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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex

If you post be willing to have broad shoulders and accept the opinion and not bitch about what people will say about you.

Examples may include but not be limited to:your an attention seeker, ur ugly/fat/too old/too young, ur dissing the other guys to be made look good,ur a fantasist, ur a cheating bollix, ur a smarmy git, ur a pic collector, a time waster, wouldn't touch you with a barge pole etc etc

PLEASE justify ur opinion. And make sure no one is skipped if u do ignore u can say I'm ignoring u cos ur a boring bollox/bitch etc. Try it for the laugh and see how we go... It's boring to be too PC all the time. It's a bit of fun to rant and rage without being bullied lol.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex


"No "

Coward looking to be nice to people will like him lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They both work as fishmongers, but that's not why they smell of fish.

Fuzz

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex


"They both work as fishmongers, but that's not why they smell of fish.

Fuzz "

South East UK.... Say no more

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex

Attention seeker cos I have to bump thread lol.

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own


"Attention seeker cos I have to bump thread lol."

The vagazzle is so 2015

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lordy Lord. Thats all I have to say

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

[Removed by poster at 23/07/17 12:28:56]

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex


"Attention seeker cos I have to bump thread lol.

The vagazzle is so 2015 :-

D"

Supergirl? More like super spinster

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own


"Attention seeker cos I have to bump thread lol.

The vagazzle is so 2015 :-

D

Supergirl? More like super spinster "

Sadly so true lol

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex


"Lordy Lord. Thats all I have to say"

Too boring to comment on yawnnnn

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Lordy Lord. Thats all I have to say"

Has a 'thing' for gimp masks and nipple torture

(corrected from previous post which had an unfortunate auto-carrot correction)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/07/17 12:28:56]"

Is always feeling himself and always has his hands down his pants because no-one else will.

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex


"[Removed by poster at 23/07/17 12:28:56]"

Chicken shit... Deleting his comment... Part Of The PC brigade

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex


"[Removed by poster at 23/07/17 12:28:56]

Is always feeling himself and always has his hands down his pants because no-one else will. "

Doesn't show how many she's met..... I wonder why

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex


"Lordy Lord. Thats all I have to say

Has a 'thing' for gimp masks and nipple torture

(corrected from previous post which had an unfortunate auto-carrot correction)"

Can't spell... How the fuck will he find directions to ur clit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 23/07/17 12:28:56]

Is always feeling himself and always has his hands down his pants because no-one else will. "

And always in public too

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lordy Lord. Thats all I have to say

Has a 'thing' for gimp masks and nipple torture

(corrected from previous post which had an unfortunate auto-carrot correction)

Can't spell... How the fuck will he find directions to ur clit "

They think a classy night out is dogging in the south east

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lordy Lord. Thats all I have to say

Has a 'thing' for gimp masks and nipple torture

(corrected from previous post which had an unfortunate auto-carrot correction)

Can't spell... How the fuck will he find directions to ur clit "

He doesn't even know what a clit is

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fuzz, you dress like my sister had chosen your outfit using her Ken doll as a child.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

they think romance is fish n chips in bed

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex


"Lordy Lord. Thats all I have to say

Has a 'thing' for gimp masks and nipple torture

(corrected from previous post which had an unfortunate auto-carrot correction)

Can't spell... How the fuck will he find directions to ur clit

They think a classy night out is dogging in the south east

Fuzz"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

mr bee

dont forget to ask your meets to use a magnifying glass

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex


"they think romance is fish n chips in bed "

Oh that's so romantic at least u can go fuck itself as ur a TV

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex

Mmmm this is refreshingly fun I must say Great insults all get the negativity out of u here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"they think romance is fish n chips in bed

Oh that's so romantic at least u can go fuck itself as ur a TV "

thats funny

if my dog had a face like yours i would shave its arse and make it walk backwards

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fuzz, you dress like my sister had chosen your outfit using her Ken doll as a child. "

He's so insecure he'll never reveal the real reason for leaving the lights off during sex

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lordy Lord. Thats all I have to say

Has a 'thing' for gimp masks and nipple torture

(corrected from previous post which had an unfortunate auto-carrot correction)"

Thats a compliment. Get off this thread immediately

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"they think romance is fish n chips in bed "

Fucking is, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lordy Lord. Thats all I have to say

Has a 'thing' for gimp masks and nipple torture

(corrected from previous post which had an unfortunate auto-carrot correction)

Thats a compliment. Get off this thread immediately"

when you were born you were so lovely they bought you a rattle with a snake on the end

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"they think romance is fish n chips in bed

Oh that's so romantic at least u can go fuck itself as ur a TV thats funny

if my dog had a face like yours i would shave its arse and make it walk backwards "

A look you rock, kitty

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lordy Lord. Thats all I have to say

Has a 'thing' for gimp masks and nipple torture

(corrected from previous post which had an unfortunate auto-carrot correction)

Thats a compliment. Get off this thread immediately

when you were born you were so lovely they bought you a rattle with a snake on the end "

When you were born they thought your afterbirth was your twin

Fuzz

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex


"Lordy Lord. Thats all I have to say

Has a 'thing' for gimp masks and nipple torture

(corrected from previous post which had an unfortunate auto-carrot correction)

Thats a compliment. Get off this thread immediately

when you were born you were so lovely they bought you a rattle with a snake on the end "

Cds and tvs .. The only reason they have great bitchy comments is that they copy and paste from all the comments they receive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"they think romance is fish n chips in bed

Oh that's so romantic at least u can go fuck itself as ur a TV thats funny

if my dog had a face like yours i would shave its arse and make it walk backwards

A look you rock, kitty

Fuzz "

bastardo ive no answer to that ... are you a male with a couple profile lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lordy Lord. Thats all I have to say

Has a 'thing' for gimp masks and nipple torture

(corrected from previous post which had an unfortunate auto-carrot correction)

Thats a compliment. Get off this thread immediately

when you were born you were so lovely they bought you a rattle with a snake on the end

Cds and tvs .. The only reason they have great bitchy comments is that they copy and paste from all the comments they receive

"

you have the face only a shovel could slap

Cds and tvs .. The only reason they have great bitchy comments is that they copy and paste from all the comments they receive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only chance you have got to getting laid is if you crawl up a chickens arse and wait.

Apologies X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lordy Lord. Thats all I have to say

Has a 'thing' for gimp masks and nipple torture

(corrected from previous post which had an unfortunate auto-carrot correction)

Thats a compliment. Get off this thread immediately

when you were born you were so lovely they bought you a rattle with a snake on the end

Cds and tvs .. The only reason they have great bitchy comments is that they copy and paste from all the comments they receive

"

hang on thats a compliment go sit in the naughty room

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex

Do u notice how all the attention seeking guys have been reluctant to post lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The only chance you have got to getting laid is if you crawl up a chickens arse and wait.

Apologies X"

you must realise that when aliens come to abduct us all they will pass you by they are looking for those that are easy to carry not back end of a bus arses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do u notice how all the attention seeking guys have been reluctant to post lol"

indeedy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The only chance you have got to getting laid is if you crawl up a chickens arse and wait.

Apologies X"

They're so dim that they couldn't work out that 2x2 is four and there's only two in a couple...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

light hearted fun for sunday

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"light hearted fun for sunday"

Actually an hairy dog!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The only chance you have got to getting laid is if you crawl up a chickens arse and wait.

Apologies X

They're so dim that they couldn't work out that 2x2 is four and there's only two in a couple...

"

Ha ha love it!

Not dim, just like foursome fun but with a name like PeachFuzz you wouldn't be expected to work that out my dear. Peach fuzz! Isn't that the part of the peach that makes you want to vomit when you put it in your mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"light hearted fun for sunday

Actually an hairy dog! "

last time you seen a fanny you came out of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"light hearted fun for sunday

Actually an hairy dog!

last time you seen a fanny you came out of it "

If only, I was Cesarean!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hee hee... Some right Meanies on here

As you were.....

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex

See how she ignored u doc couldn't have been bothered her and to insult the easily unsultable lol

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex


"Hee hee... Some right Meanies on here

As you were..... "

As for u Dana I can understand with the blond hair why u can't think of any insult

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By *ingle ex cuckMan  over a year ago

chester

why wear a bra that is clearly too big for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The only chance you have got to getting laid is if you crawl up a chickens arse and wait.

Apologies X

They're so dim that they couldn't work out that 2x2 is four and there's only two in a couple...

Ha ha love it!

Not dim, just like foursome fun but with a name like PeachFuzz you wouldn't be expected to work that out my dear. Peach fuzz! Isn't that the part of the peach that makes you want to vomit when you put it in your mouth?

"

We heard being vomited on the only way you two can cum???

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/07/17 13:20:15]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"why wear a bra that is clearly too big for you"

Why not ask yourself that question.

Fuzz

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex


"why wear a bra that is clearly too big for you"

And this from a guy who wears a Chasity belt so he can't infect any more women.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"why wear a bra that is clearly too big for you"

i woild not kiss the cheeks on you arse let alone the one on your face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/07/17 13:22:50]

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By *ingle ex cuckMan  over a year ago

chester


"why wear a bra that is clearly too big for you

And this from a guy who wears a Chasity belt so he can't infect any more women. "

that's correct just remember your day is pancake day

a day dedicated to all naturally flat Chester women

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"why wear a bra that is clearly too big for you

And this from a guy who wears a Chasity belt so he can't infect any more women.

that's correct just remember your day is pancake day

a day dedicated to all naturally flat Chester women "

I notice you don't have any chastity cover on your ass though. We know what you're really up to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've come across rotting bodies that are less offensive than you are.

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex


"why wear a bra that is clearly too big for you

And this from a guy who wears a Chasity belt so he can't infect any more women.

that's correct just remember your day is pancake day

a day dedicated to all naturally flat Chester women "

You really need to get out of Chester mate if u only meet all naturally flat Chester women. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Didn't like the colour of his tie lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i am no oil paintng, but fuck the tide would not take you out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Didn't like the colour of his tie lol x"

Pic number 6-the fumes from her pussy melted the crotch our her bodystocking

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Didn't like the colour of his tie lol x

Pic number 6-the fumes from her pussy melted the crotch our her bodystocking "

Obsessive!! Keep her away from loveheart bums at all costs!!

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By *ingle ex cuckMan  over a year ago

chester


"why wear a bra that is clearly too big for you

And this from a guy who wears a Chasity belt so he can't infect any more women.

that's correct just remember your day is pancake day

a day dedicated to all naturally flat Chester women

You really need to get out of Chester mate if u only meet all naturally flat Chester women. Lol "

I stepped over the water once and Ireland is full of them

your misses is a model image for pancake day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Didn't like the colour of his tie lol x

Pic number 6-the fumes from her pussy melted the crotch our her bodystocking

Obsessive!! Keep her away from loveheart bums at all costs!!"

Got his love heart shaped bum off e-bay from some dodgy company from north Korea

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Didn't like the colour of his tie lol x

Pic number 6-the fumes from her pussy melted the crotch our her bodystocking

Obsessive!! Keep her away from loveheart bums at all costs!!"

a backside that's had more traffic than the m25

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Didn't like the colour of his tie lol x

Pic number 6-the fumes from her pussy melted the crotch our her bodystocking

Obsessive!! Keep her away from loveheart bums at all costs!!

Got his love heart shaped bum off e-bay from some dodgy company from north Korea

Fuzz"

Re Peachfuzz,

They say that they are a happily married secure couple but look for other dicks to satisfy the ugly bitch.

Why? Because she's so ugly that his little Willy shrinks even more when she shows him her boobs.

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex

Jaysus do u always kill threads like that or is it just ur natural charm (not)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Didn't like the colour of his tie lol x

Pic number 6-the fumes from her pussy melted the crotch our her bodystocking

Obsessive!! Keep her away from loveheart bums at all costs!!

Got his love heart shaped bum off e-bay from some dodgy company from north Korea

Fuzz

Re Peachfuzz,

They say that they are a happily married secure couple but look for other dicks to satisfy the ugly bitch.

Why? Because she's so ugly that his little Willy shrinks even more when she shows him her boobs.

"

Only trained as a masseur to get the chance to handle cock as his is infested with leperasy

Fuzz

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex


"Didn't like the colour of his tie lol x

Pic number 6-the fumes from her pussy melted the crotch our her bodystocking

Obsessive!! Keep her away from loveheart bums at all costs!!

Got his love heart shaped bum off e-bay from some dodgy company from north Korea

Fuzz

Re Peachfuzz,

They say that they are a happily married secure couple but look for other dicks to satisfy the ugly bitch.

Why? Because she's so ugly that his little Willy shrinks even more when she shows him her boobs.

Only trained as a masseur to get the chance to handle cock as his is infested with leperasy

Fuzz"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Didn't like the colour of his tie lol x

Pic number 6-the fumes from her pussy melted the crotch our her bodystocking

Obsessive!! Keep her away from loveheart bums at all costs!!

Got his love heart shaped bum off e-bay from some dodgy company from north Korea

Fuzz

Re Peachfuzz,

They say that they are a happily married secure couple but look for other dicks to satisfy the ugly bitch.

Why? Because she's so ugly that his little Willy shrinks even more when she shows him her boobs.

Only trained as a masseur to get the chance to handle cock as his is infested with leperasy

Fuzz

"

Three thumbs! Need I say more

Fuzz

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex

The 3rd thumb is my luck leprosy thumb lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Didn't like the colour of his tie lol x

Pic number 6-the fumes from her pussy melted the crotch our her bodystocking

Obsessive!! Keep her away from loveheart bums at all costs!!

Got his love heart shaped bum off e-bay from some dodgy company from north Korea

Fuzz

Re Peachfuzz,

They say that they are a happily married secure couple but look for other dicks to satisfy the ugly bitch.

Why? Because she's so ugly that his little Willy shrinks even more when she shows him her boobs.

Only trained as a masseur to get the chance to handle cock as his is infested with leperasy

Fuzz

Three thumbs! Need I say more

Fuzz"

Oooh, I can't live with this insult.

Post reported. Hope you'll get a permanent ban so no one ever shags you again, both the male and his bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The 3rd thumb is my luck leprosy thumb lol"

Thieves!

They stole my massage table.

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex

Yes well you false advertise your not the only Mediterranean masseur on the site we know loads lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes well you false advertise your not the only Mediterranean masseur on the site we know loads lol"

Not only thieves but Liers too.

I've been on the look out for masseuses for ages. Name at least 3 then. Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes well you false advertise your not the only Mediterranean masseur on the site we know loads lol

Not only thieves but Liers too.

I've been on the look out for masseuses for ages. Name at least 3 then. Eh?

"

Haven't they deported him yet. Everyone knows he's illegal

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes well you false advertise your not the only Mediterranean masseur on the site we know loads lol

Not only thieves but Liers too.

I've been on the look out for masseuses for ages. Name at least 3 then. Eh?

Haven't they deported him yet. Everyone knows he's illegal

Fuzz"

Peach went mouldy a long time ago and fuzz looks like a Robbie Williams fan who couldn't quite afford to copy his tattoos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Yes well you false advertise your not the only Mediterranean masseur on the site we know loads lol

Not only thieves but Liers too.

I've been on the look out for masseuses for ages. Name at least 3 then. Eh?

Haven't they deported him yet. Everyone knows he's illegal

Fuzz

Peach went mouldy a long time ago and fuzz looks like a Robbie Williams fan who couldn't quite afford to copy his tattoos"

Why do you think a wet shirt is going to attract anyone? I always wonder about straight guys with ass pics.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are all your pics off your ass cos your face is so bad ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are all your pics off your ass cos your face is so bad ?? "

Your penis was probably the smallest mushroom shaped object in the woods at the time of that photo

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Are all your pics off your ass cos your face is so bad ??

Your penis was probably the smallest mushroom shaped object in the woods at the time of that photo"

Who gets in the shower fully clothed anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I really wouldn't want a piece of cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are all your pics off your ass cos your face is so bad ??

Your penis was probably the smallest mushroom shaped object in the woods at the time of that photo

Who gets in the shower fully clothed anyway?"

Wouldn't know, don't have a shower

Is your name _iss.red because that's the colour people's face turns when they see you and realise your actually a 70 year old man called Dennis

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By *loswingersCouple  over a year ago

Gloucester


"I really wouldn't want a piece of cake "

At least you have an honest profile

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are all your pics off your ass cos your face is so bad ??

Your penis was probably the smallest mushroom shaped object in the woods at the time of that photo

Who gets in the shower fully clothed anyway?"

Miss Red, you think that having too suggy boobs qualifies you to the title Miss?

Nah, white trash suits you better.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jioso, I really hate your muscly toned body

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are all your pics off your ass cos your face is so bad ??

Your penis was probably the smallest mushroom shaped object in the woods at the time of that photo

Who gets in the shower fully clothed anyway?

Miss Red, you think that having too suggy boobs qualifies you to the title Miss?

Nah, white trash suits you better. "

Mind you, I'd give half my kingdom to massage this bum of yours...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jioso, I really hate your muscly toned body"

A dick is dick. Nothing but dick pictures on his profile.

What a prick!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Talks about himself, to himself.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jioso, I really hate your muscly toned body

A dick is dick. Nothing but dick pictures on his profile.

What a prick!

"

This is fab. Not getting your flexing done in preparatiom for Mr Universe...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've seen bigger guns on a child's model aircraft

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By *iss.RedWoman  over a year ago

somewhere


"Are all your pics off your ass cos your face is so bad ??

Your penis was probably the smallest mushroom shaped object in the woods at the time of that photo

Who gets in the shower fully clothed anyway?

Miss Red, you think that having too suggy boobs qualifies you to the title Miss?

Nah, white trash suits you better. "

Not sure what suggy boobs are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is your name Miss red because no one gets anything you say ?

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By *armel and Francis OP   Couple  over a year ago

North wex

OP POST.... Guys and gals must say we pleasantly surprised the Brit's have a better sense of humour than Irish on this one some brilliant knock backs and all we hope people see it's just a piss take on say something positive threads lol. Now get back to ur bitching lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OP POST.... Guys and gals must say we pleasantly surprised the Brit's have a better sense of humour than Irish on this one some brilliant knock backs and all we hope people see it's just a piss take on say something positive threads lol. Now get back to ur bitching lol"

Back like a bad smell

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Is your name Miss red because no one gets anything you say ? "

Have you heard her speak? She'd sound better chewing a brick

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are all your pics off your ass cos your face is so bad ??

Your penis was probably the smallest mushroom shaped object in the woods at the time of that photo"

Piece Of Cake!?! Post op. That's all I'm saying.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Talks about himself, to himself. "

No town is big enough for Estella's massively oversized tits

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Talks about himself, to himself.

No town is big enough for Estella's massively oversized tits

Fuzz"

Just because you call it peachfuxz doesnt mean your lady beard is cute.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you called peach fuzz because your too lazy to diet and shave ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Jioso, I really hate your muscly toned body

A dick is dick. Nothing but dick pictures on his profile.

What a prick!

This is fab. Not getting your flexing done in preparatiom for Mr Universe... "

Can't get off the sofa without letting out a foul stench

Fuzz

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"

Can't get off the sofa without letting out a foul stench

Fuzz"

You are NOT cool.

Was the best I could do. I like you too much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Talks about himself, to himself.

No town is big enough for Estella's massively oversized tits

Fuzz

Just because you call it peachfuxz doesnt mean your lady beard is cute."

Cuter than your arse hair. Growing up your back

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Talks about himself, to himself.

No town is big enough for Estella's massively oversized tits

Fuzz

Just because you call it peachfuxz doesnt mean your lady beard is cute.

Cuter than your arse hair. Growing up your back

Fuzz"

You look way too shy and need to lose weight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you called peach fuzz because your too lazy to diet and shave ?? "

Are you called funonlyguy because you're so socially inept you can only play with yourself?

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Can't get off the sofa without letting out a foul stench

Fuzz

You are NOT cool.

Was the best I could do. I like you too much"

Wat evs

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Talks about himself, to himself.

No town is big enough for Estella's massively oversized tits

Fuzz

Just because you call it peachfuxz doesnt mean your lady beard is cute.

Cuter than your arse hair. Growing up your back

Fuzz

You look way too shy and need to lose weight"

You look way too confident and need to put in weight

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Can't get off the sofa without letting out a foul stench

Fuzz

You are NOT cool.

Was the best I could do. I like you too much

Wat evs

Fuzz"

Fuzz is reminiscent of a boy who's voice is getting ready to break.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Hairy arse

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Can't get off the sofa without letting out a foul stench

Fuzz

You are NOT cool.

Was the best I could do. I like you too much

Wat evs

Fuzz

Fuzz is reminiscent of a boy who's voice is getting ready to break. "

I'll sound just like you then.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hairy arse "

You still on Britain's most wanted for gross rural perversions

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hairy arse

You still on Britain's most wanted for gross rural perversions

Fuzz"

So you're just growing on all the adolescent balls out there? I remember when you were all over my balls back in the day.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hairy arse

You still on Britain's most wanted for gross rural perversions

Fuzz

So you're just growing on all the adolescent balls out there? I remember when you were all over my balls back in the day. "

I remember those days. When you had balls.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pretty much killed the thread as its just everyone replying to the same person.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pretty much killed the thread as its just everyone replying to the same person."

Your in great shape

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pretty much killed the thread as its just everyone replying to the same person."

The sexy one who didn't reply back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

They're aren't bright enough to understand the point of the thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pretty much killed the thread as its just everyone replying to the same person.

Your in great shape "

There goes another fab straight guy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They're aren't bright enough to understand the point of the thread "

Might be dim but at least not a tube light

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They aren't bright enough to understand the point of the thread "

FTFY

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They aren't bright enough to understand the point of the thread

FTFY

Fuzz"

Oi twatface you got that impotence sorted yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They aren't bright enough to understand the point of the thread

FTFY

Fuzz

Oi twatface you got that impotence sorted yet "

Yep, thanks for that Viagra mate! Nice to know someone with a plentiful supply

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you called peach fuzz because your too lazy to diet and shave ??

Are you called funonlyguy because you're so socially inept you can only play with yourself?

Fuzz"

I'd love to explain it to you but I don't have the time or the crayons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you called peach fuzz because your too lazy to diet and shave ??

Are you called funonlyguy because you're so socially inept you can only play with yourself?

Fuzz

I'd love to explain it to you but I don't have the time or the crayons "

That's because you spend all your time eating them after sticking them up your bum.

Fuzz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you called peach fuzz because your too lazy to diet and shave ??

Are you called funonlyguy because you're so socially inept you can only play with yourself?

Fuzz

I'd love to explain it to you but I don't have the time or the crayons

That's because you spend all your time eating them after sticking them up your bum.

Fuzz"

Love your hair funonlyguy looks nearly normal

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By *aul1973HullMan  over a year ago

East Hull

Tonguecravespussy, you were so ugly when you were born the midwife gave your mum the after birth by mistake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tonguecravespussy, you were so ugly when you were born the midwife gave your mum the after birth by mistake"

If I wanted a comeback I'd wipe it of ya moms chin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are all your pics off your ass cos your face is so bad ??

Your penis was probably the smallest mushroom shaped object in the woods at the time of that photo

Who gets in the shower fully clothed anyway?

Miss Red, you think that having too suggy boobs qualifies you to the title Miss?

Nah, white trash suits you better.

Not sure what suggy boobs are "

SUGGY

S is for success, in all you will do.

U is for useful, always to others.

G is for gem, the jewel you are.

G is for grace, an admirable trait!

Y is for young, the years never show!

My inner thoughts simply bursted out...

In reality, to keep to the thread's purpose I meant to say:

"Two saggy boobs " but my super smart phone often changes words to something different.

For example "dick" becomes "sick"

"fuck" goes to "duck"

etc.

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