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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston

As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

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By *elloIntrigueMan  over a year ago

North West UK


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you "

Just thinking if it was spiders in my room, would that be a web of intrigue?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Just thinking if it was spiders in my room, would that be a web of intrigue?

"

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Just thinking if it was spiders in my room, would that be a web of intrigue?

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Baaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's sheep in moomin valley

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Baaaaa"

You'll need to explain that one

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I went to school with a girl that looked like a moomin

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By *elloIntrigueMan  over a year ago

North West UK

Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you "

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

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By *elloIntrigueMan  over a year ago

North West UK


"I went to school with a girl that looked like a moomin"

I remember those...

haha

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"I went to school with a girl that looked like a moomin"

that's a very unfortunate look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x "

This one is one of those big spindly legged things

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By *elloIntrigueMan  over a year ago

North West UK


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x "

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

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By *elloIntrigueMan  over a year ago

North West UK


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

This one is one of those big spindly legged things"

Interestingly the 1980s song that my amazon echo is playing at the moment is "I'm coming out" by Diana Ross... haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Helloooo

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

I'm feeling rather melancholy

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I'm feeling rather melancholy "

Oh heck why's that lovely? x

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Evening all! "

Hello lovely. Good trip?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all!

Hello lovely. Good trip? "

Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm feeling rather melancholy

Oh heck why's that lovely? x"

I don't know

I've been very lazy today and it's probably that.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Evening all!

Hello lovely. Good trip?

Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man. "

Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Evening all!

Hello lovely. Good trip? "

Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"I'm feeling rather melancholy

Oh heck why's that lovely? x

I don't know

I've been very lazy today and it's probably that. "

Yes it can make you like that x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all!

Hello lovely. Good trip?

Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man.

Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure "

Bitch. Go bite an ankle.

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By *elloIntrigueMan  over a year ago

North West UK


"I'm feeling rather melancholy "

Hello Princess Peach I know its not the thread but can I send you a few smiles?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all!

Hello lovely. Good trip?

Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany "

Its so different, nothing like ive ever come across!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Evening all!

Hello lovely. Good trip?

Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man.

Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure

Bitch. Go bite an ankle."

Prefer a kneecap at a stretch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey up

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I'm feeling rather melancholy

Hello Princess Peach I know its not the thread but can I send you a few smiles? "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Am I the only one who thinks Jonny is just a puppet that is remotely controlled by a ventriloquist .

The guy is well creepy

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By *elloIntrigueMan  over a year ago

North West UK


"Hey up "

Hello hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all!

Hello lovely. Good trip?

Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man.

Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure

Bitch. Go bite an ankle.

Prefer a kneecap at a stretch "

Sure someone could give you a boost!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I went to school with a girl that looked like a moomin

that's a very unfortunate look"

but remembered unlike some others im guessing

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Evening all!

Hello lovely. Good trip?

Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany

Its so different, nothing like ive ever come across! "

I love Germany

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Evening all!

Hello lovely. Good trip?

Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man.

Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure

Bitch. Go bite an ankle.

Prefer a kneecap at a stretch

Sure someone could give you a boost!"

Or one of those steps used for toilet training would be just the job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Am I the only one who thinks Jonny is just a puppet that is remotely controlled by a ventriloquist .

The guy is well creepy "

Word bruh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

This one is one of those big spindly legged things"

I find a rolled up newspaper is the most effective weapon. X

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Oi oi

Just about to watch love island in catch up so don't ruin it for me you lot

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Oi oi

Just about to watch love island in catch up so don't ruin it for me you lot"

She won.

I have no idea, I've never watched an episode in my life.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Evening all!

Hello lovely. Good trip?

Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany

Its so different, nothing like ive ever come across!

I love Germany "

So do I. I grew up in Germany.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Evening all!

Hello lovely. Good trip?

Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany

Its so different, nothing like ive ever come across!

I love Germany

So do I. I grew up in Germany. "

Oh I think I remember you telling me that

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Silence? In here? That's very odd

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Morning "

Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning

Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders "

That's a good thing. I'm in a tent and there seems to be a spider in here

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Morning

Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders

That's a good thing. I'm in a tent and there seems to be a spider in here "

In the garden? Run!!! Or kill it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning

Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders

That's a good thing. I'm in a tent and there seems to be a spider in here "

Oh man up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning

Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders

That's a good thing. I'm in a tent and there seems to be a spider in here

In the garden? Run!!! Or kill it "

That would wake the monkey and I can't do that.

He's only having a wander anyway

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spiders I don't like ..i would do a runner sharpish

How big is this spider

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good morning "

Morning baby cakes

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Morning all

I finally got a good nights sleep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning all x

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Good morning

Morning baby cakes "

Morning cuddle bear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hope everyone has a fabtastic day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning all

I finally got a good nights sleep "

good - my turn tonight then hopefully

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning "

hello nannys little one xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning peeps. Good day for the beach

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Morning

hello nannys little one xx"

Morning Nanny xxx

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach"

I'm gonna run later. Go me!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach

I'm gonna run later. Go me!"

You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach

I'm gonna run later. Go me!

You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot."

Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7

That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

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Hola

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Hola"

Morning

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

somewhere

Morning. I've only just woken up so lazy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach

I'm gonna run later. Go me!

You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot.

Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7

That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me."

I nice run to the pub is always good...

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach

I'm gonna run later. Go me!

You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot.

Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7

That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me.

I nice run to the pub is always good..."

I've just got back. The dog decided I wasn't allowed to go alone. We're now both shattered.

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach

I'm gonna run later. Go me!

You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot.

Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7

That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me.

I nice run to the pub is always good...

I've just got back. The dog decided I wasn't allowed to go alone. We're now both shattered."

Did you share water again?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!"

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now "

Oh hello there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

"

Especially if they are money spiders

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now "

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable "

Someone's mentioned spiders again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

Oh hello there "

I came to see what is going on in here since I have not been in since one of the early threads

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

Especially if they are money spiders "

Shhhhhh don't mention spiders Babs goes nuts

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach

I'm gonna run later. Go me!

You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot.

Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7

That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me.

I nice run to the pub is always good...

I've just got back. The dog decided I wasn't allowed to go alone. We're now both shattered.

Did you share water again? "

Of course

I take my duties seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again "

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

Especially if they are money spiders

Shhhhhh don't mention spiders Babs goes nuts

I'm just replying to Hello Intrigued - I hadn't realised spiders were no longer an allowed topic of conversation "

They were never allowed but I suffered in silence

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

Especially if they are money spiders

Shhhhhh don't mention spiders Babs goes nuts "

I'm just replying to HelloIntrigued - I hadn't realised spiders were no longer an allowed topic of conversation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits? "

The ones that hop around or battery powered?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bloody hell I hate auto-carrot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits? "

You women and your bloody rabbits!

Rampant sods ain't ya

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

The ones that hop around or battery powered? "

You naughty lot. I meant the floppy eared kind

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

You women and your bloody rabbits!

Rampant sods ain't ya "

Mucky mind you have there

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

You women and your bloody rabbits!

Rampant sods ain't ya

Mucky mind you have there "

I'm nothing but innocent!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

You women and your bloody rabbits!

Rampant sods ain't ya

Mucky mind you have there

I'm nothing but innocent! "

Of what exactly?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

"

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

You women and your bloody rabbits!

Rampant sods ain't ya

Mucky mind you have there

I'm nothing but innocent!

Of what exactly? "

Of everything i havent done

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

You women and your bloody rabbits!

Rampant sods ain't ya

Mucky mind you have there

I'm nothing but innocent!

Of what exactly?

Of everything i havent done "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

You women and your bloody rabbits!

Rampant sods ain't ya

Mucky mind you have there

I'm nothing but innocent!

Of what exactly?

Of everything i havent done

"

Stop flirting with me, you.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

You women and your bloody rabbits!

Rampant sods ain't ya

Mucky mind you have there

I'm nothing but innocent!

Of what exactly?

Of everything i havent done

Stop flirting with me, you. "

Me? everyone knows I don't know how to flirt. The last guy I attempted that with has been traumatised for life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

You women and your bloody rabbits!

Rampant sods ain't ya

Mucky mind you have there

I'm nothing but innocent!

Of what exactly?

Of everything i havent done

Stop flirting with me, you.

Me? everyone knows I don't know how to flirt. The last guy I attempted that with has been traumatised for life "

Lucky man

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden "

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

You women and your bloody rabbits!

Rampant sods ain't ya

Mucky mind you have there

I'm nothing but innocent!

Of what exactly?

Of everything i havent done

Stop flirting with me, you.

Me? everyone knows I don't know how to flirt. The last guy I attempted that with has been traumatised for life

Lucky man "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is"

Pretty flowers

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers "

They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame "

Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers "

I have a pretty flower

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

I have a pretty flower "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame

Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course "

I prefer fish, they don't eat the flowers, bark, have cat fights, bring dead mice, poo on the lawn, pee on the sofa, dig holes in the garden and are lovely and quiet and very low maintenance....... also pretty and therapeutic to watch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

"

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

I have a pretty flower

"

Checks Babs' pics for flower pics

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame

Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course

I prefer fish, they don't eat the flowers, bark, have cat fights, bring dead mice, poo on the lawn, pee on the sofa, dig holes in the garden and are lovely and quiet and very low maintenance....... also pretty and therapeutic to watch "

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame

Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course "

Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame

Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course

I prefer fish, they don't eat the flowers, bark, have cat fights, bring dead mice, poo on the lawn, pee on the sofa, dig holes in the garden and are lovely and quiet and very low maintenance....... also pretty and therapeutic to watch "

They swim in their rope poo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

I have a pretty flower

Checks Babs' pics for flower pics "

Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame

Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course

I prefer fish, they don't eat the flowers, bark, have cat fights, bring dead mice, poo on the lawn, pee on the sofa, dig holes in the garden and are lovely and quiet and very low maintenance....... also pretty and therapeutic to watch

They swim in their rope poo "

That's better than you ending up walking it in .... and I do like to keep their tank clean

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

I have a pretty flower

Checks Babs' pics for flower pics

Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's "

Even less point currently my profile is hidden

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame

Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course

Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay."

Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame

Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course

Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.

Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox "

Ahhh, but what does the fox say?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

I have a pretty flower

Checks Babs' pics for flower pics

Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's

Even less point currently my profile is hidden "

What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame

Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course

Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.

Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox

Ahhh, but what does the fox say?"

Fox knows

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame

Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course

Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.

Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox

Ahhh, but what does the fox say?

Fox knows "

Fox sake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame

Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course

Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.

Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox

Ahhh, but what does the fox say?

Fox knows

Fox sake "

Foxtrot Oscar

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame

Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course

Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.

Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox

Ahhh, but what does the fox say?

Fox knows

Fox sake

Foxtrot Oscar "

Fancy a fox?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""

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By *iss.HoneyWoman  over a year ago

...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room"

I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

"

Hi??

Am I allowed in here

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room

I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside "

I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

I have a pretty flower

Checks Babs' pics for flower pics

Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's

Even less point currently my profile is hidden

What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs "

I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"

Hi??

Am I allowed in here "

Who said that?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


" "

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"

Hi??

Am I allowed in here

Who said that? "

She who keeps posting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

I have a pretty flower

Checks Babs' pics for flower pics

Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's

Even less point currently my profile is hidden

What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs

I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much "

It never stopped me mind you I don't exactly get plagued with messages

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

"

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

I have a pretty flower

Checks Babs' pics for flower pics

Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's

Even less point currently my profile is hidden

What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs

I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much

It never stopped me mind you I don't exactly get plagued with messages "

It was manageable then I displayed veris against my better judgement and it was ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So do I need to take a photo of Sid and send it to you all?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"So do I need to take a photo of Sid and send it to you all?"

Is that what you call your man wang?

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"So do I need to take a photo of Sid and send it to you all?

Is that what you call your man wang?"

No that's called Jackson

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

I have a pretty flower

Checks Babs' pics for flower pics

Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's

Even less point currently my profile is hidden

What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs

I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much

It never stopped me mind you I don't exactly get plagued with messages

It was manageable then I displayed veris against my better judgement and it was ridiculous "

Whoops a real silhouette

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So do I need to take a photo of Sid and send it to you all?

Is that what you call your man wang?"

Mine's called Monty

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...

What pleasant weather!

It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now

How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable

Someone's mentioned spiders again

Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?

Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden

I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is

Pretty flowers

I have a pretty flower

Checks Babs' pics for flower pics

Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's

Even less point currently my profile is hidden

What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs

I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much

It never stopped me mind you I don't exactly get plagued with messages

It was manageable then I displayed veris against my better judgement and it was ridiculous

Whoops a real silhouette "

Yeah who knew

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By *ink Panther. OP   Woman  over a year ago

Preston


"So do I need to take a photo of Sid and send it to you all?

Is that what you call your man wang?

Mine's called Monty"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room

I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside

I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in "

I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room

I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside

I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in

I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X "

The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room

I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside

I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in

I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X

The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones."

In the U.K.?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room

I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside

I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in

I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X

The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.

In the U.K.?"

Yeah.

Now earwigs, they can go fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room

I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside

I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in

I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X

The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.

In the U.K.?

Yeah.

Now earwigs, they can go fuck off "

Know what else can go fuck off? You.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room

I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside

I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in

I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X

The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.

In the U.K.?

Yeah.

Now earwigs, they can go fuck off

Know what else can go fuck off? You. "

Ha! You don't mean that firms second!

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room

I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside

I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in

I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X

The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.

In the U.K.?

Yeah.

Now earwigs, they can go fuck off

Know what else can go fuck off? You.

Ha! You don't mean that firms second! "

For a

For a second.

My phone hates me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room

I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside

I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in

I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X

The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.

In the U.K.?

Yeah.

Now earwigs, they can go fuck off

Know what else can go fuck off? You.

Ha! You don't mean that firms second!

For a

For a second.

My phone hates me."

Its not the only one.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room

I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside

I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in

I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X

The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.

In the U.K.?

Yeah.

Now earwigs, they can go fuck off

Know what else can go fuck off? You.

Ha! You don't mean that firms second!

For a

For a second.

My phone hates me.

Its not the only one. "

I'm sure that's very true. Even the photos in my house throw themselves on the floor so they don't have to look at me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room

I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside

I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in

I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X

The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.

In the U.K.?

Yeah.

Now earwigs, they can go fuck off

Know what else can go fuck off? You.

Ha! You don't mean that firms second!

For a

For a second.

My phone hates me.

Its not the only one.

I'm sure that's very true. Even the photos in my house throw themselves on the floor so they don't have to look at me. "

But really though, what if its a ghost?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room

I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside

I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in

I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X

The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.

In the U.K.?

Yeah.

Now earwigs, they can go fuck off "

They're a pain when they get stuck in your earwax - I have very ticklish ear canals

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good afternoon/evening fabbers, what's the hot topic today?

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Good afternoon/evening fabbers, what's the hot topic today?"

Swing calls his winky Jackson

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As you were ..........

Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you

Saying nothing.

But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x

Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?

No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room

I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside

I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in

I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X

The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.

In the U.K.?

Yeah.

Now earwigs, they can go fuck off

Know what else can go fuck off? You.

Ha! You don't mean that firms second!

For a

For a second.

My phone hates me.

Its not the only one.

I'm sure that's very true. Even the photos in my house throw themselves on the floor so they don't have to look at me. "

Poltergeist

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I saw a clip of that films a child and it still terrifies me now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good afternoon/evening fabbers, what's the hot topic today?

Swing calls his winky Jackson "

Thought that was his Bollock

Jackson Bollock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I saw a clip of that films a child and it still terrifies me now "

That's because you saw it as a child

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

Evening

That's work done for another day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening

That's work done for another day "

That's the beach done for today...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I saw a clip of that films a child and it still terrifies me now

That's because you saw it as a child "

Im pretty sure it was accidental. I got up during the night or something. At least I hope so. I should probably question my dad and his parenting skills

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"I saw a clip of that films a child and it still terrifies me now

That's because you saw it as a child

Im pretty sure it was accidental. I got up during the night or something. At least I hope so. I should probably question my dad and his parenting skills "

I got nightmare on elm street on vhs for Xmas as a child. My mother must have really hated me.

What am I saying must have? She still does!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I saw a clip of that films a child and it still terrifies me now

That's because you saw it as a child

Im pretty sure it was accidental. I got up during the night or something. At least I hope so. I should probably question my dad and his parenting skills "

More than likely, however I saw the Omen, Salem's Lot and the Exorcist as a teen, and they have given me the heebie geebies until I was well into thirties

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Evening

That's work done for another day

That's the beach done for today... "

It's alright some

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster


"I saw a clip of that films a child and it still terrifies me now

That's because you saw it as a child

Im pretty sure it was accidental. I got up during the night or something. At least I hope so. I should probably question my dad and his parenting skills "

I did just that when I was two and parents were watching gremlins. I apparently hid behind sofa and wouldn't come out all night and had nightmares every night for months afterwards.

I can laugh watching those filmed now but still wake up after having a nightmare if I do watch them, then feel like a dosey cow because I know it's not real, it's obviously some repressed childhood trigger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening all

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Evening all "

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.

In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.

In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))"

I've had a quorn tika. Was ok.

Tonight I'm sharing my bed with some recces pieces.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening all

Evening "

Evening Joan.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.

In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))"

Have a kebab

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.

In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))"

I've just been for a carvery

You're always in the mood for something dirty

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.

In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))

I've just been for a carvery

You're always in the mood for something dirty "

Hmmmm carvery. I love roast dinner

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

..


"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.

In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))

I've just been for a carvery

You're always in the mood for something dirty

Hmmmm carvery. I love roast dinner"

It was yummy. Meat - nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.

In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))

I've just been for a carvery

You're always in the mood for something dirty "

Oh I am, you offering?

Ooo carvery, i did fancy one of those.

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.

In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))

I've just been for a carvery

You're always in the mood for something dirty

Oh I am, you offering?

Ooo carvery, i did fancy one of those. "

Do I sound like I'm offering?

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