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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Besides its intended purpose, what could You with an unwanted hardon?

Since I currently have one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn on switches?

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By *iSubSlutWoman over a year ago

Bedford

You could measure your TV remote....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stir some soup?

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By *orum TrollWoman over a year ago

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use it to make a mould for a dildo.

or is it mold coz i have american spleechecker here so not sure how you spell that...

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By *ikstupp2Man over a year ago

london

Hang a tea towel

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To ensure your can of lynx is made to the appropriate dimensions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stir some soup?"

Vicious...I like it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Turn on switches? "

I think a chair would be needed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hitchhike

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By *esparate danMan over a year ago

glasgow

Star Wars fan fiction

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cut it off and use it as a rolling pin?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hang a few pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hang a towel on mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fly swat?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Type

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By *K430Man over a year ago

Tipperary

Towel rail ??

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Joss stick holder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tribute some couples photos??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Find someone else with one and have a jousting competition?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beat it

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Meat tenderiser

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

??x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mouth massager

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Find someone else with one and have a jousting competition?"

Thats just wrong

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Ooh, could replace the lost pestle in my pestle and mortar set

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hammer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a cat uses whiskers to make sure it fits through the gap

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Door wedge. So many uses!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do the levitating man trick

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Sundial

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For waking up tge d*unk idiot on the train

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Blackboard pointer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tool of harrassment for unsuspecting women on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chew toy for a dog?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chew toy for a dog? "
ouch

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

One of those little things you chuck in the pool so kids can learn to dive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pole Vault

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Pole Vault

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Show off

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By *K430Man over a year ago

Tipperary

Clothes line

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For cleaning under the toilet seat when you pee like a woman

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By *eerobCouple over a year ago

solihull

Use it as a dibber in a potting shed

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

A golf tee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knead bread dough with it

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

Short leg at Lords?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bitch slap biatches with it!

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By *antingfunboyMan over a year ago

mirfield

Chin tickle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take pics of it from 63 different angles and send it to single women. They love it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sit in bed and lean your book or kindle against it thus leaving hands free to pick your nose

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Paint it fluorescent, make whooshing noises and pretend you're a Jedi

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

Hammering nails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do a naked dance so it bobs around a bit in a funny and pleasing manner.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use it to locate a water source.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take pics of it from 63 different angles and send it to single women. They love it. "

LOL

... I'm disappointed all this dickery was obviously instigated by female encouragement!!!! Lol ... I used to like the occasional dick pic before joining fab... Now I'm suffering from digital over exposure lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take pics of it from 63 different angles and send it to single women. They love it.

LOL

... I'm disappointed all this dickery was obviously instigated by female encouragement!!!! Lol ... I used to like the occasional dick pic before joining fab... Now I'm suffering from digital over exposure lol"

It's works like when your out drinking and you drink yourself sober. I'll send you another and see if it works.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take pics of it from 63 different angles and send it to single women. They love it.

LOL

... I'm disappointed all this dickery was obviously instigated by female encouragement!!!! Lol ... I used to like the occasional dick pic before joining fab... Now I'm suffering from digital over exposure lol

It's works like when your out drinking and you drink yourself sober. I'll send you another and see if it works. "

LOL well aren't you generic lol. Only the real deal will do now but I'm also not sure if I may be totally nonplussed next time I come into contact with one... which may be this week so I'll let ya know how I react lol... might need dick to mind,body and soul resuscitation?!!!

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