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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago
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"With some lube they're not bad actually *cough* *ahem* apparently ..  "
I conditioned my hair today - ended slathering myself up like a Jason Statham in a garage fight scene, it could be a good alternative for someone with too many bottles in the shower  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Invest in some corn starch too.. just sayin' ..
What does that do?"
My, erm, friend tells me that after you've washed it, the plasticky squidgy material goes all sticky so the corn starch takes it back to original 'fleshlike' condition! Apparently  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Invest in some corn starch too.. just sayin' ..
What does that do?
My, erm, friend tells me that after you've washed it, the plasticky squidgy material goes all sticky so the corn starch takes it back to original 'fleshlike' condition! Apparently "
Corn starch sales will go through the roof now.
That's a good top tip, that your *friend* gave you. I'll pass it on to Mr B, erm, I mean my friend.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Invest in some corn starch too.. just sayin' ..
What does that do?
My, erm, friend tells me that after you've washed it, the plasticky squidgy material goes all sticky so the corn starch takes it back to original 'fleshlike' condition! Apparently
Corn starch sales will go through the roof now.
That's a good top tip, that your *friend* gave you. I'll pass it on to Mr B, erm, I mean my friend. "
I'm happy to help! Um I mean my *friend* is happy to help!  |
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"Invest in some corn starch too.. just sayin' ..
What does that do?
My, erm, friend tells me that after you've washed it, the plasticky squidgy material goes all sticky so the corn starch takes it back to original 'fleshlike' condition! Apparently
Corn starch sales will go through the roof now.
That's a good top tip, that your *friend* gave you. I'll pass it on to Mr B, erm, I mean my friend.
I'm happy to help! Um I mean my *friend* is happy to help! "
I don't want to appear disbelieving but have you really got a friend? |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Invest in some corn starch too.. just sayin' ..
What does that do?
My, erm, friend tells me that after you've washed it, the plasticky squidgy material goes all sticky so the corn starch takes it back to original 'fleshlike' condition! Apparently
Corn starch sales will go through the roof now.
That's a good top tip, that your *friend* gave you. I'll pass it on to Mr B, erm, I mean my friend.
I'm happy to help! Um I mean my *friend* is happy to help!
I don't want to appear disbelieving but have you really got a friend?"
*Tuts* Don't be so cynical, Steve!
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"Invest in some corn starch too.. just sayin' ..
What does that do?
My, erm, friend tells me that after you've washed it, the plasticky squidgy material goes all sticky so the corn starch takes it back to original 'fleshlike' condition! Apparently
Corn starch sales will go through the roof now.
That's a good top tip, that your *friend* gave you. I'll pass it on to Mr B, erm, I mean my friend.
I'm happy to help! Um I mean my *friend* is happy to help!
I don't want to appear disbelieving but have you really got a friend?
*Tuts* Don't be so cynical, Steve!
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Everyone seems to be slightly amused at your information though. I think it's kind you're helping your friend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Invest in some corn starch too.. just sayin' ..
What does that do?
My, erm, friend tells me that after you've washed it, the plasticky squidgy material goes all sticky so the corn starch takes it back to original 'fleshlike' condition! Apparently
Corn starch sales will go through the roof now.
That's a good top tip, that your *friend* gave you. I'll pass it on to Mr B, erm, I mean my friend.
I'm happy to help! Um I mean my *friend* is happy to help!
I don't want to appear disbelieving but have you really got a friend?"
 I have! I have! I have so!! Billy the teddy bear will be my bestest friend forever! |
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