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You know you're on Fab when .... part II :-)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You've done everything you can to sound like a sane normal person in your text. You've done everything you can to make yourself look reasonably sexy and attractive to someone. Yet your still shocked when you get a faf message in your inbox. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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seeing someone in a club & you think why they looking at??!!
Then a friends tells you the next day who he was & then you remember you screwed him a few months back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You say "that's fab" to someone in the real word and then go bright red and a bit flustered in case they are on here and think it's a secret handshake thing. |
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By *dinMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"You say "that's fab" to someone in the real word and then go bright red and a bit flustered in case they are on here and think it's a secret handshake thing."
I use fab in the literal sense all the time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You panic when you remember you left your phone on the table/worktop and hope that the screen lock came on before anyone else noticed!!"
I actually did this at work during a lunch break and my boss came in to ask a question. Put my phone down thinking I'd locked it and turns out I hadn't..... He's never said anything but I'm sure he saw the screen... |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"You get the 'remember me' messages from guys you apparently had a rapport with a while ago. Then think ' who the hell is that??' "
Never send them pumpkin I know you remember me I'm bloody unforgettable online   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You get the 'remember me' messages from guys you apparently had a rapport with a while ago. Then think ' who the hell is that??' "
Yup, this happens a lot! Or at least they *say* they've messaged you in the past and it is all just a cunning plan to get instant brownie points and attention. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You get the 'remember me' messages from guys you apparently had a rapport with a while ago. Then think ' who the hell is that??'
Never send them pumpkin I know you remember me I'm bloody unforgettable online "
Yes haha. You are completely unforgettable, to be fair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know your on fab when you =
Log into your account and open your inbox and 10 thousand nasty looking sausages Spring out at you like having a full sausage factory thrown at you.
I think my message inbox now has a std  x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know your on fab when you =
Log into your account and open your inbox and 10 thousand nasty looking sausages Spring out at you like having a full sausage factory thrown at you.
I think my message inbox now has a std x "
None were me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know your on fab when you =
Log into your account and open your inbox and 10 thousand nasty looking sausages Spring out at you like having a full sausage factory thrown at you.
I think my message inbox now has a std x "
Well I just felt abit ill just thinking about it . I feel sorry for ladies who have to put with that on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You know your on fab when you =
Log into your account and open your inbox and 10 thousand nasty looking sausages Spring out at you like having a full sausage factory thrown at you.
I think my message inbox now has a std x
None were me "
I know as I've blocked all single men now as the torrent of thirst is to much x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You also know when your on fab when =
You keep running for you keep being sick in your mouth as your old teacher from school that's about 50 years older than you just sent you a close up pic of his grey haired wrinkly sausage and you can also see his bum hole x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to censor your gallery before showing friends and family your holiday pics "
This 
When you need to download a 'vault' app on your phone to hide all the dirty pics and vids so you don't accidentally send one to a family member or upload it on facebook |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to censor your gallery before showing friends and family your holiday pics
This
When you need to download a 'vault' app on your phone to hide all the dirty pics and vids so you don't accidentally send one to a family member or upload it on facebook "
That's where I'm going wrong |
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"Women who tell us it's that time of the month.
No woman tells me that away from fab.
Facebook updates would be ace"
I see those aswell. Just been for a run and now I'm off to walk the dog. #feelinggood.
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Bloody hashtag. What you doing that for? It dosent belong here.
#insurance |
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Someone you have never met before in your life chooses to share with you that they have a high sex drive and cum honestly who would need to know this, can you imagine walking up to someone in the street and sharing this information |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you come across a profile in the search results and the one underneath it has the same pictures of the same person yet their ages are about 5 years apart and both offering different types of fun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you learn that just because you haven't heard of something mentioned in the forums it doesn't mean that google (other internet search engines are available) is your friend. Eye Bleach |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You ban your children using the internet explorer on your phone but don't give a reason - 'because I said so! - use the laptop'
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Google chrome has an incognito search so your history isn't saved. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's becoming dusky outside and you reach for the curtains to shut the world out but the first thought you have is to wipe your cock on them "
Erm, ew... |
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.. the OP only replies to the hot women in a thread and ignores everyone else ...
What else....??
(play nicely now ... ) 
PTU xxx 
or this 