You're like a disease without any cure? x "

Riddled!

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By *ik MMan over a year ago

Lancashire

"This bed is on fire with passionate love.

The neighbours complain 'bout the noises above but she only comes when she on top.

Notice you didn't mention the "kitchen knives and skewers" bit!!

I don't want to reveal too much

You're like a disease without any cure? x

Riddled!

"

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By *udistnorthantsMan over a year ago

Desborough

After the state of my sofa, carpet and duvet during my last couple of meets it would have to be Marillion's Warm Wet Circles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's got cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooooooooooow oh!

This sex is on fire!

Time for a visit to the GUM clinic methinks!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"This bed is on fire with passionate love.

The neighbours complain 'bout the noises above but she only comes when she on top.

Notice you didn't mention the "kitchen knives and skewers" bit!!

I don't want to reveal too much

You're like a disease without any cure? x

Riddled!

"

There'll be no dressing me up in women's clothes though!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought it might be putting the whole of it together....

FabSingleMan Rhapsody

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a straight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

(Piano now playing with an air of desperation)

Mama, I just wanked a man

Pulled the trigger hit my head

Didn't even reach the bed

Mama I had just begun

And now I've gone and blown it all away

Mama ooooooo, I didn't mean to make it fly

If I'd held it back some more I could have been covered and carried on, carried on....cos cum it really splatters

Too late 'cause I've just cum

Sent shivers down my spine

'Cause I'm wanking all the time.

Mama I had just begun

But now I've gone and blown it all way

Mama oo oo oo oo

I don't wanna cry

I sometimes wish I not joined Fab at all.....

(OP Erratic Bit)

I see a little silhouette of a man

Send a message, send a message

Can I lick your fandango?

Penis pics no lighting

Very very frightening

Me send a mail send a mail send a mail

Get a no get a no-o-o-o-o

I'm just a "small" boy

no body fabs me.

He's just a small boy with a small gallery,

sparing your eyes from the cock monstrosity."

Quickly cums, quickly goes - will you give his cock a blow?

Please will ya? No! We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Will not give you a blow

Will not give you a blow

(NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE YOU A BLOW-OW-OW-OW)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no

Oh single lady, single lady (single lady please a blow)

Has no-one put a blowjob aside for me? For me? FOR ME?!!

(Frenetic playing on banjo strings bit)

"So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye

and you think you can block me and that makes me cry

Oh baby don't do this to me baby"

I gotta meet now,

meet now and wank in your ear

Courtesy of InfrequentDalliance, Gemini Man and Doc's Brainfarts

Freddie Mercury would have found that hysterical, I'm sure of it.

Great teamwork Gemini and Doc!

Ooh yeah Ooh yeah

Genuine don't matter,

every fabber sees,

all that really matters, will you suck my penis for me....

Any way the cum blows...

"

And now it is finished

High fives

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thought it might be putting the whole of it together....

FabSingleMan Rhapsody

"Is this the Fab Life?

Is this a fantasy?

Caught in a forum,

an escape from reality.

Open the page,

count up all your fabs and see....

I'm just a straight bloke,

begging for sympathy,

Because a message typed,

message go,

it is read,

delete - oh no

Any way the meets go,

doesn't really matter to me...

To me....

(Piano now playing with an air of desperation)

Mama, I just wanked a man

Pulled the trigger hit my head

Didn't even reach the bed

Mama I had just begun

And now I've gone and blown it all away

Mama ooooooo, I didn't mean to make it fly

If I'd held it back some more I could have been covered and carried on, carried on....cos cum it really splatters

Too late 'cause I've just cum

Sent shivers down my spine

'Cause I'm wanking all the time.

Mama I had just begun

But now I've gone and blown it all way

Mama oo oo oo oo

I don't wanna cry

I sometimes wish I not joined Fab at all.....

(OP Erratic Bit)

I see a little silhouette of a man

Send a message, send a message

Can I lick your fandango?

Penis pics no lighting

Very very frightening

Me send a mail send a mail send a mail

Get a no get a no-o-o-o-o

I'm just a "small" boy

no body fabs me.

He's just a small boy with a small gallery,

sparing your eyes from the cock monstrosity."

Quickly cums, quickly goes - will you give his cock a blow?

Please will ya? No! We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Please will ya? We will not give you a blow! (Give me a blow)

Will not give you a blow

Will not give you a blow

(NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER GIVE YOU A BLOW-OW-OW-OW)

No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no-no

Oh single lady, single lady (single lady please a blow)

Has no-one put a blowjob aside for me? For me? FOR ME?!!

(Frenetic playing on banjo strings bit)

"So you think you can fuck me and cum in my eye

and you think you can block me and that makes me cry

Oh baby don't do this to me baby"

I gotta meet now,

meet now and wank in your ear

Courtesy of InfrequentDalliance, Gemini Man and Doc's Brainfarts

Freddie Mercury would have found that hysterical, I'm sure of it.

Great teamwork Gemini and Doc!

Ooh yeah Ooh yeah

Genuine don't matter,

every fabber sees,

all that really matters, will you suck my penis for me....

Any way the cum blows...

And now it is finished

High fives

"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rolling Stones, (I can't get no) satisfaction.

Sums me up atm.

I don't think there's a song called piss you off before I go go.

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