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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""...stunning"
So boring!!"
That's a stock reaction when I see a beautiful woman for the first time. I topped this once when I uttered the words 'fuck god'. Those words left my mouth when I saw her naked .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Off the back of my name, I get the same messages over and over..
"What flavour milf shake are you" and my absolute humdinger total I've-never-heard-that-before...
"Does your milfshake bring all the boys to the yard"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'Get in the van'"
Does that go with the " does this taste like rohipnol to you" or the "does this smell like chloroform"
But yea
I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!
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