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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So just post any you've heard/read that you think are funny I'll start

I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I said this recently.

You look delicious. Your hair is a frame for those eyes I love looking into. And your smile is like the artists signature.

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull


"I said this recently.

You look delicious. Your hair is a frame for those eyes I love looking into. And your smile is like the artists signature.

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Wow, I almost got my coat!

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By *isaB45Woman  over a year ago

Fabville

"...stunning"

So boring!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Get in the van'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

FAF

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""...stunning"

So boring!!"

That's a stock reaction when I see a beautiful woman for the first time. I topped this once when I uttered the words 'fuck god'. Those words left my mouth when I saw her naked .

It's lucky I'm not religious. Even more lucky she's not.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Off the back of my name, I get the same messages over and over..

"What flavour milf shake are you" and my absolute humdinger total I've-never-heard-that-before...

"Does your milfshake bring all the boys to the yard"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"'Get in the van'"

Does that go with the " does this taste like rohipnol to you" or the "does this smell like chloroform"

But yea

I blame you for global warming... your hotness is too much for the planet to handle!

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