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As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you "
Just thinking if it was spiders in my room, would that be a web of intrigue?
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Just thinking if it was spiders in my room, would that be a web of intrigue?
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Just thinking if it was spiders in my room, would that be a web of intrigue?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Baaaaa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's sheep in moomin valley ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Baaaaa"
You'll need to explain that one ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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I went to school with a girl that looked like a moomin |
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Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you "
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x |
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"I went to school with a girl that looked like a moomin"
I remember those...
haha |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I went to school with a girl that looked like a moomin"
that's a very unfortunate look |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x "
This one is one of those big spindly legged things |
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x "
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
This one is one of those big spindly legged things"
Interestingly the 1980s song that my amazon echo is playing at the moment is "I'm coming out" by Diana Ross... haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Evening all! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Helloooo ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"I'm feeling rather melancholy "
Oh heck why's that lovely? x |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Evening all! "
Hello lovely. Good trip? ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip? "
Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man. |
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"I'm feeling rather melancholy
Oh heck why's that lovely? x"
I don't know
I've been very lazy today and it's probably that. |
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man. "
Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip? "
Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"I'm feeling rather melancholy
Oh heck why's that lovely? x
I don't know
I've been very lazy today and it's probably that. "
Yes it can make you like that x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man.
Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure "
Bitch. Go bite an ankle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany "
Its so different, nothing like ive ever come across! |
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man.
Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure
Bitch. Go bite an ankle."
Prefer a kneecap at a stretch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey up ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am I the only one who thinks Jonny is just a puppet that is remotely controlled by a ventriloquist .
The guy is well creepy ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man.
Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure
Bitch. Go bite an ankle.
Prefer a kneecap at a stretch "
Sure someone could give you a boost! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I went to school with a girl that looked like a moomin
that's a very unfortunate look"
but remembered unlike some others im guessing ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany
Its so different, nothing like ive ever come across! "
I love Germany ![](/icons/s/2/heart.gif) |
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Very pleasant, but I am now a broken man.
Nothing less than you deserve I'm sure
Bitch. Go bite an ankle.
Prefer a kneecap at a stretch
Sure someone could give you a boost!"
Or one of those steps used for toilet training would be just the job |
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over a year ago
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"Am I the only one who thinks Jonny is just a puppet that is remotely controlled by a ventriloquist .
The guy is well creepy "
Word bruh ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
This one is one of those big spindly legged things"
I find a rolled up newspaper is the most effective weapon. X ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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Oi oi
Just about to watch love island in catch up so don't ruin it for me you lot |
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"Oi oi
Just about to watch love island in catch up so don't ruin it for me you lot"
She won.
I have no idea, I've never watched an episode in my life. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany
Its so different, nothing like ive ever come across!
I love Germany "
So do I. I grew up in Germany. |
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"Evening all!
Hello lovely. Good trip?
Oh yes Hamburg, I used to live in Germany
Its so different, nothing like ive ever come across!
I love Germany
So do I. I grew up in Germany. "
Oh I think I remember you telling me that ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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Silence? In here? That's very odd
Morning ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning ![](/icons/s/confused.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Morning "
Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders |
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over a year ago
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"Morning
Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders "
That's a good thing. I'm in a tent and there seems to be a spider in here ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Morning
Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders
That's a good thing. I'm in a tent and there seems to be a spider in here "
In the garden? Run!!! Or kill it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning
Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders
That's a good thing. I'm in a tent and there seems to be a spider in here "
Oh man up ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning
Hello luckily no nightmares about spiders
That's a good thing. I'm in a tent and there seems to be a spider in here
In the garden? Run!!! Or kill it "
That would wake the monkey and I can't do that.
He's only having a wander anyway ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spiders I don't like ..i would do a runner sharpish
How big is this spider |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning "
Morning baby cakes ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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Morning all
I finally got a good nights sleep ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Morning all x |
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"Good morning
Morning baby cakes "
Morning cuddle bear ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hope everyone has a fabtastic day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning all
I finally got a good nights sleep "
good - my turn tonight then hopefully |
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over a year ago
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"Morning "
hello nannys little one xx |
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over a year ago
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Morning peeps. Good day for the beach |
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"Morning
hello nannys little one xx"
Morning Nanny xxx |
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"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach"
I'm gonna run later. Go me! |
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over a year ago
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"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach
I'm gonna run later. Go me!"
You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot. |
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"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach
I'm gonna run later. Go me!
You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot."
Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7
That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me. |
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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago
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Morning. I've only just woken up so lazy! |
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over a year ago
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"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach
I'm gonna run later. Go me!
You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot.
Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7
That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me."
I nice run to the pub is always good...![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach
I'm gonna run later. Go me!
You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot.
Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7
That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me.
I nice run to the pub is always good... "
I've just got back. The dog decided I wasn't allowed to go alone. We're now both shattered. |
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"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach
I'm gonna run later. Go me!
You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot.
Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7
That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me.
I nice run to the pub is always good...
I've just got back. The dog decided I wasn't allowed to go alone. We're now both shattered."
Did you share water again? ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!"
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now "
Oh hello there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
"
Especially if they are money spiders ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now "
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable "
Someone's mentioned spiders again ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
Oh hello there "
I came to see what is going on in here since I have not been in since one of the early threads ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
Especially if they are money spiders "
Shhhhhh don't mention spiders Babs goes nuts ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Morning peeps. Good day for the beach
I'm gonna run later. Go me!
You need to go early morning or evening when it cools down, otherwise you'll get too hot.
Oh darling I'm positively sizzling 24/7
That's a lie. I'm a frosty cow and it's overcast, perfect for me.
I nice run to the pub is always good...
I've just got back. The dog decided I wasn't allowed to go alone. We're now both shattered.
Did you share water again? "
Of course
I take my duties seriously. ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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over a year ago
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again "
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits? ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
Especially if they are money spiders
Shhhhhh don't mention spiders Babs goes nuts
I'm just replying to Hello Intrigued - I hadn't realised spiders were no longer an allowed topic of conversation "
They were never allowed but I suffered in silence ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
Especially if they are money spiders
Shhhhhh don't mention spiders Babs goes nuts "
I'm just replying to HelloIntrigued - I hadn't realised spiders were no longer an allowed topic of conversation ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits? "
The ones that hop around or battery powered? ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bloody hell I hate auto-carrot |
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over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits? "
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
The ones that hop around or battery powered? "
You naughty lot. I meant the floppy eared kind ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya "
Mucky mind you have there ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there "
I'm nothing but innocent! ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there
I'm nothing but innocent! "
Of what exactly? ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
"
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden ![](/icons/s/2/domokun.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there
I'm nothing but innocent!
Of what exactly? "
Of everything i havent done ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
.. |
"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there
I'm nothing but innocent!
Of what exactly?
Of everything i havent done "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there
I'm nothing but innocent!
Of what exactly?
Of everything i havent done
"
Stop flirting with me, you. ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
.. |
"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there
I'm nothing but innocent!
Of what exactly?
Of everything i havent done
Stop flirting with me, you. "
Me? everyone knows I don't know how to flirt. The last guy I attempted that with has been traumatised for life ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there
I'm nothing but innocent!
Of what exactly?
Of everything i havent done
Stop flirting with me, you.
Me? everyone knows I don't know how to flirt. The last guy I attempted that with has been traumatised for life "
Lucky man ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden "
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
.. |
"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
You women and your bloody rabbits!
Rampant sods ain't ya
Mucky mind you have there
I'm nothing but innocent!
Of what exactly?
Of everything i havent done
Stop flirting with me, you.
Me? everyone knows I don't know how to flirt. The last guy I attempted that with has been traumatised for life
Lucky man "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is"
Pretty flowers ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
.. |
"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers "
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame "
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers "
I have a pretty flower ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
.. |
"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course "
I prefer fish, they don't eat the flowers, bark, have cat fights, bring dead mice, poo on the lawn, pee on the sofa, dig holes in the garden and are lovely and quiet and very low maintenance....... also pretty and therapeutic to watch ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
"
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
"
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
I prefer fish, they don't eat the flowers, bark, have cat fights, bring dead mice, poo on the lawn, pee on the sofa, dig holes in the garden and are lovely and quiet and very low maintenance....... also pretty and therapeutic to watch "
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course "
Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay. |
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
I prefer fish, they don't eat the flowers, bark, have cat fights, bring dead mice, poo on the lawn, pee on the sofa, dig holes in the garden and are lovely and quiet and very low maintenance....... also pretty and therapeutic to watch "
They swim in their rope poo ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics "
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
I prefer fish, they don't eat the flowers, bark, have cat fights, bring dead mice, poo on the lawn, pee on the sofa, dig holes in the garden and are lovely and quiet and very low maintenance....... also pretty and therapeutic to watch
They swim in their rope poo "
That's better than you ending up walking it in .... and I do like to keep their tank clean ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's "
Even less point currently my profile is hidden |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay."
Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.
Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox "
Ahhh, but what does the fox say? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's
Even less point currently my profile is hidden "
What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.
Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox
Ahhh, but what does the fox say?"
Fox knows ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.
Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox
Ahhh, but what does the fox say?
Fox knows "
Fox sake ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.
Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox
Ahhh, but what does the fox say?
Fox knows
Fox sake "
Foxtrot Oscar ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
They can't help it. They like flowers. Mine have destroyed my Forrest Flame
Ah well - you chose to have the rabbits - the ones in the garden are invaders from the local golf course
Put a cardboard cutout of bigwig, cowslip and general woundwort on your garden. That will keep them at bay.
Think the fox got them - now I've got to get rid of the fox
Ahhh, but what does the fox say?
Fox knows
Fox sake
Foxtrot Oscar "
Fancy a fox? ![](/icons/s/surprised.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room "
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
"
Hi??
Am I allowed in here ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside "
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's
Even less point currently my profile is hidden
What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs "
I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"
Hi??
Am I allowed in here ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) "
Who said that? ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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"
Hi??
Am I allowed in here ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) ![](/icons/s/wink.gif)
Who said that? "
She who keeps posting |
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over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's
Even less point currently my profile is hidden
What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs
I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much "
It never stopped me mind you I don't exactly get plagued with messages ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's
Even less point currently my profile is hidden
What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs
I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much
It never stopped me mind you I don't exactly get plagued with messages "
It was manageable then I displayed veris against my better judgement and it was ridiculous ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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over a year ago
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So do I need to take a photo of Sid and send it to you all? |
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"So do I need to take a photo of Sid and send it to you all?"
Is that what you call your man wang? |
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"So do I need to take a photo of Sid and send it to you all?
Is that what you call your man wang?"
No that's called Jackson ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's
Even less point currently my profile is hidden
What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs
I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much
It never stopped me mind you I don't exactly get plagued with messages
It was manageable then I displayed veris against my better judgement and it was ridiculous "
Whoops a real silhouette ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So do I need to take a photo of Sid and send it to you all?
Is that what you call your man wang?"
Mine's called Monty![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"Sorry I will change the topic and my jokes are getting as bad as my Amazon Echo (in fact I think they were worse before)...
What pleasant weather!
It's improved this afternoon and is rather sunny now
How terribly polite in here. I feel very comfortable
Someone's mentioned spiders again
Im fed up of hearing about them. I can pass out at the sight of one. Can we talk about something more pleasant? Rabbits?
Don't get me started on rabbits - they decimated the aquilegiae in the garden
I don't know what aquileeegieeeesomething is
Pretty flowers
I have a pretty flower
Checks Babs' pics for flower pics
Whoops that was a quote but no point checking Pink's
Even less point currently my profile is hidden
What's the point in keeping your flower hidden it's summer ffs
I'm not meeting anyone new so no point being on display and the messages were getting too much
It never stopped me mind you I don't exactly get plagued with messages
It was manageable then I displayed veris against my better judgement and it was ridiculous
Whoops a real silhouette "
Yeah who knew ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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"So do I need to take a photo of Sid and send it to you all?
Is that what you call your man wang?
Mine's called Monty "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in "
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X "
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones."
In the U.K.? |
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?"
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off ![](/icons/s/2/vom.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off "
Know what else can go fuck off? You. ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off
Know what else can go fuck off? You. "
Ha! You don't mean that firms second! ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off
Know what else can go fuck off? You.
Ha! You don't mean that firms second! "
For a
For a second.
My phone hates me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off
Know what else can go fuck off? You.
Ha! You don't mean that firms second!
For a
For a second.
My phone hates me."
Its not the only one. |
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off
Know what else can go fuck off? You.
Ha! You don't mean that firms second!
For a
For a second.
My phone hates me.
Its not the only one. "
I'm sure that's very true. Even the photos in my house throw themselves on the floor so they don't have to look at me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off
Know what else can go fuck off? You.
Ha! You don't mean that firms second!
For a
For a second.
My phone hates me.
Its not the only one.
I'm sure that's very true. Even the photos in my house throw themselves on the floor so they don't have to look at me. "
But really though, what if its a ghost? ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off "
They're a pain when they get stuck in your earwax - I have very ticklish ear canals ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good afternoon/evening fabbers, what's the hot topic today? |
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"Good afternoon/evening fabbers, what's the hot topic today?"
Swing calls his winky Jackson ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As you were ..........
Swing's hairy chest, NO spiders thank you
Saying nothing.
But I don't mind little spiders, it's the big hairy ones that make my skin crawl x
Little ones are meant to bring good luck aren't they?
No they just tell you that so they can grow into big ones and scare you out of the room
I like the big ones, they're easier to catch and put outside
I couldn't catch one or kill one. I always get a man in
I'd make a good spider hitman now. Though some of the little buggers are very fast. X
The only ones I don't like are the jumping ones.
In the U.K.?
Yeah.
Now earwigs, they can go fuck off
Know what else can go fuck off? You.
Ha! You don't mean that firms second!
For a
For a second.
My phone hates me.
Its not the only one.
I'm sure that's very true. Even the photos in my house throw themselves on the floor so they don't have to look at me. "
Poltergeist ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I saw a clip of that films a child and it still terrifies me now ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good afternoon/evening fabbers, what's the hot topic today?
Swing calls his winky Jackson "
Thought that was his Bollock
Jackson Bollock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw a clip of that films a child and it still terrifies me now "
That's because you saw it as a child ![](/icons/s/2/idea.gif) |
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Evening
That's work done for another day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening
That's work done for another day "
That's the beach done for today... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw a clip of that films a child and it still terrifies me now
That's because you saw it as a child "
Im pretty sure it was accidental. I got up during the night or something. At least I hope so. I should probably question my dad and his parenting skills ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"I saw a clip of that films a child and it still terrifies me now
That's because you saw it as a child
Im pretty sure it was accidental. I got up during the night or something. At least I hope so. I should probably question my dad and his parenting skills "
I got nightmare on elm street on vhs for Xmas as a child. My mother must have really hated me.
What am I saying must have? She still does! |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I saw a clip of that films a child and it still terrifies me now
That's because you saw it as a child
Im pretty sure it was accidental. I got up during the night or something. At least I hope so. I should probably question my dad and his parenting skills "
More than likely, however I saw the Omen, Salem's Lot and the Exorcist as a teen, and they have given me the heebie geebies until I was well into thirties ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"Evening
That's work done for another day
That's the beach done for today... "
It's alright some ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"I saw a clip of that films a child and it still terrifies me now
That's because you saw it as a child
Im pretty sure it was accidental. I got up during the night or something. At least I hope so. I should probably question my dad and his parenting skills "
I did just that when I was two and parents were watching gremlins. I apparently hid behind sofa and wouldn't come out all night and had nightmares every night for months afterwards.
I can laugh watching those filmed now but still wake up after having a nightmare if I do watch them, then feel like a dosey cow because I know it's not real, it's obviously some repressed childhood trigger |
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over a year ago
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Evening all |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.
In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that)) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.
In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))"
I've had a quorn tika. Was ok.
Tonight I'm sharing my bed with some recces pieces.
PTU xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening all
Evening "
Evening Joan. ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.
In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))"
Have a kebab ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.
In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))"
I've just been for a carvery
You're always in the mood for something dirty ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.
In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))
I've just been for a carvery
You're always in the mood for something dirty "
Hmmmm carvery. I love roast dinner |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.
In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))
I've just been for a carvery
You're always in the mood for something dirty
Hmmmm carvery. I love roast dinner"
It was yummy. Meat - nom nom ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.
In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))
I've just been for a carvery
You're always in the mood for something dirty "
Oh I am, you offering?
Ooo carvery, i did fancy one of those. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Not sure whether it's a takeaway evening or not.
In the mood for something dirty. (Not like that, you filthy people (but yes, also like that))
I've just been for a carvery
You're always in the mood for something dirty
Oh I am, you offering?
Ooo carvery, i did fancy one of those. "
Do I sound like I'm offering? ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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