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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

.. the OP only replies to the hot women in a thread and ignores everyone else ...

What else....??

(play nicely now ...

) is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I have no idea how that final 'is' got there! I didn't even type it!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....you only get a message late at night!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What you said.

And Everyone flirts with the new kid.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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The women ignore the other girls and only reply to the men

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What you said.

And Everyone flirts with the new kid. "

Where's the new kid MrB??

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"What you said.

And Everyone flirts with the new kid. "

Yeah this

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

You don't even find certain requests unusual anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When i get ignored

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

When people talk the talk but don't walk the walk

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your post gets lost in the conversation being ping ponged back and forward between 2 people = No reply

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What you said.

And Everyone flirts with the new kid.

Where's the new kid MrB??

Check your friends list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When people talk the talk but don't walk the walk

MrsSB

Paella?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"When people talk the talk but don't walk the walk

MrsSB

Paella?

Paella indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don't even find certain requests unusual anymore

I'll have a Salmon, Pickle and Goats Cheese sandwich please Miss Red!?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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People flirt like fuck but don't meet

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"The women ignore the other girls and only reply to the men "

And the men ignore all the women apart from the one hot one who responded and said exactly what a less hot one had already said.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"The women ignore the other girls and only reply to the men

And the men ignore all the women apart from the one hot one who responded and said exactly what a less hot one had already said."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You mean people don't interact with members of the same sex on here? Well i never

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

"People flirt like fuck but don't meet "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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Straight guys have photos of a cock up their hoop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the average cock size is 8"

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"You don't even find certain requests unusual anymore

I'll have a Salmon, Pickle and Goats Cheese sandwich please Miss Red!?

That actually sounds quite nice

I love goats cheese

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"People flirt like fuck but don't meet

Like me for example

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don't even find certain requests unusual anymore

I'll have a Salmon, Pickle and Goats Cheese sandwich please Miss Red!?

Mate you need locking up. That is just filth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The women ignore the other girls and only reply to the men

And the men ignore all the women apart from the one hot one who responded and said exactly what a less hot one had already said."

I'm that less hot one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don't even find certain requests unusual anymore

I'll have a Salmon, Pickle and Goats Cheese sandwich please Miss Red!?

That actually sounds quite nice

I love goats cheese "

You two should be sent to the gulag

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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You see a hot body and chat it up then see the face and think shit

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

When a man asks if you like a heavy cummer -before you've even had your breakfast! It's enough to put you off your yoghurt

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"The women ignore the other girls and only reply to the men

And the men ignore all the women apart from the one hot one who responded and said exactly what a less hot one had already said."

Hot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.......The negative threads are the most popular

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When a man asks if you like a heavy cummer -before you've even had your breakfast! It's enough to put you off your yoghurt

So what's the answer

(Don't actually answer)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like that haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The women ignore the other girls and only reply to the men

And the men ignore all the women apart from the one hot one who responded and said exactly what a less hot one had already said.

Legeia is so right.

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By *asy247888Man over a year ago

Kent

When you arrange a meets and then hear nothing back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

".. the OP only replies to the hot women in a thread and ignores everyone else ...

What else....??

(play nicely now ...

) is "

Now i know why i get ignored

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Young guys are viewed as, flirt but don't touch rule

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"You don't even find certain requests unusual anymore

I'll have a Salmon, Pickle and Goats Cheese sandwich please Miss Red!?

That actually sounds quite nice

I love goats cheese

You two should be sent to the gulag

Gulag??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have pictures of various body parts ready for boob, thigh, cock, tease pic threads

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"When a man asks if you like a heavy cummer -before you've even had your breakfast! It's enough to put you off your yoghurt

So what's the answer

(Don't actually answer)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When no body near you wants to meet you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know you're on Fab when you feel the overwhelming desire to take very naughty pics of yourself and post them for complete strangers to see in the hope that someone will say......Nice !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll just sit in the corner as usual.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The women's profiles look like a grocery list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When people say "you're so sexy and gorgeous" but my profile is shit and they can only see my shoe.

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"You have pictures of various body parts ready for boob, thigh, cock, tease pic threads "

Haha. Yeah all headless shots on your phone

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By *rueone71Man over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

When you go for a Vanilla Website date and you find out she is on Fab

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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When girls say you are lovely so they can get the Lolo on the people you banged

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By *asy247888Man over a year ago

Kent

When you read a profile, send a message that reflects that you've read it and get told "you've clearly not read my profile" and you're blocked hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When people say "you're so sexy and gorgeous" but my profile is shit and they can only see my shoe.

Wow your stunning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

People, guys in particular, address a couple as only a female, because of the female profile pic, but choose to assume it's the woman doing the admin, which it actually in our case, but still!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The women ignore the other girls and only reply to the men

And the men ignore all the women apart from the one hot one who responded and said exactly what a less hot one had already said."

This, and I know I am fab when my post kills a thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don't even find certain requests unusual anymore

I'll have a Salmon, Pickle and Goats Cheese sandwich please Miss Red!?

That actually sounds quite nice

I love goats cheese

You two should be sent to the gulag

Gulag??

Siberian labour camp. For the atrocity of that sandwich suggestion and you for saying it sounds alright

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I start wondering if my post maybe invisible or if not unbeknown to me I'm a social outcast that no body wants to be seen talking to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When most thread questions are for the female members of the site.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you go for a Vanilla Website date and you find out she is on Fab

Lucky sod

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you mention you fancy someone your lamppost pissing and labels as such.

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"You don't even find certain requests unusual anymore

I'll have a Salmon, Pickle and Goats Cheese sandwich please Miss Red!?

That actually sounds quite nice

I love goats cheese

You two should be sent to the gulag

Gulag??

Siberian labour camp. For the atrocity of that sandwich suggestion and you for saying it sounds alright "

Was it the pickle that put you off?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You block all single men due to crappy messages then wonder occasionally if you don't get any messages because you look like a munter

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you get ignored by everyone on threads

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By *ieman300Man over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

"When the average cock size is 8""

Mines 12" i have a custom rule to prove it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The women ignore the other girls and only reply to the men

And the men ignore all the women apart from the one hot one who responded and said exactly what a less hot one had already said."

Yes to this one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You don't even find certain requests unusual anymore

I'll have a Salmon, Pickle and Goats Cheese sandwich please Miss Red!?

That actually sounds quite nice

I love goats cheese

You two should be sent to the gulag

Gulag??

Siberian labour camp. For the atrocity of that sandwich suggestion and you for saying it sounds alright

Was it the pickle that put you off?"

Yes. The combination is odd. I don't mind a gherkin but branstons pickle is the work of the devil.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....when nobody posts from Rotherham!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

When you've seen more people go UNLOS than you've had warm dinners

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

"When you get ignored by everyone on threads"

Did you say something?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The women ignore the other girls and only reply to the men

And the men ignore all the women apart from the one hot one who responded and said exactly what a less hot one had already said.

Yes to this one!"

People surely can't ignore you!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saying something that majority disagree with gets you abuse or your thread gets derailed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When girls say you are lovely so they can get the Lolo on the people you banged

You're lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you get ignored by everyone on threads

Did you say something?"

Yeah like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your early morning updates greet you with a plethora of various cock sizes and shapes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something about squirting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you've seen more people go UNLOS than you've had warm dinners"

Or you've seen more people from your friends list go unlos than you've actually met and fucked.

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By *rueone71Man over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

ok...let me stir the shit a bit

When on the forum the ladies complain of too many cock pictures, and actually the most fabbed pictures are the cock ones. (pmsl I'm going to regret on this

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Saying something that majority disagree with gets you abuse or your thread gets derailed

I like buses. Anyone else?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you've checked the map to see where Margate is in the Uk.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"When girls say you are lovely so they can get the Lolo on the people you banged

You're lovely

Not as lovely as you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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You spend a good amount of time wondering if your real life friends are talking as much bull shit as your fab ones.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you've checked the map to see where Margate is in the Uk.

Add to this you've decided 200 miles is a tad too far for a social coffee date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When some threads are aimed specifically at men or women and everyone still posts on them x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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You know where all the local day rooms are and can't drive up the motorway without grinning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know I'm on Fab when I'm laughing like an idiot. I love it I do.

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"What you said.

And Everyone flirts with the new kid.

Yeah this "

I flirt with everyone

whether they are in my target demographic or not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you take a selfie on a 'normal' day out and instinctively chop your own head off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know where all the local day rooms are and can't drive up the motorway without grinning "

*furiously googles local day room*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you have 15 views and 13 of them are men

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"When you take a selfie on a 'normal' day out and instinctively chop your own head off. "

Yes and try to get a photo with no one else in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At home you look like Mrs Normal in your jeans and jumper then with some filters and good angles you look like a sex siren ready for her next victim

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When you're replying to a message by just pressing the middle button and it says 'Thanks for your message but I'm not interested'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What you said.

And Everyone flirts with the new kid.

Yeah this

I flirt with everyone

whether they are in my target demographic or not

When someone flirts with you and you know they have no further intentions than just that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When someone with a pretty face gets priority over your hard earned body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....even the ugly birds turn you down!

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"Young guys are viewed as, flirt but don't touch rule

"
Oh I'm definitely touching the young guys ( over 20)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you're replying to a message by just pressing the middle button and it says 'Thanks for your message but I'm not interested'

Or 'please take the time to read my profile - happy fabbing'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The women ignore the other girls and only reply to the men

And the men ignore all the women apart from the one hot one who responded and said exactly what a less hot one had already said.

Yes to this one!"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When no body talks to you

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

"What you said.

And Everyone flirts with the new kid.

Yeah this

I flirt with everyone

whether they are in my target demographic or not

When someone flirts with you and you know they have no further intentions than just that.

"
Awwwww

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When you're seriously considering having a handy file typed up to copy/paste profile advice from!!

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When you wonder if there are any angles left for a picture of a cock to be taken from

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

The same 5 women grace 'hotpics' so you cant even be arsed to look anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When cake doesn't always mean cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What you said.

And Everyone flirts with the new kid.

Yeah this

I flirt with everyone

whether they are in my target demographic or not

When someone flirts with you and you know they have no further intentions than just that.

Ain't nothing wrong with a good flirt pal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When no body talks to you "

Weather alright where you are mate?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you wonder if there are any angles left for a picture of a cock to be taken from"

Creative as a species aren't we!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When no body talks to you "

At least I'm not the only one who gets ignored then

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When your getting a new phone and your top priority is the camera quality

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

When you start to think you're abnormal because your cock doesn't have either a Sky remote or a Linx can attached to it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The women's profiles look like a grocery list

Fetch me some cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.....you'll even risk trying to get a meet with a "silhouette".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When 42 is the new 23 - it so isn't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

... you get abuse for daring to say you're not enjoying something.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your getting a new phone and your top priority is the camera quality

Better yet. Get a decent camera that has 4G/Wifi capability

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By *aria_aldershotTV/TS over a year ago

Aldershot

Dreamers who crap themselves when they realise you do actually meet and then make some pathetic excuses to not meet or block you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When no body talks to you

Weather alright where you are mate?"

Its like winter here today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you talk to someone in the really real world and they say something is fab... and you can't help but wonder... Are they?...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dreamers who crap themselves when they realise you do actually meet and then make some pathetic excuses to not meet or block you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When 42 is the new 23 - it so isn't. "

From the looks of alot of the 42's on here quite alot are better than the 23's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When no body talks to you

Weather alright where you are mate?

Its like winter here today"

Jon Snow, that you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When no body talks to you

At least I'm not the only one who gets ignored then "

Oh no im like the chairman of that club haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When no body talks to you

Weather alright where you are mate?

Its like winter here today

Jon Snow, that you?"

There is a big wall here too

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By *eather_Loves_SexWoman over a year ago

Halfway Between London and Brighton

When having a night in a hotel means - I know what I'll do - message random women at 11pm to see if they. want a bit of me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The women's profiles look like a grocery list

Fetch me some cream

No, I rebel against female supremacy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The women ignore the other girls and only reply to the men "

The girls ignore everyone and delete all messages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your post gets lost in the conversation being ping ponged back and forward between 2 people = No reply "

Between who? ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When no body talks to you

Weather alright where you are mate?

Its like winter here today

Jon Snow, that you?

There is a big wall here too

One where all the women seem to be on the other side and you're stuck on the other?

..........................................................

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When no body talks to you

Weather alright where you are mate?

Its like winter here today

Jon Snow, that you?

There is a big wall here too

One where all the women seem to be on the other side and you're stuck on the other?

..........................................................

Yeah thats it haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....... when she's giving you undivided attention along with the 20 others you don't see trying to be picked for her meet request

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When no body talks to you

At least I'm not the only one who gets ignored then

Oh no im like the chairman of that club haha"

Well careful pretty sure I'm a social reject you may get shunned if ur seen communicating with me

think cabin fever and paranoia may have started to set in from lack of communication!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The same 5 women grace 'hotpics' so you cant even be arsed to look anymore"

When you can't be assed looking at hot pics at all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have no idea if that girl/guy would appreciate a flirty message so you just talk about weather/news/music

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...when you piss yourself and see it as a photo opportunity instead of an embarrassment

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have no idea if that girl/guy would appreciate a flirty message so you just talk about weather/news/music "

Agree with that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Someone asks what's for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your post gets lost in the conversation being ping ponged back and forward between 2 people = No reply

Between who? ...

Almost

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

When you say something and it gets ignored, someone else says it and you watch a conversation grow from it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Saying something that majority disagree with gets you abuse or your thread gets derailed

I like buses. Anyone else?"

Buses are fine, so long as I don't have to actually get on one ever

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When no body talks to you

At least I'm not the only one who gets ignored then

Oh no im like the chairman of that club haha

Well careful pretty sure I'm a social reject you may get shunned if ur seen communicating with me

think cabin fever and paranoia may have started to set in from lack of communication!

Its to late

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

....as soon as you've post a reasonable commented,but against a "cheerleader", you are suddenly deafened by a cacophony of hoof beats!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"... you get abuse for daring to say you're not enjoying something. "

Or say what your kink is and then everyone who's openminded gets all judgemental.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone asks what's for dinner."

Salmon and goats cheese sarnis apparently

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your pussy gives you so much power

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your pussy gives you so much power

And your cock can fuck the power

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A profile is so long it makes the Oxford dictionary seem like a Twitter status"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have an entire playlist on Spotify from forum music posts

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Someone asks what's for dinner.

Salmon and goats cheese sarnis apparently "

Legit gonna try these

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Patience is the key

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Just be patient"

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Patience is the key"

Lol. Snap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you feel like a young one at 25

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When you're on the Friday after school sweet run in the co op and can't help a little snigger when one of the little people choose a packet of Haribo

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"You have an entire playlist on Spotify from forum music posts "

Yes this! And songs makes you think of fab folk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You read an innocent news headline with the word gushing in and your mind wanders .....

Why is it when I'm at my poorlyist with my fibro I get really horny. Why can't I be horny when I'm well.

PTU xxx

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

You hit 'send' on a message and cringe inwardly in case it's taken the wrong way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you accept a Friend Invite and then never hear from the bugger again.

When you start buying Haribos!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When no body talks to you

At least I'm not the only one who gets ignored then

Oh no im like the chairman of that club haha

Well careful pretty sure I'm a social reject you may get shunned if ur seen communicating with me

think cabin fever and paranoia may have started to set in from lack of communication!

Its to late"

At least you answering me proved my I maybe invisible theory wrong...so any idea what it is you have to do to establish communication in here because after weeks of using the forums must say I'm at a loss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I look back on the day and realise I've done less than an hours work

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

When you live near the haribo factory shop.....

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

I know when I'm stressed I look at Mr Gemini's pics and calm down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you tell some one " have a great day and happy fabbing" and get " go fuck yourself you fucking cunt." As a reply. Then a friend request.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the obnoxiousness flows like a river through every post.

When the popularity and ego contests are a bigger kick to some than the main purpose of the site.

When the bitchyness is a garrenttee.

It's like a treasure hunt as there are ones that you find that are like finding diamonds in a big pile of coal and make all the silliness you encounter worth while x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When People send a rude message saying you must be fake then block you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When no body talks to you

At least I'm not the only one who gets ignored then

Oh no im like the chairman of that club haha

Well careful pretty sure I'm a social reject you may get shunned if ur seen communicating with me

think cabin fever and paranoia may have started to set in from lack of communication!

Its to late

I wish i knew

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When no body talks to you

At least I'm not the only one who gets ignored then

Oh no im like the chairman of that club haha

Well careful pretty sure I'm a social reject you may get shunned if ur seen communicating with me

think cabin fever and paranoia may have started to set in from lack of communication!

Its to late

Was here for about a year on my old profile, posted almost every day. Not sure anyone saw me really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When seeing loads of Willies becomes the norm, rather than the exception.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

"When People send a rude message saying you must be fake then block you

Faker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ok...let me stir the shit a bit

When on the forum the ladies complain of too many cock pictures, and actually the most fabbed pictures are the cock ones. (pmsl I'm going to regret on this

Is it definitely ladies fabbing them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What you said.

And Everyone flirts with the new kid.

Where's the new kid MrB??

Check your friends list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have an entire playlist on Spotify from forum music posts

Yes this! And songs makes you think of fab folk "

Doesn't it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you look for the green smiley emoji when sending a text

Please say I'm not the only one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you tell some one " have a great day and happy fabbing" and get " go fuck yourself you fucking cunt." As a reply. Then a friend request. "

Omg. Crying laughing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you tell some one " have a great day and happy fabbing" and get " go fuck yourself you fucking cunt." As a reply. Then a friend request. "

Do you really get those as a reply??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your back and forth messaging with a couple, including picture swaps leading up to a meeting at the weekend......suddenly stops!

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By *anielpiercedMan over a year ago

by the seaside

I know I'm on Fab when I go to a pub and they're actually playing Sky sports on the tv's and not porn like in most clubs I've been to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you tell some one " have a great day and happy fabbing" and get " go fuck yourself you fucking cunt." As a reply. Then a friend request.

Omg. Crying laughing

Making the ladies cry is the only reason I'm here aside from message abuse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When no body talks to you

At least I'm not the only one who gets ignored then

Oh no im like the chairman of that club haha

Well careful pretty sure I'm a social reject you may get shunned if ur seen communicating with me

think cabin fever and paranoia may have started to set in from lack of communication!

Its to late

I wish i knew "

Maybe someone could start a daily social outcast thread and all the people who normally get ignored can have a chat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you tell some one " have a great day and happy fabbing" and get " go fuck yourself you fucking cunt." As a reply. Then a friend request.

Omg. Crying laughing

Me too hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm the OP, and yet I never replied to *anyone* on the thread .... hmmmm..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you tell some one " have a great day and happy fabbing" and get " go fuck yourself you fucking cunt." As a reply. Then a friend request.

Do you really get those as a reply??

I've had worse. Had a couple threaten to come to place of work and show my pictures to my boss after I'd told them nicely they were too old for me. This place is dreamy.

but yeah, all the time aha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you meet everyone genitals first! That and "do you want a load in you" is considered a reasonable conversation starter

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