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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Considering we're all naughty people here, I'm expecting some good tales.
School has finished for most kids, but when you look back, is there anything you did that got you in real trouble, more than just one days detention?
Any pranks that went wrong or just rebellious and caused trouble for the sake of it? And more importantly, are you sorry?
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I said "I don't give a shit" to a teacher. She told me to come see her at the end of the day. I was bricking it all day.
Kids these days swear all the time to teachers! They wouldn't even think twice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once wet myself laughing so much in a corridor at breaktime that i had to take my knickers and tights off and dry them under old hand dryers in the girls toilet. This was in Comp.
Only my best friend was there, and she never told! Twas her fault anyway, funny bint!! |
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I didn't like history.
In the build up to choosing our options it was all JFK and interesting stuff, once I'd chosen it as a subject to take it was stuff that didn't pique my interest in the slightest.
I was proper pissed off. I just sat in every lesson listening to the Young Guns 2 soundtrack on my walkman. In the end the teacher would simply tap me on the shoulder to check I was still alive I think.
I broke a boys nose for picking on a girl.
I farted in music lesson once and the whole class was heaving.
I had a broken arm and one of the lads tripped me up on purpose. My plaster cast became a weapon for the next 5 mins.
I think that's about it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We broke into our primary school and stole all the blank pads thinking it'd get us out of doing any work. Never got caught for that one.
When the underpass leading to the school got painted me and two of my pals spent a lunch break writing our names in the wet paint....when we got caught we got sent down to scrub it clean instead of being in class so that was a win for us
Organised a fight against the Catholic primary school along the road, the teachers heard about it and turned up just as we all started fighting. Got a week suspension for that
God I loved primary school |
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I set the Mother Superior on fire once!
Group of us smoking behind the boiler house, someone called she was coming, everyone stamped their fags out, I flicked mine into the corner
She appeared & began giving us a talking too, which I when I noticed my fag had landed in a pile of dried leaves the caretaker swept up, and they had begun to smoulder. In less than a minute small flames appearing, right behind where she was stood.
I tried to say something, but was instantly told to shut up, I tried again & recurve another sharp tongue lashing for being rude.
By this point the flames has reached the bottom of her habit.
Quite offended she didn't find my rugby tackle in the life saving manner it was intended!
Always wondered if it ruined my chances of going to heaven |
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One of my primary school teachers hated me and kept moving me in class. At the end of one day she said "chairs on tables" as you do at primary school. I knew she was behind me so I lifted it up and rammed it into her legs before putting it on my table  only didn't get expelled cos the head teacher loved me |
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Oh and I used to take my clothes off all the time in primary school and they couldn't stop me, calling my parents in and they were like what can we do about it?! Not my fault I was a proper little naturist  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was too busy being bullied to cause any real trouble. I also left as soon as I could!
I did however learn to forge my mum's signature and got out of PE for about two years.
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Ha ha, that sounds just like me x |
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I was at boarding school (Kingham Hill) and three of us decided albeit unwisely to nick some lead off the main school roof and sell it. We got about £20 for it which was quite a lot back in 1977.
We all got three of the best when the Headmaster had water leaking into his study and he put two and two together  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being a swot and a nerd guarantees you'll never get into trouble.
I got sent out of class once for being wrongfully blamed for twanging a ruler - mortified.
One detention for accidentally turning on a gas tap. Again - mortified.
Things changed when I did A levels. No longer a good girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Always was a good student in primary and secondary , was very shy . That all changed when i went to college , rebel streak came out and found the joys college girls and beer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Always was a good student in primary and secondary , was very shy . That all changed when i went to college , rebel streak came out and found the joys college girls and beer. "
Me all day.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Burnt my name into a desk with a soldering iron.
That was about as rebellious as I got."
Compasses into the desks. I Always wrote someone else's name. |
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"Hacked the school website and changed the holidays to last one more day
Changed the first Monday back to show as a teacher training day "
Genius. Absolute genius, we'd have been best friends. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ah bunser burners to light fags in Science
Chemicals to burn holes in stuff
No I was a good girl. "
Learned to make a stink bomb in chemistry, we practiced it in the lesson, I say 'we' Because all three of us still deny that it was anyone individually. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Master instigator here. Rarely got caught and if I did usually managed to cheekily talk my way out of it 
Fuzz"
I was part of a pact that when one got caught. We all took the blame. I denied everything and so did they. All three of us had to pay for the windows we 'all' broke at the same time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We detuned the piano,it sounded like Les Dowson was play the next day in assembly.Howls of laughter everywhere,even some of the teachers couldn't keep a straight face."
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When I was a heavy metal fan in high school.
There was this mod guy that was always taking the piss,one day he said in art class,"I can't tell wether you are a girl or a boy with that long hair".
Being a freek brothers fan I immediately came back with,"well why don't you suck my cock and find out!".
The teacher heard me say it and it earned me a visit my to the housemates were she begged him to take me out of her class as I was clearly depraved.....she was right about that of course. |
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Told a teacher to fuck off cos she let my friend go up to the liburay but she wouldn't let me go up. Got frog marched into the heads office and got suspended. Next day I was off school with my dad waiting for our appointment to see the head about my behaviour n one of my boys came up to the house expecting his lunchtime treat! My dad went apeshit on his ass! 
PTU xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Master instigator here. Rarely got caught and if I did usually managed to cheekily talk my way out of it
Fuzz
I was part of a pact that when one got caught. We all took the blame. I denied everything and so did they. All three of us had to pay for the windows we 'all' broke at the same time. "
All for one and one for all.
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Master instigator here. Rarely got caught and if I did usually managed to cheekily talk my way out of it
Fuzz
I was part of a pact that when one got caught. We all took the blame. I denied everything and so did they. All three of us had to pay for the windows we 'all' broke at the same time.
All for one and one for all.
Fuzz"
Yes. Like the teenage ninja turtles? |
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Yes regret abusing the ice cream man at school everyday.Always used to be on the otherside rocking it while hes trying to sell wham bars and 99'd and putting things up the exhaust.The poor bloke must been terrorised |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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"I was too busy being bullied to cause any real trouble. I also left as soon as I could!
I did however learn to forge my mum's signature and got out of PE for about two years.
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I forged my dad's signature so much on notes sent home that it's now my signature |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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I asked a teacher in class did he ever shag sheep before and I couldnt figure out why he went so mad
I'd only just heard the word shag earlier that day and didn't know what it meant and when some kid asked me jokingly did I ever shag sheep I thought he meant playfully tussle it's hair and thinking nice mr byrne who regaled us with stories of his youth on a farm might just be a chap who tussled a sheeps hair in his youth
Wouldn't mind but I was around 14 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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So so many. Jumped over the schools back gate after registration , headmaster was walking his dog.
Draw a front cover of Mayfair magazine in art.
Tied a mate to a lamp post naked outside the local girls school.
Drew a pair of Boobs 20ft wide with killer on the school field.
locked the music teacher in the instrument cupboard....the list goes on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Master instigator here. Rarely got caught and if I did usually managed to cheekily talk my way out of it
Fuzz
I was part of a pact that when one got caught. We all took the blame. I denied everything and so did they. All three of us had to pay for the windows we 'all' broke at the same time.
All for one and one for all.
Fuzz
Yes. Like the teenage ninja turtles? "
I was always Donatello. Love the Bo staff and colour purple 
Fuzz |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So so many. Jumped over the schools back gate after registration , headmaster was walking his dog.
Draw a front cover of Mayfair magazine in art.
Tied a mate to a lamp post naked outside the local girls school.
Drew a pair of Boobs 20ft wide with killer on the school field.
locked the music teacher in the instrument cupboard....the list goes on."
I just had to check if I knew you. Haha. Three of those sound similar to my record of achievement. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Primary
Flooded the hand washing area by stuffing that tracing paper toilet paper into the plug hole and over flow
Our Pe teacher was a bully and would spend most of a lesson telling me to move my fat backside, while playing rugby I lost my shit and decided to tackle him, we both fell awkwardly and he broke his arm in 3 places, I was a hero
High School
Tried to jump over a teacher's triumph spitfire convertible failed and went through the roof.
Caused a small explosion in a science class by doing what the teacher told us not to do "because it will explode.
Told a teacher to" go fuck yourself " because he told me my future was going to be infantry or prison
Drove the car we worked on in metal work through a roller shutter
Took pot shots at the school windows one Sunday at my mates house and broke about 6 windows
What a little shit, I'd have beaten me with a stick had I been a teacher |
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