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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" In 1897 Dracula fed regularly on Virgins
In 2017 he died of hunger
RIP Drac
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Actually did you see his castle was for sale some years ago. Or the castle that bram stoker based the story on think is the right wording 
It was for sale for like 2 million $'s which guess isn't much for what it is. Beautiful castle I think.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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drop some virgins blood on him and he will come back to life
simon cowell is do a reality show around it but due to the lack of virgins it will be a world based show |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Do u think Dracula has sex with all these women he bit the necks of...in the old films he always seemed to seduce the women rather than just go bit someone. Like I thought he had to be invited into your home...hence the seducing a woman...so he surely must have had sex with them and not just been kissy kissy bity bity 
Sure must have been some fucky fucky the the mix |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Do u think Dracula has sex with all these women he bit the necks of...in the old films he always seemed to seduce the women rather than just go bit someone. Like I thought he had to be invited into your home...hence the seducing a woman...so he surely must have had sex with them and not just been kissy kissy bity bity
Sure must have been some fucky fucky the the mix "
The marks on their necks....
Love bites |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do u think Dracula has sex with all these women he bit the necks of...in the old films he always seemed to seduce the women rather than just go bit someone. Like I thought he had to be invited into your home...hence the seducing a woman...so he surely must have had sex with them and not just been kissy kissy bity bity
Sure must have been some fucky fucky the the mix "
Why do you think he was also known as Vlad the Impaler. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do u think Dracula has sex with all these women he bit the necks of...in the old films he always seemed to seduce the women rather than just go bit someone. Like I thought he had to be invited into your home...hence the seducing a woman...so he surely must have had sex with them and not just been kissy kissy bity bity
Sure must have been some fucky fucky the the mix "
Me thinks you over thinking this one a bit lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just ordered some plastic fangs off flea bay.
Gonna check out what this Dracula business is all about.
Now how's it go...any females wanna invite me into their home...I promise I won't bite  |
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