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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in bed and i'm sure someone nearby is having sex. I can hear what sounds like a mature woman making intermittent squealing noises.
I did think it was a cuckoo or a pigeon but they'd be asleep?
Anyway, 123 and back in the room... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it. 
Don't insult Bulldogs like that please 
 did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?
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Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there |
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"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.
Don't insult Bulldogs like that please
did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?
Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it"
Well yeah, I was having a curry and you were getting dog shit on toast so that could be true. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there"
Go on, then. I think you might be on to something with this idea.
Dragon's Den that shit.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.
Don't insult Bulldogs like that please
did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?
Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it"
 ooooo burn  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there
Go on, then. I think you might be on to something with this idea.
Dragon's Den that shit. "
Aye was just thinking that. No pumping involved just get the fry up on n iron my shirts. Could go a fry up the noo |
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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago
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"Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there"
that's your mum you're thinking of.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.
Don't insult Bulldogs like that please
did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?
Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it
Well yeah, I was having a curry and you were getting dog shit on toast so that could be true."
In terms of your cooking, what's the difference between the two? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you had seen me at 7am dragging my broken body out of bed before work with hair like a burnt bush and a face like thunder and needing a poo then stunning nooooooo you would be done under the trades description act for that word x |
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"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.
Don't insult Bulldogs like that please
did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?
Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it
Well yeah, I was having a curry and you were getting dog shit on toast so that could be true.
In terms of your cooking, what's the difference between the two? "
One comes with granary bread the other with a naan |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there
that's your mum you're thinking of.
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Say it in a language he understands. "yer maw"  |
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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago
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"Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there
that's your mum you're thinking of.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there
Go on, then. I think you might be on to something with this idea.
Dragon's Den that shit.
Aye was just thinking that. No pumping involved just get the fry up on n iron my shirts. Could go a fry up the noo"
Could us women get the same? I'd like a guy who wants to cook for me and do my laundry. No pumping, of course. You'll have to include that in your pitch - it'll double your potential market. Just think of the revenue! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.
Don't insult Bulldogs like that please
did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?
Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it
Well yeah, I was having a curry and you were getting dog shit on toast so that could be true.
In terms of your cooking, what's the difference between the two?
One comes with granary bread the other with a naan "
It's ok, I'll starve, the stomach pains will be less severe |
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"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.
Don't insult Bulldogs like that please
did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?
Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it
Well yeah, I was having a curry and you were getting dog shit on toast so that could be true.
In terms of your cooking, what's the difference between the two?
One comes with granary bread the other with a naan
It's ok, I'll starve, the stomach pains will be less severe "
Probably best, don't want you sharting again.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wish someone would invent a fab kind of site for horny hoose wife's what want to make young studs a fry up do their washing n that, just thinking that there
Go on, then. I think you might be on to something with this idea.
Dragon's Den that shit.
Aye was just thinking that. No pumping involved just get the fry up on n iron my shirts. Could go a fry up the noo
Could us women get the same? I'd like a guy who wants to cook for me and do my laundry. No pumping, of course. You'll have to include that in your pitch - it'll double your potential market. Just think of the revenue!"
Aye it would be for men and women like if your a guy even if your no gay you could get a guy roon to do your gutters n that if your feart of heights. You's will no be laughing when am sitting in my yacht in the Bahamas self made millionaire with my idea hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.
Don't insult Bulldogs like that please
did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?
Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it
Well yeah, I was having a curry and you were getting dog shit on toast so that could be true.
In terms of your cooking, what's the difference between the two?
One comes with granary bread the other with a naan
It's ok, I'll starve, the stomach pains will be less severe
Probably best, don't want you sharting again. "
Ok you win |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am no the judgemental type but am no intae inbreeding, fried breed aye maw pumping naw
I think fried bread is just as much a "naw" as maw pumping 
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No in a breakfast out of Morrisons its 10/10 am going there for a munch as soon as the Suns up |
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"The make up helps. I'm a bulldog chewing a wasp without it.
Don't insult Bulldogs like that please
did you want your dinner with the arsenic mixed in or as a side order?
Don't bother with the arsenic, your food is bad enough to kill me without it
Well yeah, I was having a curry and you were getting dog shit on toast so that could be true.
In terms of your cooking, what's the difference between the two?
One comes with granary bread the other with a naan
It's ok, I'll starve, the stomach pains will be less severe
Probably best, don't want you sharting again.
Ok you win"
Naturally |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Am no the judgemental type but am no intae inbreeding, fried breed aye maw pumping naw
I think fried bread is just as much a "naw" as maw pumping
No in a breakfast out of Morrisons its 10/10 am going there for a munch as soon as the Suns up "
Morrison's Cafe actually does decent food. But fried bread isn't fit to be called food, so..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Am no the judgemental type but am no intae inbreeding, fried breed aye maw pumping naw
I think fried bread is just as much a "naw" as maw pumping
No in a breakfast out of Morrisons its 10/10 am going there for a munch as soon as the Suns up
Morrison's Cafe actually does decent food. But fried bread isn't fit to be called food, so....."
Am from Glasgow we fry everything, nothing like a bit of load sOaked in grease am away to my bed Noo im mad Wae it n its better I crash out now than stoat downstairs and stick the frying pan on n set fire to the hoose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you look in the English dictionary stunning means-I want to say that to you on fab and have sex with you and then never speak to you again and also call 2000000000 other girls stunning to do the same to them lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Am no the judgemental type but am no intae inbreeding, fried breed aye maw pumping naw
I think fried bread is just as much a "naw" as maw pumping
No in a breakfast out of Morrisons its 10/10 am going there for a munch as soon as the Suns up
Morrison's Cafe actually does decent food. But fried bread isn't fit to be called food, so.....
Am from Glasgow we fry everything, nothing like a bit of load sOaked in grease am away to my bed Noo im mad Wae it n its better I crash out now than stoat downstairs and stick the frying pan on n set fire to the hoose "
Let me bump it for you kid give it the kiss of life.
So much to learn still young Jedi |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm in bed and i'm sure someone nearby is having sex. I can hear what sounds like a mature woman making intermittent squealing noises.
I did think it was a cuckoo or a pigeon but they'd be asleep?
Anyway, 123 and back in the room..."
You're 123! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You don't even know me.
Sure I have George Clooney good looks, I'm a cheeky chap and I'm generally reasonably popular in the kitchen at parties; but I think you're a little forward. |
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