Go food shopping, was at 2am last time lol an I clean everything before going away. Empty the fridge an clean. So when I come back I shop, then make a tea then sleep in my own bed aww heaven.

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By *olliPineCouple over a year ago

swingers clubs

Take off my shoes and my socks then walk around on my rug bare foot and make fists with my toes.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy. Trust me, I've been doing it for nine years. Yes sir, better than a shower and a hot cup of coffee.

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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man over a year ago

Mold

"Call to see my mum and hope she has the dinner on and offers to do my washing

Can you not operate a washing machine? You know the big white thing in the kitchen with all the buttons on the front?!"

Nuff said about washing machines in kitchens.

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By *cented flowerWoman over a year ago

Some where over the rainbow!

I'm sitting in the airport now waiting to come home thinking about a all the things I have to do when I get home!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feed the cat and open the post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wash ALL my clothes. Even the stuff I didn't wear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Unpack and get the washing machine on.I hate dirty laundry.

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By *ynecplCouple over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Washing normally although this year we land at half one in the morning and so will be going straight to bed. Luckily we live ten minutes from the airport.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Take off my shoes and my socks then walk around on my rug bare foot and make fists with my toes.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy. Trust me, I've been doing it for nine years. Yes sir, better than a shower and a hot cup of coffee. Someone been watching die hard lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feed the cat and open the post."

Had the cat not been fed for 2 weeks while are away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Turn the plug on for the wifi router

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

Lovely cup of tea and a sit down in my favourite reclining chair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick the kettle on for a cup of tea.

Then get on with the washing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go to my mum's for dinner. Good to get a normal meal x

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By *ancs MinxWoman over a year ago

Burnley

Kettle on.....open the post.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Have a proper cup of tea if returning from abroad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Laundry can't stand it being in my case any longer!!

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feed the cat and open the post.

Had the cat not been fed for 2 weeks while are away

Hey, they're ace predators, right

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Check to make sure my dive kit hasn't been wrecked..

Fucking maltese baggage handlers are a bunch of ####s, dive case wrecked (great dragging a 25kg case with a broken wheel through Gatwick airport) and a hole through the bag which has ripped my buoyancy jacket.. Grrr

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By *effrey45Man over a year ago

Lytham

"I have to say that I'm really impressed by my ex, she's changed the bed linen on all the beds and making us a Sunday dinner

Top woman. Lol"

I think there's a reason she washed the bed linen...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a cup of tea. Nothing tastes the same as Scottish water!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pick up the post and pile of stuff that comes through the door

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a cup of tea. Nothing tastes the same as Scottish water! "

Stick the kettle on I'm coming home darling

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Get the washing on and get it out the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Book another holiday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ha ha welcome home buddy i hope you had a splendid break

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple over a year ago

luton

Sulk ??

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By *hubaysiWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Check to make sure my dive kit hasn't been wrecked..

Where there's a blame there's a claim!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What are holidays?

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By *homasP80Man over a year ago

Linwood

"Have a proper cup of tea if returning from abroad

& a slice of cake.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will let u know next weds...

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

"Make and have a decent cup of tea.

Priority number 1, along with a nice piece of hot buttered toast, yum.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Greet the dogs, assuming they didn't come with us.

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By *atureandhornyCouple over a year ago

Liverpool

After 30-40% getting into a nice cold bed.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Have a bath as normally hot and sweaty from airport to home

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

A real British cup of tea that is made properly.

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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man over a year ago

Mold

Who else takes teabags away with them?

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By *orthernguyXXXMan over a year ago

ashington

Go get some decent fish and chips

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By *onnie and JohnCouple over a year ago

WILTSHIRE

Hi We both travel a lot, our local Launderette offers a wash and pack service, just drop of your bag, pick it up the next day ready to go, on our return drop it in for washing.

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By *iss_tressWoman over a year ago

London

Laundry!

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By *3gam4nMan over a year ago

wrexham

Cuddle me cats...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Actually, sleeep in a comfy bed

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