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What type of vagina do you have
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My friends have shared this silly article on our private Facebook group that has had us giggling today. So what's yours?
Ms Barbie : in this type, your inner lips are completely tucked in and concealed by the outer lips. This image of the vagina is considered to be normal and ideal by several people though is very rare amongst women.
Ms Tulip: in this form, the inner lips are slightly visible through the outer labia.
Ms Puffs: sort of like a Ms Barbie but in this, the inner lips are situated lower on the pubic bone.
Ms Horseshoe: the vagina appears with a wider opening at the top part between the outer lips.
Ms Curtains: considered to be the most common type of vagina. In this the inner lips are visibly stretched and extended between the outer lips.
Remember there's no ideal type of vagina. The way your vagina looks is not affected by your weight, age, or race. There's nothing abnormal about its appearance. So embrace your vagina ladies x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah ms barbie here but I think it looks more like a beak or a mouth especially if it's shaved and no hair anywhere. Just a slit and everything's packed away inside like mini intestines. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a rare vagina then.
Never been a barbie anything before.
I know, wonder if being compared to a Barbie is going to be a good thing x
Who named it a barbie? "
Was apparently a beautician who used to do a lot of waxing x |
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"Ok. I openly admit I have a car crash vag.
I'm embarrassed by it. Guys don't seem to care and neither so the girls, but me... I do care.
Is it like a microwave lasagne?"
Yes, with a little chewed by a walrus thrown in for good measure. I think it must have been all the masturbation as a teen. |
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"I'm just seeking clarification
Can we do this? I might send out photos and ask
I wasn't sending a pic, I was hoping memory would be enough 
Its been so long...I doubt it "
I've just been told, "I need many many more looks to make sure"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then there's me, checking galleries to see if ladies are correct
Who made you the vagina police?
Someone had to step up to this hard job 
Mm I bet it's hard! "
I'm in public wearing shorts, you'll get me into an awkward situation  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once dated a girl and it literally looked like a kebab... literally  "
Maybe she thinks your willy looks like a tremor, shit get me on concrete get me on concrete!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once dated a girl and it literally looked like a kebab... literally
Maybe she thinks your willy looks like a tremor, shit get me on concrete get me on concrete!
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Preliminary findings are that I'm a tulip, however further research is being dedicated to this matter. The data will take some considerable time to collate in order for the research to be gold standard. Sorry folks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once dated a girl and it literally looked like a kebab... literally
Maybe she thinks your willy looks like a tremor, shit get me on concrete get me on concrete!
To be fair she was the loveliest girl going that's not a dig at her I just remember thinking it at the time
I used to love that film! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah ms barbie here but I think it looks more like a beak or a mouth especially if it's shaved and no hair anywhere. Just a slit and everything's packed away inside like mini intestines. "
You've written that so well I'm using yours 
Yep that's me too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah ms barbie here but I think it looks more like a beak or a mouth especially if it's shaved and no hair anywhere. Just a slit and everything's packed away inside like mini intestines.
You've written that so well I'm using yours
Yep that's me too "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok. I openly admit I have a car crash vag.
I'm embarrassed by it. Guys don't seem to care and neither so the girls, but me... I do care.
Is it like a microwave lasagne?
Yes, with a little chewed by a walrus thrown in for good measure. I think it must have been all the masturbation as a teen."
My favourite kind. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Shall we start a thread for the fellas
Party sausage
Chorizo sausage
Butternut squash
Sausage roll
Parsnip "
You forgot those that look like those water snake toys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm have a Barbie foof but I wouldn't strive to be her as she has an unattainable figure, no brain, no voice and she's plastic "
Oh I dunno. ..she seems to have done alright for herself though |
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"Then there's me, checking galleries to see if ladies are correct
Who made you the vagina police? "
I think that being Irish and a neutral nation I should be the independent verification inspector. Please can all the ladies form an orderly queue in your claimed category. I shall then assess and confirm or realign you to a new category.
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By *kultraCouple
over a year ago
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"Yeah ms barbie here but I think it looks more like a beak or a mouth especially if it's shaved and no hair anywhere. Just a slit and everything's packed away inside like mini intestines. "
Omg I'm dying because I have ms barbie and think it looks like a beak sometimes too pmsl |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
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"No idea. My gearbox has been sliced and stiched back up due to childbirth. It's probably not the prettiest beaver on the block. "
Ha Ha me too. However I asked someone who has spent time with it and he says Tulip..
I expect that's because ripped out fireplace wasn't on the list |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah ms barbie here but I think it looks more like a beak or a mouth especially if it's shaved and no hair anywhere. Just a slit and everything's packed away inside like mini intestines.
Omg I'm dying because I have ms barbie and think it looks like a beak sometimes too pmsl"
Haha I call it my beak as well, only to my friends though, never to a guy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd probably say Barbie but then could be Tulip sometimes as I seem to have one half of my inner lips hang Lower then the other which at times comes through my labia........if that makes sense to anyone?  xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Barbie - you can't see anything from the outside but a line. And though sensitive, my inner lips and clit are small and a bit deeper set compared with others I've seen. Though they get bigger when I'm aroused.. not as much as other ladies. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd probably say Barbie but then could be Tulip sometimes as I seem to have one half of my inner lips hang Lower then the other which at times comes through my labia........if that makes sense to anyone? xx"
Yes, completely. Mine depends on how I'm standing/lying. But I'm the same x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd probably say Barbie but then could be Tulip sometimes as I seem to have one half of my inner lips hang Lower then the other which at times comes through my labia........if that makes sense to anyone? xx
Yes, completely. Mine depends on how I'm standing/lying. But I'm the same x "
So nice to know I'm not the only one yes it depends how I'm stood, sat or laying. X |
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I saw the picture 
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But peach is definitely a Ms curtains, which I adore and is my standard I compare to.
Fuzz
