It would appear I am bored.
I want to adopt a donkey but I fear this may be a waste of money
Therefore I will adopt one of you
Why should I adopt you?
I give awesome cuddles and I am a good cook, you will be looked after. |
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The THX118 is in need of your support.
While at first seeming cold and aloof the THX118 is actually a very gentle loving animal.
Due to its unique physiology it is ideally adapted to being a house pet or companion.
Warm and fluffy the THX118 provides comfort in the long winter nights, and its powerful build a feeling of safety and security.
The wild THX has been hunted nearly to extinction, largely due to it's sarcastic provoking of hunters, while some THX's remain safe in captivity most bear the scars of at least one encounter.
Please look into your hearts and adopt a THX118 today. |
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"Adopt me. I'm house trained, I make a great big spoon for cuddling, and I could do with a girlie chat?
Awww, do you like to be tickled behind the ear?  "
Not so much tickled behind the ear, but having my head stroked is lovely x |
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"Adopt me. I'm house trained, I make a great big spoon for cuddling, and I could do with a girlie chat?
Awww, do you like to be tickled behind the ear?
Not so much tickled behind the ear, but having my head stroked is lovely x"
Your head on my lap as I stroke it sounds good.
Do you drool much? It's not a deal breaker, but would be handy to know |
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I'm just naughty and need training.
I provide laughter and sarcasm in equal measure, I have an evil streak that only comes out when someone wheely pisses me off. Other than that I'm a little softie who doesn't take up much space or eat much other than genitalia. |
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"Adopt me. I'm house trained, I make a great big spoon for cuddling, and I could do with a girlie chat?
Awww, do you like to be tickled behind the ear?
Not so much tickled behind the ear, but having my head stroked is lovely x
Your head on my lap as I stroke it sounds good.
Do you drool much? It's not a deal breaker, but would be handy to know"
I only drool when it's required 
But back to miss honeys post lol.... |
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One of my nicknames is Eeyore!
I'm a good cook, keep everything clean and tidy, good with my hands (DIY & massages), kind, caring, compassionate and considerate, I've been told I'm a good housewife and father.
Apparently in hung like a donkey too  |
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